LA’s Love Fest

Rabbi Yonah writes on jewlicious.com:

love festBefore speed dating, J-Date, Valentines Day or Sadie Hawkins Day, there was the original ancient Love Holiday -Tu B’Av. Jewish maidelach and suitors went out into the fields to see and be seen, really, the first Jewish singles event.  It’s a celebration of love for everyone.

Tu B’Av, the 15th Day of Av, is a day of joy, a day for matchmaking dating back to the second Temple period (before the fall of Jerusalem in 70 C.E.).

Jewlicious and JconnectLA are producing the biggest celebration of Tu B’Av to hit the City of Angels, Love Fest, on Aug. 14, 8:30pm-1am, at Fu’s Palace Restaurant. Tickets are just $15 in advance, $20 at the door and include your first drink ticket.  Students with ID can get in for $15.

Co-sponsored by Taglit Birthright Israel-NEXT, Jewcy, the Jewish Agency, ModernTribe.com, and Cool Jew Book, expect a festive romantic evening of music, humor, matchmaking, cool swag, $7 drinks, and yummy eats.

Entertainment for the evening includes the hilarious and talented Smooth-E, Jewish rockers 8th Day, the mystic rhythms of DJ Eric Rosen, and the unmatched energy and spirit of MOSHAV.

Lisa Alcalay Klug will be offering a sneak preview of her much anticipated book Cool Jew, which is not for sale until Sept. 1 – but we’ll have it on sale at Love Fest.

Rabbi Yonah and Rachel Bookstein will be unveiling Instant Matchmaking™.  Love Fest’ers need to be there early to have your chance at an Instant Match – all done in the spirit of Tu B’Av. Who knows what waits in store for you at Love Fest?

If you already have a special someone, celebrate your love during this ancient festival, with hundreds of others at Love Fest. Don’t let Love Fest pass you by, it only happens once a year.

For tickets go to Jconnectla.com today!

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Random House Caves To Muslims

You Still Can’t Write
About Muhammad

Starting in 2002, Spokane, Wash., journalist Sherry Jones toiled weekends on a racy historical novel about Aisha, the young wife of the prophet Muhammad. Ms. Jones learned Arabic, studied scholarly works about Aisha’s life, and came to admire her protagonist as a woman of courage. When Random House bought her novel last year in a $100,000, two-book deal, she was ecstatic. This past spring, she began plans for an eight-city book tour after the Aug. 12 publication date of "The Jewel of Medina" — a tale of lust, love and intrigue in the prophet’s harem.

[You Still Can't Write About Muhammad]
Corbis

It’s not going to happen: In May, Random House abruptly called off publication of the book. The series of events that torpedoed this novel are a window into how quickly fear stunts intelligent discourse about the Muslim world.

Random House feared the book would become a new "Satanic Verses," the Salman Rushdie novel of 1988 that led to death threats, riots and the murder of the book’s Japanese translator, among other horrors. In an interview about Ms. Jones’s novel, Thomas Perry, deputy publisher at Random House Publishing Group, said that it "disturbs us that we feel we cannot publish it right now." He said that after sending out advance copies of the novel, the company received "from credible and unrelated sources, cautionary advice not only that the publication of this book might be offensive to some in the Muslim community, but also that it could incite acts of violence by a small, radical segment."

After consulting security experts and Islam scholars, Mr. Perry said the company decided "to postpone publication for the safety of the author, employees of Random House, booksellers and anyone else who would be involved in distribution and sale of the novel."

This saga upsets me as a Muslim — and as a writer who believes that fiction can bring Islamic history to life in a uniquely captivating and humanizing way. "I’m devastated," Ms. Jones told me after the book got spiked, adding, "I wanted to honor Aisha and all the wives of Muhammad by giving voice to them, remarkable women whose crucial roles in the shaping of Islam have so often been ignored — silenced — by historians." Last month, Ms. Jones signed a termination agreement with Random House, so her literary agent could shop the book to other publishers.

This time, the instigator of the trouble wasn’t a radical Muslim cleric, but an American academic. In April, looking for endorsements, Random House sent galleys to writers and scholars, including Denise Spellberg, an associate professor of Islamic history at the University of Texas in Austin. Ms. Jones put her on the list because she read Ms. Spellberg’s book, "Politics, Gender, and the Islamic Past: The Legacy of ‘A’isha Bint Abi Bakr."

