Back Story Behind The L.A. Eruv

Here’s the inside story that the Jewish Journal did not tell you.

Initially Rabbi Bess (the leading authority on Jewish law in Los Angeles) was anti-eruv and rabbis in the Fairfax area did not want to get on his bad side.

Rabbi such as Bess fear that the erection of an eruv will cause Jews to sin in massive numbers if they carry on the Sabbath when there’s an undetected break in the eruv.

Rabbi Heineman from Baltimore is the world-expert on eruvim. He pulled out from the L.A. eruv project because he got a call from Rav Elyah Svei, the 90yo head of the yeshiva in Philadelphia who runs the Aguda board Moetat HaGadol. Rabbi Svei called Norman Lamm a hater of Israel.

Rabbi Svei called Rabbi Heineman (Star K Kosher) and asked him not to build the eruv in LA because he did not want an eruv in Brooklyn. The Hasidim built an eruv in Brooklyn and the mitnagdim don’t hold by it. Rabbi Svei is so powerful he could ruin Rabbi Heineman’s business.

Rabbi Svei was convinced that Rabbi Heineman could continue with the eruv but not publicly. LA rabbis had to take responsibility for the eruv.

LA rabbis did not want to take it on. Finally, Rabbi Meyer May, when he became the president of the RCC (Rabbinical Council of California), convinced Rabbi Bess and Rabbi Teichman and Rabbi Sauer to come on board and the RCC took responsibility for the eruv. Then Rabbi Bess came on board, though he may tell his congregants privately that the eruv is only for emergencies, and most of his congregants probably don’t hold by it.

Beth Am, the conservative synagogue on Olympic and La Cienega Blvds, wanted to get involved and support the eruv but LA’s Orthodox rabbis said their calls should not be answered, yet to complete the eruv, the cooperation of the University of Judaism (fundamentally a part of Conservative Judaism) was needed because the eruv had to go over its property (at Mulholland and the 405).

Rabbi Rue, senior rabbi of the Beit Din of Los Angeles, was too blunt and not politically savvy, so other LA rabbis did not want to deal with him.

It was far easier dealing with the goyim (at the city and state and CA department of transportation) than with the Jews. The last permit needed was from the LA County body which has responsibility for the LA River. A guy named Mohammed, a Palestinian Arab, issued the last permit.

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A semi-shiksa lusts for her ultimate fetish: a cute Jew-boy

A. Pinsker writes in the New York Press:

This summer’s latest flesh-hungry American Apparel ad features a black-hat Hassidic gentleman looking mysterious above some hot, gold-scripted Hebrew letters. Of course it triggered memories of Matisyahu, Y-love and last summer’s Australian post-orthodox “hipster Hassid” boyfriend. He led me to my own Jewish identity and granted me my first threesome—with an Israeli (formerly) ultra-conservative Jew, of course.

The personal is political, and I, a half-Jewish girl, had never dated a Jewish guy. I always said that since my dad’s Jewish, it’d be just too close to home. As a 27-year-old feminist who’s lived around the world, I’ve gone global and dated almost every other nationality, religion and race. Maybe in more happy, traditionally Oedipal homes, girls want to date someone like Dad. I was always more into blue-eyed blondes: Germans, Scandinavians (very creepily like my Ukrainian-born mother) or Asian men.

My mother married my New York Jewish dad most likely to spite her very old-school, anti-Semitic parents. I grew up agnostic, like both my parents: My Dad loves Christmas and my mom is into Zen. However, when my parents had a particularly bad fight, when all the usual insults weren’t quite enough, she’d use the most heinous: Jew.

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Conversations With Poets

At a party in Hollywood Wednesday night, I had the opportunity to converse with two published poets.

Tahlia: "I’m 21. I’m not looking for love right now."

"I’m taking Film Studies. I want to be a writer. I’ve always wanted to be a writer."

Gwen: "I used to write poems in high school. And short stories."

"I had a couple of pieces of my poetry published."

Tahlia: "Me too."

Gwen: "Poetry.com picked one of my poems to be published in a book."

Tahlia: "I had a poem called ‘Being Brave’ published in Puerto Rico. My teacher published it when I was in third grade."

Luke: "What are your strengths as a writer?"

Tahlia: "I like to get really deep and really descriptive as far as how I feel."

Gwen: "I love metaphors. You can say, ‘I’m walking down the street on the linoleum and my feet are hurting.’ That could mean so many different things if you actually think about it."

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The History Boys

This is a smart, wise and funny film about a teacher who liked to fondle his students.

Five minutes after I finished watching the film, I popped it back into the DVD player and watched it again. The only other time I’ve done that for a film was Gladiator.

Jzappa writes on imdb.com:

The History Boys is a very very challenging film for any audience. One of these reasons is that it is driven by extremely eloquent conversations between younger and elder intellectuals, each conversation delving aggressively deep into the corners of conventional logic and subtexts and fleshing them out in what different characters arguably believe are the most truthful ways. Many characters are quite confident and extremely extroverted and the ones who are not so confident are defensively so. Alan Bennett’s remarkably clear analysis of the human condition is intimidating.

