Jordan Farmar – Jewry’s First NBA Star In 50 Years?

Farmar plays about 20 minutes a game for the Los Angeles Lakers.

The last Jewish basketball star was Adolph Schayes.

According to Wikipedia: "Farmar was born in Los Angeles, California. His father, former baseball player Damon Farmar (an outfielder who was a second round draft pick in both 1982 and 1983), is African American. He and his mother, Melinda Kolani, and his Israeli stepfather, Yehuda Kolani, are Jewish.[1][2][1] Farmar has a half-sister, Shoshana Kolani. Farmar’s godfather is former major league baseball player Eric Davis.[2] He attended Portola Middle School in Tarzana and Birmingham High School in Van Nuys, before transferring his sophomore year to Taft High School in Woodland Hills, a suburban community of the San Fernando Valley within Los Angeles."

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Improving Your Game

From the Times of London:

‘Love,” sings Amy Winehouse, “is a losing game.” Neil Strauss – author of the absurdly popular pick-up bible, The Game – begs to differ. In fact, given five minutes to work his magic with Winehouse, he would prove his point by taking her phone number. Don’t believe him? Ask Britney Spears or Pamela Anderson, both of whom yielded their digits to this unremarkable looking Los Angeles writer.

Strauss’s status as one of the world’s greatest pickup artists (or PUA) is a recent one. The Game, published in 2005, recounts his entry into a secretive group of PUAs called the “seduction community”. While among these men, Strauss, who is 5ft 6in tall and bald, learnt techniques and counter-intuitive wisdom that would allow him, in a matter of months, to develop from an unattractive social klutz to the community’s most successful member.

Improve your game:

– Make yourself seem unavailable

– Be a peacock – wear something flashy

– Send out a ‘neg’ – a negative remark will pique her interest

– Make time your ally – have somewhere else to be

– Don’t sink to their level – always stand tall around women

If you don’t have the patience for a whole book, the internet offers many sites with tips on the art of love, click here for some of our favourite chat-up lines

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I’ve Been Named One Of Orthodoxy’s Ten Most Eligible Bachelors

Here’s my photo from the forthcoming issue of Jewish Action (please note my growing beard and the reverential way I toss my tzitzit):

Beckham in Armani

Click here for more pictures of me in my underwear.

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The best chat-up lines in the world

Chris Ayres writes for the Times of London about Love American Style:

Strategy, planning, opportunism, execution – all feature in the American heterosexual male’s pursuit of the opposite sex. Take, for example, my American friend Jim’s recent flight to Spain. On the plane was a conspicuously attractive Spanish attendant, who was receiving a great deal of attention from the Brits at the back. The Brits had calculated that if they ordered as much booze as possible from her, then with every repeat order, they would get more confidence and therefore another opportunity to charm her with their self-deprecation.

Jim had also taken a fancy to this stewardess. He was polite, he smiled, he made eye contact. He also made sure to get her name and repeat it often. And then, when the plane landed, he went straight to the newsagents’ to buy an envelope, a pen, and some notepaper. At a nearby café he composed a letter to the airline congratulating it on its excellent cabin service – in particular the helpfulness and professionalism of a certain Spanish flight attendant, whom he named as a tribute to the values of the organisation. He included his name, number, and e-mail address, and posted the letter right there. Two weeks later the woman called him to say that his letter had earned her a bonus and that could she please go out for a drink with him next time she was flying through LA. “The idea just came to me, as soon as we landed,” Jim explainsto me. “I didn’t expect it to actually work.”

Hogwash. American men know very well that this kind of thing works. The very fact that I have two American male friends who have successfully charmed flight attendants – a career that surely represents the most fortified beachhead of womankind’s defence against unwanted romantic advances – suggests that it was no accident. In a culture where the drunk‘n’lunge method most definitely doesn’t work (although it has been known to happen), it’s a necessity.

