I wonder what the goyim will think about this list.
50. Not one, but two(!) Holocaust museums
Thanks to the Los Angeles Museum of the Holocaust and the Museum of Tolerance, you’ll never, never forget.
49. The beach
48. The good New Yorkers move here
47. The annoying ones go back to New York after 12 months
46. Drugs … rehab, that is
45. Steven Spielberg
44. Steven Spielberg’s mother
43. The USC Shoah Foundation
42. The Kibitz Room at Canter’s Deli
41. Best shawarma and matbucha outside Israel
40. The best and most accessible kosher restaurants in America
39. Jeff’s Gourmet Sausage Factory
38. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and its art collection are reason enough to get yourself admitted (for something minor)
37. The Skirball Cultural Center can make you look super-smart
36. If there’s a kosher Mexican restaurant to die for, we have it
35. The Happy Minyan
34. Friday Night Live at Sinai Temple
33. Get holy with celebrities in synagogue
32. Going to Vegas for Christmas with every other Jew in L.A.
31. Ari Gold
30. Haim Saban
29. Sunbrella vs. umbrella
28. Israeli-style dress codes
27. Israeli-style drivers
26. America’s biggest annual pro-Israel festival
25. The Israeli-American Council
24. Yes, you can fly to Israel nonstop from here
23. The Israel Film Festival and the L.A. Jewish Film Festival
22. Two 770s
21. L.A. Jews are probably the writers, producers and/or directors behind your favorite shows and movies
20. All-star rabbis
19. Tehrangeles!
18. We got $
Jews made up almost 50 percent of the L.A. Business Journal’s 2015 list of the 50 wealthiest Angelenos, with Sumner Redstone (we, too, were surprised to learn a guy named Sumner Redstone is Jewish) and Eli Broad in the top spots. In all, we counted at least 23 Jews on the list. FYI: For every 50 people in Los Angeles, about 3.3 are Jewish. The combined net worth of the Biz Journal’s present-day Rothschilds is $65.39 billion — nearly 10 percent of L.A.’s gross domestic product. Note: This entry will likely soon appear on Stormfront.
17. Our Eastside is cooler than yours
16. Our Westside is cooler than yours
15. The city’s top three elected officials are Jews
14. Brandeis-Bardin Institute
13. 97 percent of the celebrities Abe Foxman has condemned are here
12. Finding Jewish guys and gals is no harder here than anywhere else
11. And they’re really hot
10. America’s No. 1 deli city
9. You can imagine you’re in Ramallah
8. You can imagine you’re in Mea Shearim
7. You can imagine you’re in the Negev
6. You can imagine you’re in Tel Aviv
5. Nobody cares about your religious observance
4. We’re the Silicon Valley of shul and minyan startups
3. You will fit in somewhere
2. Being a “young professional”
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