Tag Archives: hovel

The Truth Brigade

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever:  Thank God, the Truth Brigade is here. palestine4ever:  I was just remarking that out of all of the blogs I visit, none had quite the exciting content of LukeFord.net today. palestine4ever:  I have long … Continue reading

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Is My Live Cam What We Will Remember From The Bush Years?

I’m playing football in my hovel: palestine4ever:  There is a painful deficit of rage-inducing material on the front page today. palestine4ever:  I rely on LukeFord.net to outrage me and keep me on the heterosexual path. palestine4ever:  Luke, if you could … Continue reading

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I Spent $50 Today To Be Alone With A Beautiful Woman For Two Hours

It was money well spent even if it was on a doctor of acupuncture. I feel confident that wherever I go this week, women will sense that I have not been without the company of the fairer sex. This is … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam

Click here to join the fun. guest16:  Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now… guest16:  so she could spend her cash wining  and dining you guest16:  and buying you little trinkets YourMoralLeader:  yay YourMoralLeader:  her sis’s a travel … Continue reading

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My Crucifixion & Resurrection

Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection!  I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading

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Join Me Live On My Cam For The Ceremony Of Bedikat Hametz

I will go from room to room in my hovel holding only a candle and a feather and a spoon and I will scoop up the remaining crumbs of bread and chant some gnarly incantations. Following that, I will stage … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun! Emma:  Burt.. Lukes first book is amazing get it! StuntmanBurt:  What’s it about? Gina:  He is now working on one about this chatroom YourMoralLeader:  A Rebel Without A Shul Gina:  Luke joins the Hungarian … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam With Reverend Des!

Click here to join the fun: My patented "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" workout routine is now live. If you try it faithfully every day for two weeks, you are guarenteed to lose two inches off your thighs and add … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam For An Excruciatingly Personal Phone Call At 10 AM PST!

Join the fun. QuixoticLass:  thing is, you can’t fake that User guest8 left the room. QuixoticLass:  don’t you agree, emma? Emma:  Fake being genuine? Emma:  I guess not Emma:  Your a happy bunny today Lukey YourMoralLeader:  I’m with my friends! … Continue reading

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I’ve Found A Way To Make Money From My Cam

There’s a website called camtowork.com and best of all I don’t have to take off my pants. I’m getting sick of that. Anyway, all I need is some special skill that people would pay for. From CamtoWork.com: To be qualified … Continue reading

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