In terms of romantic pursuit, the American male is simply a more evolved creature than his British counterpart. It’s been this way for a while: take the plot of Graham Greene’s The Quiet American, in which the quiet American in question arrives in Vietnam and uses a letter-writing campaign to steal the girlfriend of the hero, a foreign correspondent for The Times. The key to the American strategy is deferred gratification: what my Dad still calls “courting” and what the Americans call “dating”. Essentially, the American seduction comes in three stages: a conversation, a phone number, and then a date. Strategy, planning and execution.

As for opportunism – look no farther than Jim’s letter to the airline.

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Dennis Prager’s Super Tuesday Post-Mortem

From Dennis Prager:

Wednesday February 6, 2008
H1: Post Mortem With Dennis Prager
Prager H1: Dennis does a Super Tuesday post-mortem with Dick Morris, NY Post columnist and Fox News Analyst and Michael Barone, editor at US News and World Report.

   Length: 00:33:54

Wednesday February 6, 2008
H2: Choose Your Poison With Dennis Prager
Prager H2: Dennis talks to Peter Beinart, Fellow at the Council for Foreign Relations, columnist for the Washington Post and leading Democratic party thinker. They discuss the policies of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

   Length: 00:33:55

Wednesday February 6, 2008
H3: American Values With Dennis Prager
Prager H3: In order to win elections as conservatives we have to clearly articulate American values. We haven’t successfully done that… Dennis talks to William Kristol, editor of the Weekly Standard and columnist for the New York Times, about yesterday’s results.

   Length: 00:33:44

Dennis talked to Dr. James Dobson, founder and president of Focus on the Family. Here is the letter Dr. Dobson sent to Laura Ingraham which Dennis quoted:

I am deeply disappointed the Republican Party seems poised to select a nominee who did not support a Constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage, voted for embryonic stem cell research to kill nascent human beings, opposed tax cuts that ended the marriage penalty, has little regard for freedom of speech, organized the Gang of 14 to preserve filibusters in judicial hearings, and has a legendary temper and often uses foul and obscene language.

 

I am convinced Sen. McCain is not a conservative, and in fact, has gone out of his way to stick his thumb in the eyes of those who are.   He has sounded at times more like a member of the other party.  McCain actually considered leaving the GOP caucus in 2001, and approached John Kerry about being Kerry’s running mate in 2004.  McCain also said publicly that Hillary Clinton would make a good president.  Given these and many other concerns, a spoonful of sugar does NOT make the medicine go down.  I cannot, and will not, vote for Sen. John McCain, as a matter of conscience.

 

But what a sad and melancholy decision this is for me and many other conservatives. Should Sen. McCain capture the nomination as many assume, I believe this general election will offer the worst choices for president in my lifetime. I certainly can’t vote for Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama based on their virulently anti-family policy positions. If these are the nominees in November, I simply will not cast a ballot for president for the first time in my life. These decisions are my personal views and do not represent the organization with which I am affiliated.  They do reflect my deeply held convictions about the institution of the family, about moral and spiritual beliefs, and about the welfare of our country.

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Clinton Holocaust Denying “Hillraiser” Is Producer of Anti-Semitic, Anti-American Film

Gateway Pundit reports:

"Valley of the Wolves Iraq" was an anti-Semitic, anti-American film featuring American actor Gary Busey as a Jewish U.S. army doctor who cuts out the organs of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Ghraib and sells them to wealthy foreign clients.
It also set box office records in Turkey.

In "Valley of the Wolves, Iraq," American soldiers are portrayed as, "violent, brutish, trigger-happy, civilian-murdering, hyper-religious, sadistic gun-nuts." And, that is just for starters… Never mind the evil Jewish doctor selling body parts from Abu Ghraib prisoners.

The Kurdish News reported that the producer of one of the most hostile anti-American films made in Turkey "Valley of the Wolves-Irak" is a Hillary Clinton mega-donor and bundler and was appointed a delegate by Hillary Clinton to the Democratic National Convention later this year:

Hillary Clinton has recently employed Mehmet Celebi, a Turkish ultra-nationalist – who has worked on and raised money for various anti-American, anti-Armenian, anti-Semitic and anti-Kurdish projects – as one of her delegates for her campaign for President of the United States.