The other reason is because the story is one beyond social judgment. Perhaps this is purposeful because being written, produced, directed, and acted by English people, class-consciousness is surely existent among them. But that’s what I love so much about this film. The audience, in order to understand and enjoy it, must release themselves from the scrutiny of general culture over many, mostly sexual, aspects of life. The film is not about homosexuality, but homosexual goings-on exist prevalently in the story. It’s also treated very nonchalantly, and many straight boys are free of any personal sexual burdens that would inhibit them from partaking. The very talked-about homosexual element of the film exists as the most direct example and also the core of the basis of the story, which is the pressure of society’s judgmental and devastatingly interfering nature with many things that, if one were truly understanding, would not judge or interfere with. This extends to greater and more complex idealism in the script, such as the philosophy and meaning of education, the satisfactory or unsatisfactory pursuit and outcome of success, the importance of art and poetry, and the point of studying history.

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The Future Of The Jews

Jack Wertheimer replies to Joey Kurtzman on Jewcy.com:

You live at a time when well-educated Americans marry late, if at all, and have few children, if any. The fact that the responsibilities of parenting are far down the road for most of your generation further disconnects you from what used to be conventional Jewish life.

By contrast, your Orthodox peers for the most part live in a different world. Since they tend to marry when they are 10-to-15 years younger than most non-Orthodox Jews and have children at younger ages, they assume a set of responsibilities that bring them into contact with organized Jewish life and have a greater and more immediate stake in the collective Jewish present and future.

I can understand why you would regard all these circumstances as a wonderful gift. You feel free and unbounded—no family, no children, no people, no limits, just the great wide world. Little wonder that you latch on to the great causes of our time: “Darfur and mass child death-by-malnutrition” give your life meaning. But do they? I don’t question your concern with these horrors. Which thinking person would not be shaken? But forgive my skepticism, Joey: If you cared deeply about these causes, you would pick yourself up and join the Peace Corps or volunteer for any of the myriad of service organizations sending Americans to do good in the world. Instead, you are content to invoke the mantra of Darfur and malnutrition, as if the brutalities of war and poverty are some new invention.

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Poetry For Teens

Nick Tolkien emails: "Heya Luke, Im starting a poetry movement for teenagers as I am one myself in California (i live in London right now its shit). I think teenagers really seem to be out of options in the age we live in, the facebook age. Ive read around and you seem to be the only person who seems to know what theyre talking about. Any thoughts on my silly little movement?"

It is a great idea. As Dennis Prager says, writing is a mirror to the mind… Try to show how poetry/writing can be a vehicle for expressing one’s deepest thoughts, things that most people most of the time are afraid to admit. Life is relentless humiliation and writing is a way to work through this. Tap people into their greatest passions and fears.

If you can get hot chicks interested in what you are doing, then your movement is sure to rock.

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KFI’s John & Ken Claiming Villaraigosa Has A Pregnant TV Anchor Girlfriend

Wednesday afternoon, KFI’s John & Ken said that Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has a girlfriend. They said I broke the story. They said the mayor’s girlfriend (they did not name her) is a reporter/anchor for Channel 52, which is owned by Telemundo. They said that she’s pregnant and that listeners should send boxes of condoms to the mayor.

MayorSam reports:

Red Spot posted it and yes it was reported on John and Ken that the rumor swirling around City Hall is that the reason for the Mayor’s divorce from his wife is not just irreconcilable differences, not just an alleged affair, but an alleged baby.

So if the alleged girlfriend is with an alleged child, who is she (allegedly)?

The buzz on our blog for days has been that the Mayor’s alleged and rumored girlfriend is Telemundo reporter Mirthala Salinas. But that’s only a rumor and we claim no knowledge of this alleged fact.

KFI newsman Eric Leonard implied to John and Ken that the person in question is apparently well known to members of the local press and said "if you’re an avid TV watcher" you may be familiar with the alleged girlfriend, leading to speculation the person could be a television reporter (allegedly). Leonard’s point was that if this person is indeed allegedly with child, it would be difficult to hide given her alleged prominence.

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Of Masks And Men

Monica Osborne blogs:

…It’s rare, for example, to see shoppers cutting each other off with their carts and waving their middle fingers.

The reason for this is obvious: when you have to look someone in the face you are confronted with your own responsibility to behave decently and to recognize your own humanity in the face of another human being.

And then there are metaphorical masks . . . such as anonymous commenters who keep their identity veiled precisely so they can launch verbal assaults for which they don’t have to take responsibility. I’ve heard of such things.

But aside from all of philosophical musings about masks, faces, and concealed identities, aren’t masks just creepy? I much prefer the days when villians stretched women’s pantyhose over their faces to distort their features — now that’s classy.

In his book The dominant man: The pecking order in human society, Humphry Knipe writes:

Vicious attacks and open mockery are usually confined to groups dominated by irresponsible adolescents and are all but non-existent in adult company. In adult groups, the vulnerable are often far less vulnerable than they feel.

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I Was Thinking Of Taking The Train To Seattle

…to interview David Klinghoffer in person.

Good idea or bad idea to take this 36 hour train journey?

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Dennis Peters: ‘Self-congratulations at the L.A. Press Awards yawn-fest’

Dennis slams my friends (why am I linking to it? Because I read the whole thing, it’s good nasty writing, Cathy-style):

Hey, peeps.

I was up for an award at last night’s Los Angeles Press Club event, so I went — but it was such a yawn-fest, next time they invite me, I’ll tell them I’d rather bite a sidewalk.

There were so many brooms parked outside, it looked like a janitors’ convention — but, no…those were just the rides for all the witches and warlocks who swarmed inside.

People had red welts the size of handprints on their shoulder-blades, from all the self-congratulatory back-slapping that went on…

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