Dennis Peters: ‘Self-congratulations at the L.A. Press Awards yawn-fest’

Dennis slams my friends (why am I linking to it? Because I read the whole thing, it’s good nasty writing, Cathy-style):

Hey, peeps.

I was up for an award at last night’s Los Angeles Press Club event, so I went — but it was such a yawn-fest, next time they invite me, I’ll tell them I’d rather bite a sidewalk.

There were so many brooms parked outside, it looked like a janitors’ convention — but, no…those were just the rides for all the witches and warlocks who swarmed inside.

People had red welts the size of handprints on their shoulder-blades, from all the self-congratulatory back-slapping that went on…