This is not surprising when knowing that the Clinton Administration has been one of the most pro-Turkish U.S. administrations in the history of the U.S. donating more military arms to Turkey than all the other U.S. presidents combined.

Mehmet Celebi co-owns BMH Worldwide, which produced "Valley of the Wolves-Irak."
Mehmet Celebi is a Hillraiser for the Clintons.
Hillary Clinton accepted over $100,000 from this Holocaust denier.
Don’t expect this to make any headlines.

More… Debbie Schlussel has more details on Mehmet Celebi.

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Ted.com – My Website Of The Day

Ted.com has a ton of great lectures and videos on diverse topics.

Quote of the Day: "We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies." Roderick Thorp

Rabbi Daniel Lapin has a cool website at IAwaken.org:

This week we recommend – Mishpatim: Aligning Torah Structure with Torah Philosophy (1995) it can be downloaded here: http://www.iawaken.org/shiurim/view.asp?id=5732

To read last year’s Parsha Insight Essay on Mishpatim, titled Parshat Mishpatim 5767: Halacha: Responsive to Change or Reactionary Fundamentalism? please visit: http://www.iawaken.org/shiurim/view.asp?id=6433

We are pleased to announce that we are able to accept donations through Google Checkout. Google Checkout provides a secure and easy way to donate to iAwaken. Please support us at www.iawaken.org/about/spons.asp

As we just read about the receiving of the Ten Commandments in Parsha Yitro, we encourage everyone to listen to a special series on the Ten Commandments at www.iawaken.org/shiurim/list.asp?subcat=617. The Ten Commandments are the natural universal laws by which the universe operates and to which all of Mankind should attune itself to harmonize itself with the Universe.

We invite everyone to listen to Rabbi Lapin discuss both raising children and elevating parents at http://www.iawaken.org/shiurim/list.asp?subcat=625

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Literary Gumshoe Dennis McDougal – Author Of New Jack Nicholson Biography

I call my friend Dennis McDougal Feb. 6. Audio Audio

His latest book came out in October: Five Easy Decades: How Jack Nicholson Became the Biggest Movie Star in Modern Times.

Luke: "What are your thoughts on Sam Zell taking over the Los Angeles Times and the Tribune company?"

Dennis wrote the best book on the L.A. Times: Privileged Son: Otis Chandler and the Rise and Fall of the L.A. Times Dynasty.

Dennis: "My knee-jerk reaction was, ‘Here’s another Chicago carpetbagger. Do we really need that?’ The Tribune company came in like gangbusters, installed a couple of people who did a stellar job, encouraging the staff and winning a stack of Pulitzers. Then the profit motive took over. It was adios John Carroll… It was a march towards disaster. No one since Otis Chandler has understood what a newspaper is all about."

"I think Sam Zell is going to be more of the same. We have another round of cuts. The prevailing notion is that you get rid of the expensive ‘deadwood,’ i.e. the people who have been around 20 or 30 or 40 years and are dinosaurs and fossils but have institutional memory and know what is correct and what is worth covering, and you replace those people with hungry kids fresh out of journalism school and want to make their nut and a grand ol’ institution such as the Los Angeles Times becomes as dependable as the Pennysaver."

Luke: "If you were appointed Editor and Publisher of the Los Angeles Times with the task that you need to maintain at least an industry average level of profit, what would you do?"

Dennis: "I got into journalism because it was the one place where an individual could have an impact on the culture. It was one of the last places where rugged individualism still meant something in terms of earning your daily bread. That’s all been washed away by corporate journalism. There are precious few rugged individualists. Everything is done by committee and focus groups. I don’t know that I’d be successful. I’m an old dog. I don’t learn new tricks well. The first time a terrific expose came along that would upset the apple cart and send the mighty to jail where they belong, I would probably say to hell with the profit margin and send people out to the streets to gather information."

