The Orthodox Paradox

Natan Nestel writes:

By aberrant anecdote and omission Noah Feldman’s article on Jewish Orthodoxy includes numerous mischaracterizations, and generally slanders a faith defined by its commitment to universal justice.

First, Feldman tries to argue that Orthodoxy does not value the life of a Jew and a non-Jew equally. He uses a school debate about doctors violating the Sabbath to save another’s life to make his point; quoting one side of a chaotic 1,500 year old dialectic to try and show that Orthodox doctors should only violate Sabbath laws for Jews.

This is an egregious mischaracterization of both the faith and its practice. In fact, Orthodox doctors do not make any distinction between a Jew and a non-Jew. I have seen such Orthodox impartiality with my own eyes. I underwent surgery a year ago at the Tel Aviv Medical Center. Several wounded Palestinians, among them militant terrorists, were hospitalized at the same time. It so happened that on the three Sabbaths that I was in the hospital, the doctors on duty were Orthodox. I asked them out of curiosity about their feelings regarding treating militant enemies. All said that in their eyes all patients are equal and should be treated equally. Moreover, one said that it was precisely because of his religious schooling and beliefs that he felt Jews and Palestinians were created by G-d equally and should be treated accordingly. Indeed, this is the faith that created the maxim: "Do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you."

Second, and more yet aberrant, is Feldman’s implication (qualified by “it would be a mistake to blame messianic modern Orthodoxy…”) that religious beliefs were behind Dr. Baruch Goldstein’s hideous massacre of 29 Palestinians at the Cave of the Patriarchs in Hebron. Feldman attributes Dr. Goldstein’s act to his (erroneous) application of the portion of the Torah read the previous Sabbath about G-d’s command to remember what the Amalekites did to the people of Israel when leaving Egypt and to erase their memory from the face of the earth.

Hundreds of thousands of Jews (Orthodox and not Orthodox) read this portion every year and yet no massacres occur. But, obscenely, Feldman focuses on one disturbed person; and while doing so, Feldman omits all the relevant background relating to Goldstein’s hideous rampage. The instant facts, not religion, lay behind the crime. Dr. Goldstein, an emergency physician, lost several friends to terrorist attacks and treated many victims. What drove him off the edge was the shooting and killing of his best friend, Mordechai Lapid, and his son, Shalom, by Palestinian terrorists. Goldstein also witnessed how Hebron Palestinians attacked the Lapid funeral procession with stones and cinder blocks hurled from rooftops. Hebron Muslims had also been aggressive in threatening Jewish residents and worshipers at the Tomb of the Patriarchs. At Purim services, the evening before he committed his insane act, while Jewish worshippers including Goldstein were reading the Scroll of Esther, local Palestinian Muslims loudly disrupted the ceremony with chants of "It-bakh al Yahud" (slaughter the Jews), a cry frequently heard in Hebron.

Goldstein’s insane and suicidal act—which left his children orphans and his wife a widow—had nothing to do with Orthodoxy.

Feldman also incorrectly writes: "According to one newspaper account, when he (Goldstein) was serving in the Israeli military, he refused to treat non-Jewish patients.” In fact, Israeli Chief Justice, Meir Shamgar, who headed a special commission investigating the Goldstein affair, noted that Goldstein had treated Arab militants in October 1990. The commission heard many testimonies that "Goldstein had treated Jew and Arab alike." Feldman chose to ignore the Shamgar Commission findings. Note also that Goldstein had practiced medicine in the United States, treating Americans of all backgrounds, before moving to Israel.

Feldman also chose not to mention that Goldstein was affiliated with Kach (JDL), the fringe group founded by Meir Kahane. Feldman tellingly only identifies Goldstein with the Orthodox movement.

The list of Feldman’s material factual omissions goes on. Feldman also writes that Goldstein’s "actions were not met by universal condemnation." The contrary is the case. They were indeed universally condemned by all but his friends in Kach.

Feldman notes: "…his gravestone describes him as a saint and a martyr of the Jewish people." He fails to mention that only Goldstein’s immediate family selected these words. Contrary to what Feldman says, the grave prompted stormy condemnations in the Israeli public, media, in the Knesset (Israeli parliament), Interior Committee and the Israeli government—which even declared the shrine illegal in 1998. Despite much effort to change the writing on the stone, the family had the last word. One would have expected a more balanced account from a Harvard Law Professor.

Why did Feldman make all these omissions and obvious mischaracterizations? One may only surmise that bitterness was the root cause. It is sad to see such a defaming account from one whose dialectical skills are rooted in an Orthodox education. The question Orthodoxy must ask itself: How did we fail Noah Feldman?

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Noah Feldman admits controversial photo was not altered by school, which acknowledges it axed his lifecycle notices

Jonathan Mark writes for The Jewish Week:

Noah Feldman, who ignited a firestorm of criticism last week with his pointed attack on Modern Orthodoxy in The New York Times Magazine, admitted this week that he learned before publication of his article that he in fact was not intentionally cropped out of his reunion photograph.

