How criminologists who study biology are shunned by their field

ESSAY: I am a criminologist by training, which means that I make my living trying to better understand the causes of criminal behavior. My research specialty in particular is something my colleagues and I call biosocial criminology. What is that, you ask? The simplest way to answer that question is to clarify what it is not — biosocial criminology is not one thing. It encompasses various flavors of psychology, biology, genetics, and neuroscience all aimed in the direction of understanding why human beings engage in a host of disreputable, dangerous, aggressive, and, of course, illegal behaviors.

The logic for approaching the study of crime in this manner is simple. Human beings perpetrate criminal behavior and humans are biological creatures. Simple reasoning would require that biology should play some role in the production of crime. For decades, however, our traditional criminology colleagues disagreed with us. They sternly rejected the chain of thought that I just described and chided those of us who maintained that biology was important. Even now, doubts persist about the importance of biology for the study of crime.

While writing this, it struck me as ironic that an important father of modern criminology, Cesare Lombroso (Italian physician from over a century past), was one of the first scientists to proffer biologically tinged theories of crime. Although these theories were incorrect, they were key steps in the evolution of criminological science. But, as fate would have it, the very science birthed in part by the physician, a “biosocial criminologist”, would eventually grow hostile to biology. Lombroso and his arguments were caricatured, transformed into the laughing stock of the field [1]. First year theory students (undergraduate and graduate) are now treated to an annual skewering of Lombroso. Everyone in the class has a nice chuckle at his expense and the discussion moves along to the “true” sociological wisdom that waits ahead in the semester.

In any situation where two sides of an argument are competing for the intellectual high ground, it is natural to ask who was right. A massive study [2] just published in the academic journal Nature Genetics synthesized 50 years worth of behavior genetics research and settled the issue nicely. I’ll distill the findings down: there is virtually no human trait untouched by genes.

Whether the question concerns why some are taller than others, why some are smarter than others, or why some are more psychiatrically disturbed than others, the answer is that genetic differences play a role. There have also been four separate reviews of the literature examining behavior genetic studies on the topic of criminal and antisocial behavior specifically [3,4,5,6]. The conclusions are precisely the same as those from the Nature study. The reason why some are more prone to crime than others has much to do with their genes. Do not bother lazily invoking explanations like poverty, parenting, neighborhood factors, and the like. Start with genes and then go from there.

At this point, I can already hear the critics chiming in about how I’ve glossed over every bit of important nuance. Where is the discussion of gene-environment interaction and gene expression? Why have I behaved like such a genetic determinist? Have I glossed over some nuance? To some degree, yes, but I have a good reason for doing so. The purpose of our discussion is not to delineate the intricacies of gene-environment interplay. More importantly, frivolous appeals to near meaningless “it’s both nature and nurture” type arguments serve no purpose. Behavior genetic models are designed to parse genetic and environmental influences on outcomes at the population level so it is entirely meaningful to talk about both separately. Do genes and environments (as well as multiple genes in the genome) interact to influence behavior? Yes. Does gene expression change across time as a result of environmental exposure and because of the regulatory functions of other genes? Yes. Are these vital components to explaining large swaths of human differences in violent, aggressive, and criminal forms of behavior? The evidence does not suggest it to this point, but there is more work to be done.

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Making A Murderer

Observer.com: There is nothing “fun” about Making a Murderer. Where Serial was guided along by the calming voice of Sarah Koenig and the charismatic Adnan Syed, and The Jinx had a villain straight out of a Marvel movie in Robert Durst, Netflix’s foray into true-crime has nothing but a cold Wisconsin, a junk car yard, and utter hopelessness. When Netflix first released the trailer, I called it “Serial You Can Binge-Watch.” Please, don’t binge-watch Making a Murderer. Out of necessity I powered through all ten episodes, and spent the rest of my night staring out a window at the rain. Making a Murderer doesn’t send you off to the internet to discuss the details. It doesn’t inspire fevered speculation. Forget Ryan Murphy, this is an actual American horror story, and what it does inspire is fear. Namely, fear of an easily manipulated justice system, a nagging voice that says repeatedly “that could be me.” Steven Avery’s defense lawyer Jerry Buting sums it up toward the end: “We can all say we will never commit a crime,” he says. “But we can never guarantee that someone will never accuse us of a crime. And if that happens, good luck in this criminal justice system.”

