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The Trouble With Bernie
From my live cam chat: BernardMadoff: Oh Emma, when I was your age and dating boys, I felt the same way. But then my parents took me to the rabbi and then I had to get married to a woman … Continue reading
Posted in Bernard Madoff
Tagged auto mechanics, Emma, live cam chat, marc rich, money, new shul, parents, rabbi, resolutions, sexual technique, sexual tension, tzipi
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Where Did Madoff’s $50 Billion Go?
Perplexed emails: "Luke, Where do you think the $50 billion went? Did he invest it in the market and lose it all? I understand the scam, but where did the money go? No one seems to be saying anything on … Continue reading
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Tagged investments, madoff, money, ponzi scheme
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Where Will The Gays Riot Next?
Joe emails: If you want to know where and when the gays will riot next, this is a great website: http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/ It shows who gave money in support (or in opposition) of prop 8. If I were on the list, … Continue reading
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Tagged lavender, money, opposition, riot, sanitary tissue
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Financial Briefs
Joe emails: Banks – the order of failure will be – Downey Savings within 12 months, just like the angel said to Sarah regarding the birth of a baby boy. Next is First Federal, probably in the next 18 months. … Continue reading
Posted in Economics
Tagged 12 months, angel, baby boy, banks, birth of a baby, downey savings, failure, financial briefs, goyim, midwest, money, oil stocks, stock, wamu, washington mutual, wells fargo
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The Rabbi Is Back
The rabbi is back. He wants to see you in his office. The rabbi is back. He’ll see you now. The rabbi is back. "Do you mind dropping your trousers?" The rabbi is back. "I’ve never done a hatafat dam … Continue reading
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Tagged bad faith, Conversion, ford, good luck, luke ford, money, Passover, Pornography, rabbi weiss, spiritual transformation, tefillin, trousers
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