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Beijing Is A Cesspool

Why are we allowing a regime the moral equivalent of 1936 Germany to host the Olympics?

Beijing’s air is as filthy as its leadership.

The whole thing stinks.

This is shaping up to be the worst Olympics in 70 years.

China supplies the weapons that make the Darfur genocide possible.

Come protest with the Jewish community at the Chinese embassy Thursday at 11:30 am at 443 Shatto Place, 90020.

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I Don’t Feel Like I’ve Done Enough To Bolster The Self-Esteem Of Gay Black Men

Out for a drive this evening, I listened to a heart-breaking segment on NPR about the low self-esteem of young gay black men.

They say that when they are out with their own people, they are often called negative names.

This drives them to randomly sodomize other young gay black men without paying any heed to the transmission of HIV, which is apparently rampant about them.

If only society, if only Orthodox Jews, if only I could do more to bolster the self-esteem of this group, they’d be less likely to sodomize themselves to death.

Jim Jones emails:

"…if only I could do more to bolster the self-esteem of this group, they’d be less likely to sodomize themselves to death. Perhaps I could fasten down my fear of the Negro long enough to flirt with these black homosexuals and show them the same interest I used to show my dear mates when I was a lad. Perhaps I could offer myself as some sort of lily-white sacrifice to to the primitive embrace of jungle love. Perhaps I could invite some of these saucy blackamoors over to my hovel where we could watch the type of ultra-feminine movies I’m always crowing about like a fair-dinkum jackdaw. Or perhaps I could just wank off to some gay, black pornography. In any case, it’s a win-win scenario. Mainly for me, mates!"

HIV Up Among Young, Gay Black Men

All Things Considered, August 6, 2008 · The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says annual increases in rates of infection among young, gay black men are the highest in any demographic group in the U.S. One member of the community says it will take more than condoms to change that.

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‘I Served The King Of England’

If a movie should be like a dream, then this Czech number is perfect.

Like my life, it’s a gorgeous dream interrupted by the odd nightmares.

The movie is filled with beautiful moments and beautiful works of art.

It is set in Czechoslovakia in the 1930s and early 1940s.

It took me 20 minutes to get into it — until the first hottie showed up in the rain — and then I was swept away.

The images and story are constantly intriguing.

This film reminds me of Big Fish (with its imagery) and Cinema Paradiso (with its bittersweet tone).

Steve Brook posts to imdb.com:

 Like the butler played by Anthony Hopkins in the 1994 film "The Remains of the Day", the waiter at the centre of "I Served the King of England" (Jiri Menzel, Czech Republic, 2006) is not interested in politics. Major historical events surround him, yet these completely escape his attention. His ambition is simply to become a millionaire, like the fat cats he serves at table. In 1930s Prague, Hitler, in Berlin, is making a radio announcement about his aim to "liberate" the Sudetenland. Bored, Jan Dite, the waiter, simply turns the dial to a dance music station.

He manages to float through the Nazi invasion, first of the Sudetenland, then of Czechoslovakia. By a combination of hook and crook, he achieves his ambition of owning his own hotel through the sale of valuable stamps, stolen from a vanished Jewish family. This does not give him a moment’s pause but later, when he sees a trainload of Jews in cattle-cars moving off to Auschwitz, he has a rush of compassion and chases after the train in an attempt to hand the deportees a sandwich. After the war, as a self-confessed millionaire, he is sent to prison when his hotel is nationalised. He emerges fifteen years later, older, but not much wiser. He is Schweik, but without the latter’s sly intelligence.

This sketchy summary cannot do justice to a film which has been described as a near-flawless masterpiece, in which "Prague has never looked better". It is permeated with the ironic wit which marked Menzel’s earlier films, such as the Academy Award winning Closely Watched Trains (1966). Dite befriends the German girl Liza, described by one reviewer as "the sweetest little Nazi in the history of the cinema". They are in bed, making love in the missionary position. Liza keeps pushing his head aside so that she can gaze at the big picture of Adolf Hitler on the opposite wall. Such was love in the Third Reich. The scene in which Dite is undergoing a racial fitness test which involves giving a sperm sample is intercut with young Czech men being unloaded from a lorry at an execution ground. Of this, Dite is blissfully unaware.