Making a Murderer might as well have come sans soundtrack, because the only sound you’ll hear is your own voice, constantly saying out loud”Oh, come on!” It is a long, frustrating process, and I’m not sure what point is the most infuriating. Is it episode one, which covers the initial sexual assault case, where there is NO speculation or doubt. You know Mr. Avery is later exonerated, and you’re actually watching an entire county’s police force mangle, stumble, and completely botch an investigation. (A lot of people come off bad in Making a Murderer, but perhaps no one as comically so as Chief Deputy Eugene Kusch, who framed the original, completely biased sketch that sent Mr. Avery to jail for 18 years like a proud child putting a drawing on the fridge). Or maybe it’s the lack of physical evidence tying Mr. Avery to the murder of Teresa Halbach, and the breaking of pretty much all protocol by Manitowoc’s police department in obtaining any evidence at all.

Strangely, the most tragic figure in all of this isn’t Mr. Avery, it’s his then-16-year-old nephew Brendan Dassey. Mr. Dassey became a key figure in the prosecution’s case after the high school junior gave a statement saying he not only walked in on Mr. Avery standing over Ms. Halbach chained to a bed, but then participated in the woman’s rape and eventual murder. It seems pretty cut and dry until you get to the end of episode three, which is as horrifying and haunting as any piece of television in years. With nary a parent or lawyer in sight, investigators Mark Wiegert and Tom Fassbender take Mr. Dassey out of school and get a confession so coerced it’s actually sickening. It’s all filmed, so we get to watch as a 16-year-old with an IQ of 69 throws his life away completely because he’s too intimated to tell the truth.

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White Girl Is Burned Alive, 17 Black Gang Members Arrested Yet Media Refuses To Report Story

REPORT:

There is no doubt that the mainstream media has all but instituted a “blackout” on crimes committed by black thugs, and it’s almost epidemic across all forms of media coverage, and if an incident does make it to the evening news or within a newspaper, look for it to be buried in the newspaper or perhaps “aired” once with minimum time devoted to the story.

Even a horrific incident of a 19-year old girl being burned “alive” doesn’t raise much outrage within the mainstream media if the murdered girl happens to be white and her assailants black.

The FBI has rounded up 17 black gang members in connection with the murder of Jessica Chambers in Mississippi.

She was a white 19-year-old girl who had disappeared from a gas station while she was filling up her car with gas; her body was found burning just a few miles from the station.

The thugs doused her with gasoline and then burned her alive.

The stunning facts are that these types of crimes are happening with more frequency and are seldom reported by the mainstream media, it’s the same mindset that is putting Americans at risk when those in charge refuse to identify those that commit acts of terror, because of political correctness.

FBI agents targeted suspected members of the Black Gangster Disciples, Vice Lords, and Sipp Mob street gangs.

These men are violent murderers who deserve to pay for their crime. And this crime went virtually unreported by media.

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Chaim Amalek writes:

Don’t be so quick to judge. Instead, read a book. “To Kill a Mockingbird” for starters, in which an innocent Black Man is falsely accused of rape by a wanton white woman not in control of her sexuality. Then go watch a movie. Again, “To Kill a Mockingbird” will work. Then watch that made for TV move from the seventies (?) about the Scottsboro Boys who were falsely accused of raping some white women in the south. Pause and reflect. Visit a museum of tolerance, if you have one. Listen to your heart. Then consider – what if this white woman dies trying to frame these innocent black men? Suppose, as a motive, that they had rebuffed her sexual advances (like in “Mockingbird”)? Only speculate that it didn’t work out for her. Had she gotten away with it, they would not have been the first black men to be framed by a white woman not in control of her own sexuality.

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Obama Plays The Race Card

Alexander Hart writes:

In an interview this morning with NPR, President Obama psychologized his white-working class antagonists:

…[W]hen you combine that demographic change with all the economic stresses that people have been going through because of the financial crisis, because of technology, because of globalization, the fact that wages and incomes have been flatlining for some time, and that particularly blue-collar men have had a lot of trouble in this new economy, where they are no longer getting the same bargain that they got when they were going to a factory and able to support their families on a single paycheck, you combine those things and it means that there is going to be potential anger, frustration, fear.

[Video and Transcript: NPR’s Interview With President Obama, December 21, 2015]

According to the President:

Some of it justified but just misdirected. I think somebody like Mr. Trump is taking advantage of that. That’s what he’s exploiting during the course of his campaign.

So Obama is implying that if we just enacted more redistributive big government programs, the white working class would love Third World immigrants and multiculturalism.