Luke: "Why did you write the Jack Nicholson book?"

Dennis: "Because somebody asked me to. I pitched a book several years ago about Edgar Bronfman Jr. and the collapse of the Bronfman clan. That struck me as terribly instructive and a great morality tale for our greedy times. As Sam Bronfman once said in the 1930s, a dynasty usually goes from shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves in three generations. That caption was posted under Grandpa Sam’s portrait which was posted over Edgar Jr.’s desk at Bronfman headquarters in New York. Of course Edgar fulfilled that notion to the tee. He took the Seagrams empire that Sam built from nothing right back down again to nothing.

"I pitched it all over New York and there was scant interest except from John Wiley and Sons. Even they passed on it. The editor who wanted to do the book came back to me and asked me if I’d be interested in doing something else. He gave me several ideas, none of which I cared for much, including a biography of Jack Nicholson.

"I said, ‘I don’t do star biographies. I find them tedious, self-serving and deceitful human beings. I don’t know if they contribute much. I’m not interested in perpetuating their myths. He said, ‘Well, we want to do it different and you seem like the right person to do it. It’s less a biography of Nicholson than a look at the industry. The craft and business of movies using his career as a vehicle for telling that story. He has rolled with the punches for almost half a century and always come up smelling like a rose.’

"I said, ‘That’s an interesting idea. That’s the second chapter of the story I started to tell with The Last Mogul: Lew Wasserman, MCA, and the Hidden History of Hollywood. If you track Wasserman’s life, you can see how the motion picture industry evolved over half a century. Maybe you can pick up the story with Jack Nicholson and bring it to the present.

"That was the original premise of the book."

"Who knew that I was going to find out that Jack Nicholson was half-Jewish?"

Luke: "Tom Wolfe said that when he started out writing books, he thought the ingredients for a good book were 60% writing and 40% material and that now he thinks it’s 90% material and 10% writing."

Dennis agrees.

Luke: "Where does your book break new ground?"

Dennis: "In two or three key places. His paternity."

"It breaks new ground on his oddly mercurial and contradictory personality. He’s comparable to his lifelong hero Frank Sinatra… He’s generous to a fault. If someone he’s known for years comes to him for help, Jack has an open wallet and an open heart. But he keeps track of every dime. Like any godfather, he suggests there will always be a quid pro quo. When anyone crosses him, or he feels slighted, he becomes a petulant five-year-old again and acts out and wreaks havoc on those who have offended him. I’m thinking in particular of Susan Anspach. He has bad blood with her going back many years."

According to Wikipedia: "He has one son, Caleb Goddard (born 1970), with actress Susan Anspach, his Five Easy Pieces co-star."

Dennis: "There was a story in the ’90s about Anspach losing her house because Jack was foreclosing on her. He could be remarkably generous seeing to the needs of his illegitimate child and the mother but the second she crossed him and went public and said, ‘Jack fathered my son,’ he’s sending out his lawyers and business manager to sell her house."

Luke: "Did Jack try to thwart your book?"

Dennis: "I think so. It’s predictable. I knew the job was dangerous when I took it, to quote Professor Peabody. Jack has never cooperated with any biographers ever. He doesn’t do television or radio interviews except to promote a project. He doesn’t do anything that he can’t control. My book by definition was a portrayal of him he could not control… Once it came out, he was going to do everything he could to limit its impact. Though I have no hard proof of it, I think that’s precisely what he did. Throughout the spate of interviews he did to promote The Bucket List, not once did he mention Five Easy Decades.

"There were several magazine pieces scheduled to appear [on Five Easy Decades]. Men’s Journal was going to do a cover piece. The New York Times Sunday magazine. Entertainment Weekly. Good Morning America and the Today show were interested in promoting the book and interviewing me. But all those things disappeared."