In the article, “Orthodox Paradox,” Feldman, a Harvard Law School professor, asserts that he was erased from a newsletter’s photograph by his former yeshiva, the Maimonides School in Brookline, Mass., because he was standing alongside his non-Jewish girlfriend. The reunion anecdote led off the story in a dramatic way and the image of Feldman and his wife allegedly being stricken from the photo appeared central to his feelings of being left out.

The photographer, Lenny Eisenberg, told The Jewish Week Monday that he had difficulty capturing as many as 60 reunion participants within a single frame. Eisenberg ended up taking several shots from one side, then the other, and several people on the far side — not just Feldman and his fiancée — happened to be out of the picture when it finally appeared in the newsletter.

Josh Wolff, executive director of Maimonides, told The Jewish Week, “What we were accused of doing is false.” What happened was “nobody’s intent. It’s very obvious that not everybody fit into the picture. Why some people were standing on the inside [of the picture] versus the outside was not orchestrated by us.”

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I Heard A Rumor

I was so moved by Brad A. Greenberg’s profile of me (the way it mixed in the higher values, Dennis Prager-style, with the tawdry stuff, awesome mate), that I penned this humble poem for all the hot chix/rabbis/shuls who’ve rejected me (and what is pornography but fantasized revenge, a loser’s compensation for his shortcomings?):

Who needs friends who never show

I’ll tell you what you want to know

I could have saved a broken heart if I found out long ago.
I’m iust thinking about those lonely nights
when I waited for your call

‘Til I found out all my friends were right

I didn’t know you at all.
I heard a rumour
they say you got a broken heart

I heard a rumour.

Now it seems they’re telling me
you’ve changed your wicket ways

But should I give you a second chance
baby
I’m too afraid.
So you realize what hurt you made and the love you threw away

How can I forgive or soon forget

It’s never gonna be the same.

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Should I Become A Bail Bondsman?

Lee emails:

Luke your interview in the Journal was excellent. I too live a simple life, so I greatly admire your commitment to smaller is better……easy to keep things organized. Again, I mentioned to you sometime ago, you should consider writing bail from your headquarters. With it, you’d get alot of juicy stories, you can focus on porners, and jews, and if you don’t like them, tell them to "get back". Bail has great flexibility, and you can do it when you want, wherever you want. I’m turning on a new line from my home in Palm Springs. I’ll cherry pick, and no doubt get a few, between the casinos and the gays. A great niche from your perspective would be the entertainment group….of all types. You promised to "think about it" and you should. Our chairman is a Jew and one helluva nice guy. Family environment….you’d like it.

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Luke Ford – Torah Weirdo

Chaim Amalek writes:

I love this piece!  And I especially love that Greenberg got this quote out of someone at one of Luke’s old temples:

"He was one of the Torah weirdos….you get all sorts of people showing up in shul and we bust them."

Luke Ford – Torah weirdo.

Luke, I want to hear more about the other "Torah weirdos" they bust at your  old temple.  If nothing else, this sounds like it would make a great title for a book or magazine article.
"Torah Weirdos of LA"
"Torah Weirdos"
"Torah Weirdos and the Men who Bust Them"
"I Busted Up a Torah Weirdo but Good Last Shabbos"
and finally:
"Torah Weirdos for Christ"

Khunrum writes:

Come on awready. Telling a Jew not to gossip is like warning a Catholic not to play with his dick. Everyone loves gossip. And of course Luke is a weirdo. So what’s new? This article will be a huge plus and garner more readers. Like Warhol observed, all publicity good or bad is good.

The one disturbing thing I saw however, was Luke himself. Luke, you’ve lost your pretty boy Hollywood looks. Grecian Formula can’t do anything for a pudgy face. Had your acting career gotten off the heliopad you’d be playing character roles by now (think later day Ed Asner). Get outside and jog around a bit. Lose a few lbs me boy. You’ll feel and look better.

Bob writes: "I liked the video piece where Luke took time to feature not only his gay music taste, but his medications. His medications? Will this help you score more chicks? Doubtful. Your career path is seems to be paralleling Britney Spears’. BTW I note that when running down your pharmaceuticals you forgot to mention your recreational Viagra use."

Khunrum writes: "Luke…The hair…Who did the hair? It appears to be a hair weave done by a blind hairdresser on LSD. Didn’t you check a mirror before the cameras rolled?"

Fred writes: "The video clip in which you give a tour of your psychiatric drug supplies is interesting. I suppose if I were a self-promotor, I would not have done that."

Bob writes: "Luke Ford and Liza Minelli.  Separated at birth?"

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Making Jewish Sexy

Tamar Fox writes for Jewcy:

I spend a lot of time thinking about how one can make being Jewish look good.  Because the thing is, I’m always Jewish, and I’d like to be considered a cool girl, a woman with intellect, style and sex appeal, but balancing that with halacha, fashion and contemporary life is hard.  For some girls the hardest part is choosing what to wear—skirts only, or sometimes pants, elbows covered or hot, collarbone covered or not, etc—since so much of how we’re perceived is based on how we look.  But for others it’s more than that.  Is it intimidating or awesome to know that the person you’re dating prays three times a day and only eats kosher food?  Is it cool to be friends with someone who feels a really strong connection and commitment to his community, so much so that he will follow rules he doesn’t even agree with because the community says so?  Does it get you all hot and bothered that your partner can read and translate a page of dense Aramaic text written by a bunch of rabbis more than a thousand years ago?

