Israeli “Yeshivish” Lingo

From Evasnotes:

Chababneek: the short little guy who hangs around the pizza shop. Basically, a little guy who needs to know everything and get involved.

Aars: The equivalent of a real California dude. Talks real slow, thinks he’s real cool, and has a permanent dumb look stamped on his face.

Frecha: A Frecha is the Aars’s girlfriend. She wears way too much make-up, super high heels, and is always chewing bubble gum. Thinks she’s super super cool.

Czachczach: Trashy people. Term used to describe anyone who is a low life and a bum.

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Rabbi Steven Weil Tackles Noah Feldman During His Sabbath Morning Sermon

"I couldn’t follow how his points coalesced," says my source. "So I fell asleep. But he did say that his grandparents employed Terrell Owens and helped pay his way through college. Rabbi Weil upheld Moses as the epitome of the selfless Jew who dedicated himself to his people even though he didn’t get what he wanted. Noah Feldman trashed his people when he didn’t get what he wanted."

YULA (Yeshiva University of Los Angeles) boys high school has a new principal for secular studies – Dr. David Palmer, formerly principal of Shalhevet. Dr. Palmer is YULA’s second principal in three years.

Shalhevet Talmud teacher Rabbi David Rue (head of the Los Angeles Beit Din) has some of the more caustic evaluations of Shalhevet students. According to his testing, they retain less Jewish learning that public school students going to NCSY (National Council of Synagogue Youth). About half of Shalhevet graduates move on to community college.

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The Phil Spector Trial: Shaping Up To Be An L.A. Noir Classic (and a First Amendment outrage – but whatever)

Justin Levine posts:

It may not be nearly as epic in scope as the O.J. Simpson trial, but as a huge fan of L.A. noir, I think the Phil Spector trial is one of the most interesting to come along in quite some time.

It has many of the great L.A. noir elements: Has-beens trying to hang on to their former lives, hangers-on trying to define themselves by the company they keep, people on society’s fringes reaping heartache by praying to the false gods of Hollywood sex, fame & fortune. Tragic, sympathetic and lonely figures hoping somehow that the chimerical, empty promises of this town will manage to fill the void – failing to grasp before its too late that they never do.

The entry of Hollywood Madam  Jodi “Babydol” Gibson has added even more to the spice.

As the L.A. Weekly’s Steven Mikulan reports

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The Spanish-Language News Media On Or By Antonio’s Side?

From a post to MayorSam:

It has always been this way. La Opinion has even gone so far as to deny competitors equal ad time – despite the competitors paying for it. Checks have been returned and requests denied, just ask Monica Lozano.

And then they interview Monica Lozano’s live in boyfriend, David Ayon – one of Fernando Guerra’s flunkies at LMU – to offer supposedly "objective" opinions on Antonio. It is all in writing, just check.

This is Parke Skelton’s style of politics – take a complete lame brain and make sure that everything is planned and choreographed – a real puppet on a string. But being the dumbass that Antonio is, he still finds a way to screw up. It is the same with the community throw away newspapers and of course as we all know, with the Los Angeles Times.

Now we know why Antonio and Parke don’t want to give up those Blackberry e-mails. He probably had up to the minute coaching for all those "live" interviews. And we joke about Bush receiving additional technical help in his debates.

Another poster says: "Univision has guests on all the time answering questions, and univision has a policy of giving those questions in advance for all their guests not just the mayor."

Antonio Watch posts:

KFI’s Eric Leonard reported that the emails were leaked by journalists at Univision who were outraged over the practice of sending these questions in advance.

Leonard also reported there is something of an unspoken expectation and/or demand on Villaraigosa’s part that he is to receive fawning treatment by the Spanish-language media, and the Univision guys/gals who take journalism seriously were fed up.

Here’s another post:

What a buncha ding-dongs post on this blog. Every TV station lets politicians know in advance what topics they’re going to be asked about. Every politician and candidate studies up before speeches, debates, interviews, etc. Very few of them just absorb knowledge out of thin air.

The people posting here don’t seem to absorb knowledge from anywhere. They just make crap up as they go along, or fall into racists rants inspired by bozos like John and Ken. Heaven help us if this is what passes for free speech these days.