The Remains of the Day was based on a serious and perceptive novel by Kazuo Ishiguro. The genesis of I Served the King of England, by contrast, was a comic novel by Bohumil Hrabal, a book I cannot wait to get my hands on.

One That Got Away posts to imdb.com:

It looks fantastic aesthetically, cinematography is lovely, quite good and charming performances, very well-played under- and overstated humor, some nice quiet moments, and, yeah, the women are gorgeous.

On the other hand, most every female character in this movie is portrayed as either a Nazi or a piece of meat–sometimes practically literally! I’m hardly the most sensitive guy and even I took notice, and I know a lot of women in the screening did too because I overheard many of them complaining on the way out. It’s also a little directionless–where is the redemption of the protagonist? It can’t be as simple as viewing himself in the mirrors. And what becomes of his relationship with the promiscuous woman who is in with his neighboring tree-cutters? I felt it was just dropped–kaput!–after her pregnancy was revealed. For me to believe that opur protagonist would be dissuaded by that fact I’d need to see a change in his character and honor and the movie hadn’t given me that.

Dichotomy posts:

How many scenes did I need to watch with lecherous old men leering over the young, beautiful half naked women? Or women removing their clothes for the protagonist (who I thought was unattractive- man, that nose would turn me right off).

Was I alone in getting annoyed at the repeated portrayal of women as sex toys? A little better characterisation would have helped as the women were largely presented as enjoying the experience, which does not accord with the reality of prostitution.

Pedro writes: "I believe the answer to some of the concerns on this string is that the novel/movie is really a semi-surrealistic allegory about the inglorious role played by most of the Czech people during World War II – surrendered without firing a shot, for the most part collaborated or just went about their business, provided minimum help to Jewish victims, etc.. Don’t look for redemption because there wasn’t any."

This movie would make a great double feature with Gloomy Sunday: "Beautiful Budapest, end of the thirties. Lazlo Szabo a middle-aged jew Hungarian runs a chic restaurant with a beautiful waitress,Ilona who is also his mistress. One day they decide to hire a pianist, and it’s Ilona who choose. And it’s a good choice because the handsome young man, Andras, creates a wonderful mood on the premises. Little by little he falls desperately in love with Ilona and composes specially for her a song, very melancholic, and a bit misterious. He calls it " Gloomy sunday ". This song brings surprisingly a lot of suicides. The love-triangle functions pretty well until the time a german customer, Hans, who comes regularly in the restaurant falls in love with Ilona, without success.A few years later the german army invades Hungary, Hans is back as a highly placed officer and the jewish condition of Lazlo is going to complicate the lives of the four protagonists. This movie is a master- piece and I’d bet if the film had been produced in Hollywood with Stone, Douglas and Harrison Ford, directed by Cassavetes it would have gained several Oscars. It has all a movie fan can expect from a good film -and more. Beautiful scenery, very good story, marvelous music, talent of the actors, and even a bit of sex. I rarely see a picture twice on the same day. This time I did."

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John Edwards With Love Child

From the National Enquirer:


The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is releasing the photograph that the world has been waiting for – the first-ever picture of John Edwards and his love child!
 
The stunning “spy photo” shows the former presidential contender holding his infant daughter Frances Quinn Hunter at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles – where the ENQUIRER caught him visiting the baby’s mother, his mistress Rielle Hunter.

 Edwards is holding his love child while standing in front of a distinctive striped curtain.

The same window covering hangs in each one of the hotel’s guest rooms – and is clearly visible in photos of guest rooms on the hotel’s Web site.

“These photos are damning proof,” said a source close to the situation.

“He’s been caught lying about his affair with Rielle and their love child for many months – and now the proof against him is piling up.

“His elaborate coverup is unraveling at the seams.”

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Accused Spy Cries Anti-Semitism

Lou emails: "Luke, It might interest you to know that at the time David Tenenbaum was accused of being a spy for Israel, he was a member of Rabbi Weil’s synagogue in the Detroit area. Rabbi Weil provided great moral support to Mr. Tenenbaum at the time, and invited the bloke to speak at Beth Jacob a few years back. Really great guy; too bad he had to go through all of that."

From the Detroit Free Press:

A Detroit-area military engineer accused in 1997 of passing secrets to the Israelis was targeted because of his Orthodox Jewish faith, the Defense Department’s Office of Inspector General said in a report.