He made this point more explicitly in his famous speech on race when he first ran for President. Then Senator Obama noted that “Most working- and middle-class white Americans don’t feel that they have been particularly privileged by their race.” Obama feigned empathy for these whites, acknowledging that

They’ve worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor. They are anxious about their futures, and feel their dreams slipping away; in an era of stagnant wages and global competition… So when they are told to bus their children to a school across town; when they hear that an African American is getting an advantage in landing a good job or a spot in a good college because of an injustice that they themselves never committed; when they’re told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.

[A More Perfect Union, March 8, 2008]

Yet Obama argued that conservative talk radio hosts exploited these fears, and that

these white resentments distracted attention from the real culprits of the middle class squeeze—a corporate culture rife with inside dealing, questionable accounting practices, and short-term greed; a Washington dominated by lobbyists and special interests; economic policies that favor the few over the many.

Needless to say, Obama’s analysis is simply a camouflaged version of the old Marxist trope that capitalists impose a false consciousness on the proletariat to prevent them from asserting their true class interest.

Professional anti-racist Tim Wise [Email him] says the same thing more crudely: “[w]hite privilege, relative to people of color, has served as the transmission belt of false consciousness” and thus “the ability of working people to form effective cross-racial coalitions. . . is itself made less likely precisely because of white racism” [Ian Haney-López [Email him] wrote a 2013 book with the self-descriptive title: Racist appeals undermining the middle class, By Darrell Delamaide, Marketwatch, January 8, 2014]

Yet Trump’s racial appeals are not tied to typical GOP economic policies favoring the “wildly affluent.” And in fact, the Left is finding this aspect of Trump particularly difficult to handle.

The Atlantic’s Molly Ball has contrasted “the intellectual conservative movement, a decades-long project of institutional actors like the Heritage Foundation and the American Conservative Union, which seeks to push the party toward strict adherence with a set of ideas about limited government, strong national defense, and the traditional family” with the “populist, nativist strain” in the Party. According to Ball, “Trump’s dominance of the primary field is forcing the party to confront a frightening prospect: that the populist bloc may be the bigger of the two” [‘I’m Against the Muslims’: Trump’s Supporters and the Republican Divide,Atlantic Magazine, December 8, 2015]

Michael Tomasky was less subtle, asking this loaded question in a recent column:GOP: A Neo-Fascist White-Identity Party? [Daily Beast, December 14, 2015] According to Tomasky, the GOP is

probably 97 percent white people, a significant percentage of whom are now openly embracing their racial identity; that is, they’re supporting Trump as white people, because they feel he will protect their white privilege.

While Conservatism Inc. indignantly denies these claims, there is no doubt that Republicans have successfully attracted working class whites who do not particularly care for their free-market economic policies by making cultural and implicit racial appeals. (Which are not necessarily “racist”—although never acknowledged in current debate, whites have interests too.)

But Haney-López does not consider the next question: why Republicans never deliver on their implicit racial appeals. Richard Nixon expanded Affirmative Action and busing. Ronald Reagan signed the Martin Luther King Holiday and the 1986 Amnesty into law. George H.W. Bush expanded Affirmative Action with the 1991 Civil Rights Act and massively increased immigration with the 1990 Immigration and Nationality Act. George W. Bush repeatedly risked political suicide to try to pass Amnesty, and applauded the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold Affirmative Action.

The GOP may have dog whistled to “racists”—but the dog didn’t get any treats.

The last serious candidate to break this mold: Pat Buchanan. With each of his successive Presidential campaigns, he expressed more heresies against free-market conservative orthodoxy, while taking hardline stances on immigration and racial preferences. Citing Buchanan’s support for capping executive pay, protecting Medicare, and extending unemployment benefits, National Review’s Ramesh Ponnuru proclaimed “He is in no important sense a conservative anymore.” Instead, “Buchananism is a form of identity politics for white people—and becomes more worrisome as it is married to collectivism.” [A Conservative No More: The Tribal Politics of Pat Buchanan, National Review, October 11, 1999]

Of course, until the 1965 Immigration Act–which brought in Ponnuru’s parents–white people basically were America, and this “identity politics” was known as “patriotism.

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GOP: A Neo-Fascist White-Identity Party?