Since Nicholson’s longtime publicist Paul Wasserman was sent to jail about a decade ago, Jack has been represented by Pat Kingsley ("one of the original silent killers," says Dennis) and most recently by The Dart Group.

Dennis: "I could not get to him. Even in my role as a New York Times reporter, they wouldn’t let me talk to him."

"When the book came out, I think he called in whatever chits he had so that nobody would know it was coming out."

"I heard from my publisher last week and apparently the book is selling well in spite of all of Jack’s efforts."

McDougal’s book got rave reviews in the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times. Publishers Weekly gave it a starred review and said it was the definitive Nicholson biography as did Library Journal. "All of that is for naught if you can’t get Barnes & Noble and Borders to stock it and you can’t get enough buzz going among the mainstream media."

Luke: "Have there been any news articles about the book? I can’t find any."

Dennis: "There were some advance pieces on TMZ and in the New York Post last summer. After the publication, I don’t think anybody did anything."

Luke: "Nobody wrote a news article about how the book breaks ground and how Nicholson and his people reacted. This is a great story crying out to be told."

Dennis: "And by God, you’re telling it!"

"I have an old time publicist pal of mine who works in the Valley. He said, ‘I don’t understand why the Jewish press hasn’t jumped on it. The Forward or the Jewish Journal of Los Angeles. Jack Nicholson is half Jewish. I don’t think anybody knows that. That’s an astonishing note.’

"I said, ‘You know how the game is played. If somebody with the power of Jack Nicholson doesn’t want something known, it doesn’t get known. That’s a no-brainer.’"

Luke: "This reminds me of your Lew Wasserman book. Didn’t it encounter a similar news embargo?"

Dennis: "Pretty much. I seem to have that problem. I seem to pick subjects and write books that the subjects of the books don’t want people to know about."

Luke: "A few years after you, Connie Bruck published a book on Lew Wasserman that didn’t break any new ground, yet her book was hailed in the media and excerpted in The New Yorker."

Dennis: "Yeah, but it didn’t sell many copies."

"She’s a staff writer for The New Yorker."

Luke: "But it didn’t advance the story. So why was that heralded and yours ignored?"

Dennis: "I was labeled early on ‘A West Coast Writer’. And if you are a West Coast Writer, you are not taken seriously by the Eastern establishment. Connie Bruck got her start as Steve Brill’s girlfriend when he ran American Lawyer. She was anointed by the East Coast media machine. She paid her dues. She was an East Coast journalist. She came out with Predator’s Ball, which gave her a patina of serious journalism. It gave her the credentials to move on to other subjects and to become a staff writer at The New Yorker. Once you’re a staff writer at The New Yorker, you can do anything.

"That wasn’t my career path. I’ve never lived in New York. Wouldn’t want to live in New York. I’ve always considered myself a West Coast journalist. My highest aspiration was to be a staff writer of the Los Angeles Times. I still consider that to be the apex of my daily journalism career. From 1980-86, I considered the L.A. Times on par with and day-to-day better than the New York Times and the greatest newspaper in America.

"The Los Angeles Times began going to hell in a hand basket the day Shelby Coffey was named Editor."

"Within weeks of the publication of ‘The Last Mogul,’ Bert Fields called my publisher and threatened a lawsuit unless the book was withdrawn. The publisher asked him if he had any factual corrections. He didn’t. The publisher told Bert Fields to pound sand and the book became a best seller despite the news blackout at the Los Angeles Times.

"To this day, Wasserman’s former son-in-law [Jack Myers] maintains that my book killed him."

Luke: "How do the tabloids treat Jack Nicholson?"

Dennis: "They treat him with a certain respect that is not accorded most Hollywood actors. There’s a certain respectful tone in even the most tawdry reporting. If Jack is reported to have had a threesome with young women some place in London, it’s always well, Bad Boy Jack is at it again, hahaha. Not, ‘Why is this 70-year-old adolescent trying to get his jollies at the expense of women a third his age? What sort of damage might he be inflicting? Even though the women maintain its just a lark.’