Another post:

Recently, Univision abruptly fired it’s news director so the emails may have come from him.

Second, "Villaraigosa a su lado" means "by your side" as in next to you, not on your side.

On your side would have been "Villaraigosa DE su lado."

And last, if you read the emails in Spanish they simply go over the points/questions that will be discussed in that segment. That is common practice for every regularly scheduled segment in every newsroom.

The first email clearly reads that in addition to the points/questions mentioned, they will also discuss whatever question comes from the public, plus any additional comments/questions the anchors may have or make.

The segment was never billed as "impromptu" since it was SCHEDULED TO AIR EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

I am not defending the Mayor here — I think his conduct merits a city investigation and I think Salinas should be fired.

But the way these emails are being spun and translated is wrong.

Another post:

It makes no difference whether the interview was spur of the moment or scheduled. The only time constituents see or hear directly from their elected officials IS when they are interviewed or presented in some form of media – print, television or radio. If he is standing in front of a microphone giving a prepared speech, then everyone knows he and his handlers have taken great care to design the information and the spin carefully. When you see them in one of these arranged "town hall" formats or "debates" you SHOULD at least be savvy enough to know that any questions allowed to get through are all prepared, controlled and scripted in advance, along with the answers, so there is just more spin going on there as well. No surprises … it is up to you how much of it you are prepared to believe based on your level of awareness and gullibility.

When you see that elected official in a question and answer format, either one on one or in a group setting like a press conference, that is the only place where the public has – or SHOULD have – the opportunity to hear that official in real time, unscripted, unprepared, not so easily able to lie, propagandize and spin off the cuff. They are not interviewing some airhead celebrity about their latest movie or ridiculous personal antics – they are interviewing someone who has some considerable influence over the people and the condition of the city, state or country.

Additionally, a free press is supposed to be a watchdog for the interests of the public and the country. They should be in the vanguard of those who uncover improprieties and wrongdoing in government. If you have a press that is controlled by or is willing to pander to those in government and their masters, then you have a press that is completely unreliable and useless. At that point they have become nothing more than another arm of government lies and propaganda. This is unfortunately the state in which we largely find ourselves today. With a completely controlled media that does nothing more than indoctrinate and control an increasingly ingorant populace.

To simply roll over and say that this approach is in any form acceptable is stupid and suicidal. They seem to have spun and conditioned some of you so effectively that you now think it is okay, indeed good, to allow them to get away with this type of deception. So, where are you? Back in the USSR (study a little accurate history … that is NOT a good thing … among other things, they were guilty of slaughtering millions upon millions of people – far, far, far more than Hitler has ever been accused of killing.)

Another post: "Antonio’s sick obsession with "conquering" women – typical of men that are unsecure of their manhood- is making big waves. Feinstein has to rush to defend Hillary, two strong women with national profiles placed in a position to defend this scumbucket and now NBC Universal forced to answer questions on their billion dollar development because of Antonio’s lack of integrity and character."

From another post:

Ditto for Luke Ford: he is indeed a perv, horny and frustrated, also driven by jealousy and bitterness, which leads him into a cycle that ensures he stays poor, lonely, horny and bitter, hence looking for the next "victim" to go after.

He admits all this in this week’s LAT Dustup columns: after going after his sparring partner Spillman for being vain and shallow, just "entertainment" as all tv news is — Spillman begs to differ — he admits that he envies his sparring partner for owning a townhome and having a life and kids, something he himself will never have. (And he admits if any of his sources would go to bed with him, he’d have no problems with vertical info- gathering. But alas, they won’t.)

Honestly, Zuma, people read this blog not because of you, but despite you — except of course, the bitter, lonely, horny ones like you and LukeFord. IF there is crap going around here, some people may want to be prepared to read about it elsewhere, but if they know it’s crap, believe me, they don’t care.

Another post: "Of course, he’ll take it vertical, horizontal, back or front, up or down, coordinates and directions are not of the essence here. His horny desperation for sex and smarmy gossip is."