Michael Tomasky writes:

The Republican Party of Trump is becoming a white-identity party, like the far-right parties of Europe. Yes, it includes token members of other races, which accounts for Ben Carson, who’s just a political idiot, whatever his skills in the operating theater. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are in a different category as Cubans; in our political discourse, we throw them into the mix as Latino, but of course Cubans are very different culturally and politically from other Latinos; and besides, there are certainly racial categories among Cubans themselves, and Afro-Cubans these two are not.

But whatever one wants to say about those three and others like them, they’re part of a tiny minority in a party that’s probably 97 percent white people, a significant percentage of whom are now openly embracing their racial identity; that is, they’re supporting Trump as white people, because they feel he will protect their white privilege. And yes, this is very different from why black people voted for Obama as black people, and if you even need me to explain that, you’re totally lost.

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The Case For Immigration Insurance

Steve Sailer writes:

In the United States today, however, there are lots of ways to make money off immigration by privatizing profits and socializing costs, but very few ways to make money pointing out how immigration is hurting the general public. (Trust me, it’s not much of a gig.) Something America very much needs is a two-sided market where experts can make money betting against immigration inflation.

A law requiring immigrants to buy insurance would, among other advantages, create a cadre of data scientists who are experts in predicting who would be the best and worst immigrants. Paying actuaries to be hardheaded about immigration would inject some valuable skepticism into our mind-sets.

At present, forecasting that some applicants for immigration would be better than some other applicants is widely considered racist and un-American, a violation of the Zeroth Amendment inscribed on the Statue of Liberty. More sane countries, such as Canada and Australia, have complex points systems for evaluating applicants based on statistical models of how much good they are likely to do current citizens. But Americans have been indoctrinated toward schmaltzy stupidity on the subject. Putting insurance companies at risk would encourage intelligence about selection, however.

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Bennet Omalu: Don’t let kids play football

By Bennet Omalu

We’ve known since 1964 that cigarette smoking is harmful to your health. We’ve known for more than 40 years that alcohol damages the developing brain of a child. We’ve known since the mid-1970s that asbestos causes cancer and other serious diseases. Knowing what we know now, we do not smoke in enclosed public spaces like airplanes, we have passed laws to keep children from smoking or drinking alcohol, and we do not use asbestos as an industrial product.

As we become more intellectually sophisticated and advanced, with greater and broader access to information and knowledge, we have given up old practices in the name of safety and progress. Except when it comes to sports.

Over the past two decades it has become clear that repetitive blows to the head in high-impact contact sports like football, ice hockey, mixed martial arts and boxing place athletes at risk of permanent brain damage. There is even a Hollywood movie, “Concussion,” due out on Christmas Day, that dramatizes the story of my discoveries in this area of research. Why, then, do we continue to intentionally expose our children to this risk?

If a child who plays football is subjected to advanced radiological and neurocognitive studies during the season and several months after the season, there can be evidence of brain damage at the cellular level of brain functioning, even if there were no documented concussions or reported symptoms. If that child continues to play over many seasons, these cellular injuries accumulate to cause irreversible brain damage, which we know now by the name Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, or CTE, a disease that I first diagnosed in 2002.

Depending on the severity of the condition, the child now has a risk of manifesting symptoms of CTE such as major depression, memory loss, suicidal thoughts and actions, loss of intelligence as well as dementia later in life. CTE has also been linked to drug and alcohol abuse as the child enters his 20s, 30s and 40s.

The risk of permanent impairment is heightened by the fact that the brain, unlike most other organs, cannot cure itself following most types of injuries. In more than 30 years of looking at normal brain cells in the microscope, I have yet to see a neuron that naturally creates a new neuron to regenerate itself.

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‘Making a Murderer’: Netflix Outshines ‘The Jinx’ With Stunning True-Crime Saga

From Daily Beast: Miscarriages of justice don’t come much more outrageous than the case of Steven Avery, a resident of Wisconsin’s rural Manitowoc County, who in 1985, at the age of 22 was arrested, tried, and convicted of raping Penny Ann Beernsten along the shores of Lake Michigan. Though no direct evidence tied him to the crime, Avery was found guilty thanks in large part to a series of unfavorable dynamics: He was uneducated and working-class while Beernsten was well-to-do. A disgruntled relative’s relationship with law enforcement officers furthered the idea that he was an ideal suspect; and a police sketch of Beernsten’s attacker was created based on a prior mug shot of Avery—which, naturally, helped compel Beernsten to finger Avery as her assailant.

