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What’s the best outfit to crown God king while still feeling like a queen inside?

It’s almost Rosh Hashanah. What will the Zionists of the hot young female variety be wearing to shul on the days of awe? I need to know. Let’s say you are a 16-year old Jewish princess seeking your third boyfriend. … Continue reading

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I’d Never Seen So Much Of Her Flesh

Returning home from Rosh Hashanah services  around 2 pm Saturday, I spied a friend walking off in the distance. My normal greeting to my friends these days is "Marriage Equality!" This day I just yelled her name. She didn’t answer. … Continue reading

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