"Nobody asks the deeper tougher questions with regard to Jack. He manages to maintain the notion that he’s Peck’s Bad Boy all grown up. So he gets a pass."

Luke: "You know there’s going to be a biography of Jack Nicholson coming out in the next five years that’s going to be heralded akin to Connie Bruck’s book on Lew Wasserman."

Dennis laughs. "Right. And I’ll be left in the dust again. What do I do about that? Do I sit around and weep and moan?"

Luke: "It’s just interesting. I’m fascinated."

Dennis: "It all comes out in the wash. Enough time has passed so that you can look at Connie Bruck’s effort and compare it to mine and you can see. The proof is in the pudding."

Luke: "It’s fascinating that one book is hailed and one book is ignored irrespective of the merits of either. It’s just like elementary school. There are the cool kids…"

Dennis: "I get that. I agree with that. I’m not the cool kid. I never have been and with any luck I never will be."

"Maybe Connie is pouring over my book as we speak, picking out the best parts and claiming them as her own and we’ll see her take on Jack Nicholson some time in 2010 in The New Yorker."

Luke: "Did Jack’s people leave any fingerprints in their efforts to squelch your book?"

Dennis: "No."

"My editor at Wiley would tell me from time to time, ‘I don’t understand this. It was a lock. They told us they had it scheduled. And now it has fallen out.’ I was going, ‘I understand, dude.’"

Luke: "Did you have a conversation with your own newspaper about why they lost interest in your Sunday Magazine piece?"

Dennis: "No. The New York Times is a bizarre, byzantine place. David Cay Johnston is a good friend of mine. He just came out with a book. He’s on staff and writes about the IRS. The book is now on their best-seller list. David had several conversations with me about how his own newspaper, his own editors, have looked upon his book as…second-rate."

Luke: "It got a bad review in the New York Times."

Dennis: "Yeah. His own newspaper raked him over the coals. He says that’s a direct result of the back-biting jealousy in a major newspaper or magazine. You can never over-estimate that kind of attitude. It is not enough to succeed. You have to see your friends fail."

Luke: "In researching your book, did you encounter people who told you, ‘I’ve been told not to talk to you’?"

Dennis: "Sure. I encountered that a lot, especially the closer you got to the inner circle. There were a number of off-the-record interviews because people did not want to upset Jack."

"I made no secret with Jack who I was and what I was going to do."

"Far too often, journalists these days don’t [make reporting the truth to their readers their priority]. That’s one of the reasons we have the president we have."

Luke: "You said that you knew writing this book would be dangerous. Dangerous to you how?"

Dennis: "That I wouldn’t have Jack’s cooperation…"

"When I was working on ‘The Last Mogul,’ I was speaking with a good friend of mine, a screenwriter, shortly after I set out to do the book. When I told him what the subject was and what I was trying to do, he said, ‘My God, aren’t you afraid that you’ll never write in this town again?’

"I said, ‘I’m just going to forget what kind of cliche passed your lips… I never wrote in this f—ing town in the first place. I don’t care if I write in this town again because I don’t do what you do. I am beholden to no one. That’s the only reason I am recognized on the other coast as the kind of journalist that book editors want to get into bed with. Because I can’t be bought and sold.’

"I ran into variations on that scene throughout my research on the Nicholson book."

"I think it’s a myth that you’re not going to find an outlet for your work if you step on too many toes."

Luke: "Was this book harder or easier than your one on Lew Wasserman?"

Dennis: "It was easier. No one had dared to write about Lew Wasserman. That’s the reason I did the book.

"I was covering the writer’s strike for the L.A. Times in 1989. This name kept cropping up. People kept saying, ‘When Lew Wasserman weighs in on this, the whole thing will be over in about five minutes.’

"I had been covering Hollywood for about ten years. I said, ‘Wasserman? You mean the guy over at Universal?’ Yeah! OK. So what? Some studio head has control over the Writer’s Guild?