With the help of Wisconsin’s Innocence Project, and on the basis of new DNA tests that definitively proved another man’s guilt, Avery was freed after serving 18 years in prison. And yet that amazing story of misconduct, incompetence, and coercion is merely the first-episode prologue to Netflix’s Making a Murderer, which spends its remaining nine hour-long installments digging into the true tragedy that would subsequently befall its subject.

Though providing a superb true-crime bookend to a year that began with HBO’s stunning The Jinx, Laura Ricciardi and Moira Demos’s decade-in-the-making documentary series is more akin to the Sarah Koenig-hosted podcast Serial, in that it’s concerned with a real-life conviction that raises far more questions than it answers. Or rather, convictions, as Beernsten’s rape is the focus of only Making a Murderer’s first jaw-dropping trial. In that instance, Avery had 16 alibis, none of which were enough to sway a jury that believed Beernsten’s (erroneous) eyewitness account. Not helping matters was the fact that the jury ignored evidence that exonerated Avery, and was also denied access to other key details—such as a local Manitowoc officer receiving a phone call from a nearby district which alleged that another convict in custody (the real rapist, as it turned out) had stated that the Manitowoc sheriff’s department had an innocent man locked up.

Such ineptitude is merely the appetizer for the real meat-and-potatoes indignation elicited by Avery’s saga, which takes a horrible turn after he’s finally released from prison and files a $36 million civil lawsuit against Manitowoc County. That complaint seems primed to cost the area an enormous sum. However, before depositions can be finished, a young Auto Trader photographer named Teresa Halbach visits the Avery family’s 40-acre auto salvage yard on Oct. 31, 2005 to snap pictures of a van, and promptly disappears, with Steven as the last person to have seen her alive. Within days, he’s fingered for her murder by Manitowoc County officers—including the very ones implicated in his civil-lawsuit depositions weeks earlier—who have taken control of Halbach’s murder investigation, even though they have a blatant conflict of interest with regards to Avery, and are supposed to be ceding the inquiry’s lead to neighboring Calumet County officials.

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Steven Avery from the Netflix original documentary series “Making A Murderer”. (Netflix)
Shortly thereafter, Halbach’s missing SUV is found in the Avery salvage yard (with Avery’s blood in it), the vehicle’s key is located in Avery’s bedroom, and her charred bones are discovered in a fire pit behind Avery’s house. And if that weren’t enough, Avery’s 16-year-old nephew Brendan Dassey, who has an IQ of 70 and reads at a 4th-grade level, tells police he helped Avery rape, stab, shoot, and dismember Halbach. It seems like an open-and-shut case, except that by thoroughly examining this story’s every element, Making a Murderer makes plain that Avery has no motive and is far from the monster he’s depicted as by Calumet County district attorney Ken Kratz. Rather, with a meticulousness that’s exhaustive to the point of exhausting, it contends that Avery—as he argued in his eventual courtroom defense—was the victim of an evidence-planting, witness-tampering frame job perpetrated by a police force, and local government, eager to prevent him from censuring them through wrongful-imprisonment litigation.

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“Making a Murderer” creates buzz, threats for Avery prosecutor

REPORT: MANITOWOC COUNTY — In five days since its release, plenty of buzz has been generated about the Netflix series “Making A Murderer.”

The series takes an in-depth look at Steven Avery and his history with Manitowoc County law enforcement.

The creators and executive producers, Laura Ricciardi and Moira Demos, were New York film graduate students when a New York Times article about Avery drew them to Manitowoc County. They boiled hundreds of hours of footage into 10, one hour episodes.

After spending 18 years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit, Avery was a free man in 2003. However, two years later, Avery was arrested for the murder of Teresa Halbach. Avery’s nephew, Brendan Dassey, was arrested for his role in the murder a few months later. Netflix’s “Making A Murderer” has a much wider audience learning about the story ten years later.

“When we started this project, we cast a very wide net,” said Demos. “People had very different responses to the invitation to participate.”

Members of Avery’s defense team were among willing participants. Throughout the series, the defense suggests the Manitowoc County Sheriff’s Department planted evidence to frame Avery for murder. It’s a theory series’ viewers are heavily backing on social media, leading to online petitions to free Avery from his life sentence.

“We just think it’s important for people to be reflecting on this and talking about it and trying to process it in a healthy way,” said Ricciardi.

“Anytime you edit 18 months’ worth of information and only include the statements or pieces that support your particular conclusion, that conclusion should be reached,” said Ken Kratz, the special prosecutor on Avery’s murder case.