The report said David Tenenbaum, 50, of Southfield, who was suspected but never formally charged with espionage involving his job at the U.S. Army Tank-automotive and Armaments Command (TACOM) in Warren, was singled out because he is an observant Jew.

Tenenbaum’s lawyer, Mayer Morganroth of Southfield, said the bogus investigation prompted the Army to scrap Tenenbaum’s 1995 project to improve the armor on Humvees, a decision that proved fatal to American troops who were sent to Iraq and Afghanistan in woefully inadequate fighting vehicles.

Morganroth’s associate, Daniel Harold, said Tenenbaum’s persecutors "have blood on their hands."

Tenenbaum and his lawyers said the report proves that he was innocent and the victim of anti-Semitism.

It said TACOM counterintelligence officials had Tenenbaum apply for a higher security clearance as "a ruse" to launch an improper spy investigation. The report said he lost his security clearance but eventually got it back and upgraded, a result that "suggests that Mr. Tenenbaum did not improperly disclose classified material."

Morganroth said Tenenbaum was relegated to lesser duties, shunned by coworkers and stripped of his security clearance.

TACOM officials wouldn’t comment on the report. The Army and Levin are reviewing the report, staffers said.

Tenenbaum, a Detroit-born son of a Holocaust survivor, was hired by TACOM in 1984 after obtaining engineering degrees from Wayne State University and working for a defense contractor in Troy. The report said TACOM hired Tenenbaum because he speaks Hebrew, which officials viewed as an asset in working with Israel on joint projects.

Simonini and investigators for the Defense Investigative Service — now the Defense Security Service — and the 902nd Military Intelligence Group began to suspect Tenenbaum of passing secrets after coworkers complained about his behavior.

The report said Tenenbaum wore a yarmulke and adhered to strict Jewish dietary rules, prompting him to bring kosher food to work rather than joining coworkers for lunch at restaurants. Colleagues questioned why he was allowed to leave work early on Fridays to prepare for the Jewish Sabbath, the report said.

U.S. defense officials dismissed the warning in 1996.

Unable to persuade the FBI to launch a spy probe, the report said, Simonini and others had Tenenbaum’s boss request a top-secret security upgrade for Tenenbaum, which he didn’t want because he worked on unclassified projects.

Tenenbaum said the examiner lied. The examiner denied Tenenbaum’s charges, the report said, but told colleagues that he believed Tenenbaum had passed secrets to Israel because of his religious beliefs. The report doesn’t say whether Tenenbaum passed the exam. Tenenbaum said the examiner wouldn’t let him record the proceeding, the report said.

In came the FBI

But the examiner’s report prompted the FBI to launch a criminal investigation, put Tenenbaum and his family under around-the-clock surveillance and searched his home on a Saturday — the Jewish Sabbath. Because an FBI agent neglected to seal the search warrant request, the news media learned that Tenenbaum was under suspicion and swarmed his home.

"It was terrifying," Tenenbaum’s wife, Madeline, said. The OIG report said the lead FBI agent on the case, James Gugino, testified that he believed Tenenbaum’s claim that he had done nothing wrong.

 

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‘Elegy’ – The New Movie Based On The Philip Roth Novel ‘The Dying Animal’

Philip Roth’s "The Professor of Desire" is my favorite of his novels.

It’s the most tender.

"Animal" is the sequel.

I read it in August 2001, after selling lukeford.com and embarking on a new life.

I was looking for a way to tell my memoir.

After finishing this short novel in Santa Barbara, I seized on its voice as my inspiration.

I’m not sure how well I pulled it off in "XXX-Communicated: A Rebel Without a Shul."

No publisher wanted it.

David Kepesh is a professor of English. He’s in his sixties. He was married once in his youth but regarded it as time spent in prison. He went on to have a life of temporary relationships (sleeping with more than 50 women).

In this movie, he falls in love with a Cuban student around 30 played by Penelope Cruz.

The pursuit of learning is the most erotic thing in the world to me. There’s nothing more intriguing to me than the relationship between teacher and pupil.

I love the themes of this novel and film.

I love Philip Roth because he’s so honest about the natural man.

I had to control myself watching this film because as I started laughing out loud, I got a lot of dirty stares.

About a third of the way in, after we’ve feasted our eyes on Penelope Cruz, we’re presented with 50-something Patricia Clarkson trying to do an erotic strip tease.