"I started getting an education in how Hollywood really works. I went to the L.A. Times library and looked up Wasserman and there was one envelope of clips. Only a half dozen articles were more than a few inches long. I went, ‘That’s weird. How could this guy have so much power and the paper of record in Los Angeles have written almost nothing about him?’

"I started asking around and I found out that Lew Wasserman was powerful because he worked in the shadows."

Luke: "Why do you think Jack has lasted in Hollywood when so many have self-destructed?"

Dennis: "Because Jack is calculating. Because Jack learns from his mistakes. Because Jack knows how far he can go without going too far. I suspect he’s going to run out the clock. Jack rarely makes mistakes. Jack is a master at indulging his private fantasies without making waves. Jack knows how to use drugs. Jack knows how to get a hooker to service him and to never have to pay the bill. Jack has procurers out there.

"One young woman told me about how she wound up in Jack’s bed a few years ago as a direct result of having met a real estate man at a party. He said, ‘I know exactly the guy for you.’

"A week later, she gets a call from Nicholson inviting her to come up to his roost. They had a fling that lasted for a few weeks and parted friends. To this day, she felt like could call on him in a pinch and he’d come through for her. She never once felt that she was being used or that the real estate guy at the party might have been pimping for Jack. Yet any outside observer hearing the facts of the case would know exactly what was going on. Jack has been doing that for decades. And he does it with impunity."

Luke: "Sounds like Warren Beatty."

Dennis: "Same thing."

Luke: "Do you think Jack read your book?"

Dennis: "Yes."

Luke: "When you watch a movie, is that you on the screen or are you just sitting back watching others act?"

Dennis: "Both. If it is a really good movie and I can identify with it, then certainly I identify with the protagonists. That’s what Hollywood wants me to do. When I watch Five Easy Pieces, one of my favorite movies, I identify with it a lot."

Luke: "Which Jack Nicholson character do you most identify with?"

Dennis: "Most days, Jake Giddes [Chinatown]. I fancy myself a Chandleresque literary gumshoe but by the end of the picture, I usually come to recognize that I don’t know half the s— I thought I did."

Luke: "There’s my headline."

"Would you like to be friends with Jack Nicholson?"

Dennis: "We could be. Yeah. I share a lot of his tastes, in art…"

Luke: "Young women?"

Dennis: "I prefer the young women he knew as they are now. For instance, Michelle Phillips is a stone-cold babe in 2008. Back when he was messing around with her, I’m not so sure. I share his tastes in literature and movies. I certainly share his politics. There’s that side of Jack that people know little about but I agree with his views on the future, on the importance of renewable energy sources…"

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Nice Jewish Girls’ Solution To IBS

She writes:

I am an overeater. I have Binge Eating Disorder. I am a Stress Eater.

And I think I have found a way, finally to help myself. That is to eat carrots. Mind you this hasn’t gone on too long – probably for 2 weeks now, but this is an amazing way to help those of us with Binge Eating Disorder, Stress Eating Disorder, and Overeating Disorder.

I’m triggered by foods such as sweets or cheese. Once I start eating them I can’t stop, and I go past the point of no return. There is no help out there for people like me, well until now.

In addition, I also have hypoglycemia, as well as IBS. I do think they are all related.

I started eating carrots about 2 weeks ago. Just on a whim I went to my local Lucky’s supermarket and bought some Grimmway Baby Carrots in the 4 pack. "I’ll try it", I thought. "Why not, can’t hurt, and I like carrots".

So instead of my usual tries with spiking up my blood sugar levels when I feel low, I tried carrots. And I found that I got energy from them, and didn’t crash from them. Then I started reading more, and found out that carrots help regulate your blood sugar levels! Wow, now this is really an EXCELLENT thing. Even better than I thought!

Lots of stuff about how good beta-carotene is for you, prevents heart attacks, etc., Vitamin A being great for your skin, etc, etc etc.