Kratz says before the series’ release, he wasn’t provided the opportunity to answer any allegations made. Kratz says that’s led to him receiving dozens of threatening and insulting messages.

“Suggestions that I shouldn’t even be walking around was offered, the good cheer that I happen to develop stomach cancer for Christmas and really lots of really troubling pieces of correspondence,” said Kratz.

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Conservative Pundit

This National Review-style Twitter feed is brilliant!

* Wishing all my fellow Americans a Merry Traditional Holiday Greetings! Enjoy your Winter Season Festivities! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa!

* Sometimes Trump speaks frankly to his supporters, without artifice, almost as if they’re his co-citizens. Weird. Truly a #ChaosCandidate!

* The Great Schlong Debacle of 2015 highlights the importance of politicians adequately focus-grouping and rehearsing their every soundbite.

* The American on the street prefers political candidates whose attacks on their opponents are equal parts sanctimony and passive aggression.

* I think I speak for all red-blooded Americans when I say icky language is a total dealbreaker when we’re looking for strong leadership.

* I like my Christianity like I like my conservatism: with a keen eye on the vicissitudes of public opinion and an eagerness to apologize.

* Yes! There’s still a future for us Christians if we get the courage to admit some of God’s words were kinda bigoted.

* This Trump/Putin backpatting is scary. American needs a POTUS who’s unremittingly hostile to the world’s second-biggest nuclear superpower.

* It’s not for us citizens to pry into affairs above our heads. Our officials know what they’re doing.

* People you vote into office should look out for your interests? Heh. Take that naivete back to whatever hicktown you crawled from, buddy.

* This why you have to take layman opinions of Congressional deals with a grain of salt. It’s all very complex stuff. Advanced. Not for rubes.

* Might seem counter-intuitive, but sometimes the best move in politics is to cede everything to your opponents while shitting on your voters.

* Glad to see @SpeakerRyan is already continuing the spirit of compromise and goodwill that served us so well during the Boehner years.

* The reason my timeline is filled with tweets about Donald Trump is that he’s a total clown and beneath contempt and not a serious candidate.

* Think of the planning it would take to get someone to walk into a rally and shout “Sieg Heil” on camera. Not buying this “plant” conspiracy.

* Cruz’s performance in the debate tonight was masterful, nay, presidential! I expect to his numbers surge in the coming weeks.

* All I know is that when Jeb draws crowds in the tens of thousands, no individual in *them* ever shouts “Sieg Heil.” Riddle me that.

* Arriving at opinions about your country is best done under the supervision of trained professionals.

* Once again I have literally shit my pants over something an alleged Trump supporter said at a rally, and I bet Trump won’t even apologize!

* We need someone with a demonstrated capacity to make brave stands and rally support in the face of withering opposition. We need Ted Cruz!

* A POTUS bold enough to stop the ongoing Third World invasion of the US would be nice… but only if his messaging meets GOP brand standards.

* I don’t see how you can even call yourself conservative unless your candidate passes my 117-item ideological purity checklist.

* If Trump were really pro-jobs, you think he’d be a little more respectful of people in keystone American industries like political punditry.

* Couldn’t be more excited to be aboard the J̶e̶b̶ ̶W̶a̶l̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶i̶o̶r̶i̶n̶a̶ ̶C̶a̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶R̶u̶b̶i̶o̶ Cruz train!

* Sad to see that the fear of strong women extends even to our most elite warfighters. I hope to see them man up soon!

* Can’t wait until the RNC bans all Trump supporters, and we can get back to politely losing the culture war and whining about the lib media.

* We have a system. The DC machine picks your candidate. You vote for them. It works! What kind of demagogue monster would disrupt that?

* Demagoguery is the low down dirty trick where you hijack the democratic process by appealing directly to the interests of your constituents.

* How does Democrat-run Portland differ from, say, Chicago, Detroit, New Orleans, or Baltimore… Why isn’t it just as violent? Total mystery.

* I know it’s Democrat governance that turns US cities into warzones, I’m just trying to figure out how Portland escaped that fate… Hmmm…

* My interest is in preserving the conservative movement and whichever of our values liberals decide I’m allowed to hold in polite society.

* So if I’m reading this Constitution correctly, the phrase “free exercise of religion” means anyone gets to move here. Checkmate, Trumpkins.

* Where will it end? The GOP extremist fringe is alienating our very best pre-pubescent Youtube celebrities of color.

* I’m devastated. Devastated. A fellow pundit I loved for his brilliant political mind (and not his race) has left us.

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