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Los Angeles County Sheriff Leroy D. Baca And His Chinese Wife Carol Are Getting A Divorce

The divorce is common knowledge around the sheriff’s department.

I believe that the sheriff and his wife have other interests.

From the July 30 L.A. Times:

Perhaps the biggest seal of approval came when Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca visited the store with his then-wife, who is Chinese. A framed photo on the wall shows Baca looking dazed as he sits with his legs stretched onto an ottoman.

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Conglomeration + Womanizing = Trouble!

Mickey Kaus writes for Slate.com:

Will L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa hold up NBC-Universal’s giant $3 billion development plan if it doesn’t reinstate his honey at its Telemundo subsidiary? If NBC does take care of Mirthala Salinas, does that mean Villaraigosa owes the company? At last, some irresponsible bloggish speculation from the Los Angeles Times. … P.S.: Much more irresponsible speculation here and here. … Update: Womanizing = Traffic Congestion! Bill Bradley notes that while Villaraigosa was distracted by the Mirthala scandal, the state legislature cut $336 million in transit funds "earmarked for Los Angeles and imperiling the long-promised Expo Line to the Westside." Since the Mayor is planning a big increase in housing density in the city, lack of a rail line should make the traffic jams even more brutal than they currently are. [via LAO]

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Desperate

One of the qualities women find most attractive about me is my desperation.

I’m so desperate these days to find a woman that I am replying to spam… Or it this not spam? I got it through one of my MySpace profiles.

How’s it goin? I’m Kristy, I just moved to the Beverly Hills area and I wanna meet a nice guy around here :-). I moved here to California a couple of weeks ago for work and now that I’m here I have nobody to hang out with! I read your profile… You’re cute and I liked what you had to say :-).

I’m 24/F/single and I’m lookin for a guy who is a little bit older or more mature than me. You say you’re [41] and you’re cute so I guess you’re qualified 🙂

My friend Jen from back home suggested I tried using myspace to meet people in my area. I just signed up and my profile sux hehe. I do have a blog/profile page at YourSiren.com … I have alot of photos and stuff up if you wanna see me.

I left you a personal msg on my homepage and I took a new pic for you today. Come check me out when you have a chance, k?

Lookin forward to seeyin ya, Kristy

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Bill Boyarsky: ‘The Mayor is cheating … on L.A.’

Boyarsky writes in the Jewish Journal:

I was disappointed because he offered hope for uniting a fractious city behind some common goals important to the middle class and poor — the majority of the city’s residents, which includes many Jews — teachers, social workers, supermarket checkers and blue-collar workers. And he has had the support of the city’s most affluent Jews, who are among his campaign contributors.

Jews have a vested interest in working with the rest of Los Angeles on improving the public schools, saving affordable rentals from condo conversions, creating better transit and other issues.

As a political leader, Villaraigosa crossed ethnic lines in his successful campaign and began his tenure the same way. He has dashed from one part of the city to another — a highly visible mayor — and has been as at home in a synagogue as in a community meeting in South Los Angeles.

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Rambam’s Bunnies

Rob Eshman writes:

Just after I returned from vacation, I found myself at the Playboy Mansion.

I know — that sounds redundant.

But I have a perfectly good explanation for going there, so good my wife almost believed it. I went to Playboy for the articles.

The Jewish Journal’s annual Giving issue — which you’re reading — was in the works. The mansion was hosting the 35th annual Merchant of Tennis-Monty Hall Cedars Sinai Medical Center Tennis Tournament. What better opportunity to do just a bit more field research before committing to an editorial topic?

I remember when I used to hate the Jewish Journal. What changed? Rob Eshman was nice to me.

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Why Did Adriana ‘Costa’ Change Her Name?

Dikla Kadosh blogs:

"On The Lot" host Adrianna Costa is NOT Latina. She’s white…and Jewish…and grew up in the valley.

According to Wikipedia, 26-year-old Adrianna’s real last name is Heber and one of the categories she’s listed under is American Jews.

…1) The family belongs to Temple Etz Chaim in Thousand Oaks.
2) She changed her name because she looks Latina (this is only speculative on the part of Jesse’s friends).
3) She is Avi Rutschman’s cousin.

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