I actually think there is something sexy about an Orthodox lifestyle.  It seems to be full of secrets and curtains, and even marriage has a kind of illicit feel to it when you’re forbidden from touching each other for weeks at a time.

I too find Orthodoxy sexy. It has more layers and difficulties and mysteries than its watered-down counterparts. Until something is covered up, there can be no revelation (Shmuley Boteach).

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Ten Tortured Words: How the Founding Fathers Tried to Protect Religion in America . . . and What’s Happened Since

I caught Stephen Mansfield discussing his new book on Dennis Prager.

According to the book description: "Based on an intriguing examination of the First Amendment, Ten Tortured Words embodies centuries of diverse American legal ideas on the role of religion in our society. The First Amendment to the Constitution is one of the most fascinating, misunderstood, controversial, and defining sentences in American history. It has also undergone more transformation as a principle of law than any other intention of the Founding Fathers of this country. As important as this single Constitutional sentence is, few Americans know what it says, much less what it means and when it came into being."

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My Interviews With Jewish Journal Reporter Brad A. Greenberg

Click here to read the Jewish Journal article.

Audio

On July 26, Brad and I started out talking at Starbucks. Then we walked to the hovel and talked some more. Then we walked to lunch and talked more. In the evening, we walked to prayers and back.

James DiGiorgio emails: "I made it about half-way through your Jewish Journal UTube video before experiencing suicidal thoughts brought on by intense boredom.  But before closing the window, I couldn’t help but notice the roll of toilet paper on your bookshelf within easy reach of your computer. I guess blogging ain’t the only thing you do while sitting in front of your PC."

That’s a roll of paper towels. There’s a lot of dust coming into the hovel from the garden outside and it is a relentless battle to keep the dirt out of my life.

JMT posts: "You should insist that all future photography/video of you have that screwed-up aspect ratio. It makes you look thinner. It even made the guy at the beginning of the clip look less jewy."

 

Jim Jones emails:

Way to get credited in print for something you DIDN’T write. Does the below e-mail ring a bell?

You know what the right thing to do is, I suppose…you ponce.

[Here’s the email from Jim sent in my voice April 20:]

In this respect, he’s exactly like me, mates. > Whether > > blogging about Jews, porners, Australian fauna, my > > mental health, my dad Desmond, and myriad topics, > I’ve > > never been one to rigorously check my facts before > > posting. And I’ve misused the English language > quite > > regularly. The speed of the Internet doesn’t allow > for > > fact checking or being clear when I write. I’m a > > blogger, mates, and I play by own rules. > >

> > And, by the way, I know I misspelled "rebut." I > used > > two "Ts" because I’m gay and fixated on such > things.

Cavanaugh’s spot-on regarding your loopy justifications. E-mails written in a parody of your voice and sent to mock you aren’t the same as a blanket go-ahead to pretend that you wrote something that you didn’t, but, no big deal, mate. You and I both know that your skills are weak. This is just another example. A real mensch would come clean about it, though.

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Unrequited Love

I read the Jewish Journal profile of me and I wince. It’s embarrassing. There are four great shuls in Pico-Robertson that I love — Aish Ha Torah, Young Israel Century of City, Beth Jacob, and Chabad Bais Bazelel — but they, understandably, rejected me.

It’s the same thing with the ladies. I’ve met great women in Los Angeles, but they’ve rejected me.

Google (aka reality) is my enemy.

What do you do with that most embarrassing of feelings — unrequited love? I can’t intellectualize it. I can only cop to it.

P.S. Rabbi Aryeh Markman is my Unkind Jew of the Month. Read the article and you’ll see why.

He’s a blunt, no-nonsense bloke who gets things done.

Like other rabbis at Aish, he opened his home to me when I was a lost soul.

I’m sure they all felt betrayed.

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Dikla Kadosh Says The Justice Ball Lacked Spice

She writes for the Jewish Journal:

Here are some things that could have made the party more palatable:

– Friendly and attentive volunteers. More than a few seemed flustered by the lack of organization and therefore were just focused on doing the minimum to keep things operating, instead of concentrating on making guests feel welcomed and appreciated.

– Extended VIP benefits past 9:30 p.m. Free drinks and munchies were passed around early in the evening for those who could get it together before the sun set, but after that, there was no apparent advantage to having paid an extra $75.

– Food options for Jews and vegetarians. The Italian sausage and chicken quesadillas seemed strangely incongruent with the Jewish L.A. scene.

– Cheaper drinks. $9 for a small mixed drink?

Her article attracted a string of canned comments complaining about lashon hara (evil speech). You make the slightest criticism in Jewish life and Jews who don’t feel the least obligated to Torah start complaining about lashon hara as though they are some great sage.

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