Chris Ayres writes for the Times of London about Love American Style:
Strategy, planning, opportunism, execution – all feature in the American heterosexual male’s pursuit of the opposite sex. Take, for example, my American friend Jim’s recent flight to Spain. On the plane was a conspicuously attractive Spanish attendant, who was receiving a great deal of attention from the Brits at the back. The Brits had calculated that if they ordered as much booze as possible from her, then with every repeat order, they would get more confidence and therefore another opportunity to charm her with their self-deprecation.
Jim had also taken a fancy to this stewardess. He was polite, he smiled, he made eye contact. He also made sure to get her name and repeat it often. And then, when the plane landed, he went straight to the newsagents’ to buy an envelope, a pen, and some notepaper. At a nearby café he composed a letter to the airline congratulating it on its excellent cabin service – in particular the helpfulness and professionalism of a certain Spanish flight attendant, whom he named as a tribute to the values of the organisation. He included his name, number, and e-mail address, and posted the letter right there. Two weeks later the woman called him to say that his letter had earned her a bonus and that could she please go out for a drink with him next time she was flying through LA. “The idea just came to me, as soon as we landed,” Jim explainsto me. “I didn’t expect it to actually work.”
Hogwash. American men know very well that this kind of thing works. The very fact that I have two American male friends who have successfully charmed flight attendants – a career that surely represents the most fortified beachhead of womankind’s defence against unwanted romantic advances – suggests that it was no accident. In a culture where the drunk‘n’lunge method most definitely doesn’t work (although it has been known to happen), it’s a necessity.
In terms of romantic pursuit, the American male is simply a more evolved creature than his British counterpart. It’s been this way for a while: take the plot of Graham Greene’s The Quiet American, in which the quiet American in question arrives in Vietnam and uses a letter-writing campaign to steal the girlfriend of the hero, a foreign correspondent for The Times. The key to the American strategy is deferred gratification: what my Dad still calls “courting” and what the Americans call “dating”. Essentially, the American seduction comes in three stages: a conversation, a phone number, and then a date. Strategy, planning and execution.
As for opportunism – look no farther than Jim’s letter to the airline.