It’s horrifying watching her take off her clothes. Yuck!

I was the only person in the audience laughing.

What a politically correct crowd!

After watching Cruz, who wants to see Clarkson disrobe. Yuck!

Imagine you’ve been tapping Penelope and suddenly Patricia shows up wanting something.

Yuck!

Women over forty shouldn’t strip-tease.

My favorite line in the movie? "When you make love to a woman, you get revenge on all the times life has defeated you."

Works of art about the emptiness of lots of great sex always hit a chord with me.

I guess I believe in that quote above and it hurts me that it is not enough. Worse, I know that pursuing such revenge is empty. Sex must be pursued within the context of a lasting monogamous marriage blessed by God and state or it’s a cheat.

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Orit Arfa Too Proud To Do The Little Bit Extra Necessary To Get A SAG Voucher

From the Jewish Journal, Orit writes:

So I was sitting in “holding” barely shaded by the hot sun in Long Beach where they were filming the TV show Dexter. I had woken up at 5 a.m. again, very tired, when some guy asks the AD (assistant director), “what’s the secret to getting SAG vouchers?” He’s been working for two years as an extra and got no SAG voucher. I wipe my red eyes and listen attentively.

The AD answers, “There are so many extras who think they deserve SAG vouchers when they’re not doing anything to become better actors. A lot of them are more interested in ‘craft services’ than their craft.” (‘Craft services’ describes the refreshments available on set.)

For those who don’t know, SAG vouchers (Screen Actors Guild) are given out to background actors (artists, as some like to call it, which is actually more pejorative), usually if they get bumped to a special part or become friends with the crew. The SAG voucher is like a receipt for work done that day, and once a background actor collects three of the SAG vouchers, they are eligible to join SAG. The next challenge is to come up with the dues—just over $2K.

And the AD went on and on—looking at me quite a few times—don’t know why—saying how background “artists” have to take their work seriously.

“Find something interested to do with the role, make interesting choices, don’t think it’s degrading. You can make something of it. The people on set remember you.”

He personally doesn’t like the voucher system—belonging to SAG is an achievement based on ones commitment and talent. The guys around me complained how all the pretty girls get SAG vouchers more quickly than men. They flirt with the crew and work their magic. (Again, why was he looking at me?)

I have been too tired to flirt on set…but, maybe I should I take his words to heart and try to approach extra work with a better attitude. That means putting my camera away and not filming myself in “holding”. To be a professional—and, of course, drop in some Visine so I’m a little prettier. And flirt. And hopefully, make friends.

Any AD’s out there who want to be my friend?

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A Group Of Orthodox Rabbis Give Agriprocessors A Clean Bill Of Health

If you’ve been reading me, you know I don’t think Agriprocessors is much worse than any other meat processing plant.

I don’t know anything about the place beyond what I read online.

But how stupid are the following rabbis to take a trip and a one-day tour sponsored by Agriprocessors and then give the place a clean bill of health? Didn’t the Red Cross do something like that at various concentration camps in World War II?

NEW YORK (JTA)—Organizers of a delegation of Orthodox rabbis say the Iowa meat-packing plant raided by federal immigration authorities in May bears no resemblance to its image as a place where safety lapses are routine and workers allegedly are abused and underpaid.

 

Some 25 rabbis went to Postville, Iowa, last week on a visit paid for by Agriprocessors, the slaughterhouse’s owner, and coordinated through the National Council of Young Israel, an Orthodox synagogue association.

In the course of their one-day visit, the rabbis toured the plant and met with its recently hired compliance officer, the mayor of Postville and a Presbyterian minister.

Some of the rabbis also met with representatives of St. Bridget’s Catholic Church, which has taken the lead in ministering to families affected by the raid.

“At this point I don’t see any reason why someone should not buy things from Agriprocessors,” Rabbi Daniel Moscowitz, the regional director of Chabad Lubavitch of Illinois and the president of the Chicago Rabbinical Council, told JTA.

“They run a very impressive operation. They’re very dedicated to making sure that everything is being done in the most appropriate way possible.”

The visit is the latest effort by Agriprocessors, the largest kosher meat producer in the United States, to reassure kosher consumers and revive its public image. Its image has taken a drubbing since authorities arrested some 400 illegal workers May 12 in what the government describes as the single largest immigration raid in American history.

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