All this was really great stuff, but didn’t apply to me. I need things to help me with my low blood sugar levels, especially when I want to faint or pass out. I need something to help me with overeating (my original thought when I was buying carrots), and just stopping eating doesn’t cut it either. I’ve been to OA (Overeaters Anonymous) and I even had my own OA group. While it really helped me with my mental issues, I was never able to stop overeating, except at the very very beginning of the OA program.

And IBS! This is an added benefit of eating baby carrots. Wow does it HELP me with this. If my stomach hurts I reach for carrots. After I eat a regular meal, I eat carrots. And the carrots soothe me, and fill me up.

I find that I’m eating less portion sizes of foods because I’m pretty filled up with baby carrots. And when I want a snack – I reach for carrots.

Carrots also give you energy as well. I can attest to this as I get low and de-energized a lot due to having hypoglycemia, I pretty much have to eat hourly. So then I’ll have a bag of carrots, and I feel better immediately.

A 3 ounce bag of Grimmway Baby Carrots is just 35 calories. The bags that I buy come in a 4 pack size, and these particular carrots are not woody tasting. They’re juicy and delicious.

Lately I’ve been keeping a weight record. I weigh myself in the mornings and evenings usually, and I’m finding that there’s some movement down the scale. I’m hoping this will really help me in that area as well.

Lastly, I eat carrots as often as I please. If I feel anxiety and want to eat, I go for carrots. If I want to snack, I go for carrots. BTW, carrots help de-stress you and the crunch is also helpful to destress you as well. That’s what the research says.

So, if you’re reading this, try baby carrots, and see if it will help you!

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Aussie Actor Heath Ledger Reminded Americans How To Be Strong

Brendan O’Neill writes for Jewcy:

The tragic death of Heath Ledger — just determined to be an overdose — has robbed Hollywood of one of its Australian stand-ins for American machismo. Never mind the trade deficit, or even Barack Obama’s "moral deficit"; Hollywood is suffering from a macho deficit, and it’s having to turn to the land of beer-swilling, sheep-shearing men-in-denim to find its cowboys and cads.

When Hollywood first flirted with all things Aussie in the 1980s, it was a bit of a po-mo joke. "Look at Crocodile Dundee with his big shiny knife and taste for lager – how quaint!" laughed cinema audiences. It’s no joke today. At a time when American stars have been feminised, preened and plucked, it’s Australia that is providing the muscle for the grittier acting jobs.

In recent years, Ledger had joined Russell Crowe, Hugh Jackman and Eric Bana as a Real Bloke who could play gruff cowboys, lascivious bastards or any other role that required the leading man to have hair on his chest. In his breakthrough film 10 Things I Hate About You, a high-school spin on Shakespeare’s Taming of the Shrew, Ledger looked like he had been shuttled in from another planet rather than simply another hemisphere. Where the hairless, super-tanned jock (Andrew Keegan) was boringly arrogant, and the geek with a crush (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) was predictably nervous, Ledger’s scruffy, unkempt and slurry-voiced Patrick Verona was a complex macho character – nasty to begin with, but later opened up by the love of a good woman. The director even allowed him to keep his Aussie accent, as if to accentuate this untidy, unruly character’s exoticness amid the cardboard cut-out boys and girls of a typical high-school movie.

In later films, Ledger played American rather than Australian; his rugged Down Under temperament meant he was frequently more convincing as a manly American than many of the prim and waxed actors who are actually American-born. He even played cowboy better. In Brokeback Mountain, Ledger’s tortured and mumbling Ennis Del Mar is far more believable than all-American Jake Gyllenhaal’s Jack Twist. (In one scene in that film, Ledger and Gyllenhaal were required to leap naked off a cliff into a lake. Ledger did it, but Gyllenhaal was replaced by a stuntman because he is scared of heights. If you want an actor to take risks, look Down Under.)

As I’ve often said, Australians play the best poofs.

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