What’s the best outfit to crown God king while still feeling like a queen inside?

It’s almost Rosh Hashanah. What will the Zionists of the hot young female variety be wearing to shul on the days of awe?

I need to know.

Let’s say you are a 16-year old Jewish princess seeking your third boyfriend. What will you wear to your Conservative synagogue?

Let’s say you are a 44-year old cougar looking for a younger man. You want the spiritual meaning of the holidays as well as a love connection at your Reconstructionist synagogue. What to wear?

Let’s say you are 19 and Orthodox from birth and you want a husband this new year. What will you wear to shul to give off just the right vibe?

Let’s say you are going to go straight from your Reform temple on erev Rosh Hashanah to a disco? What to wear?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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