Luke: “The internet service here is horrible. It’s pure torture. It’s, it’s, it’s one step from Auschwitz!”
Friend: “You’re charming. A real mood lifter. That should be your next hit song, ‘One Step From Auschwitz’ followed by ‘Two Steps From Buchenwald.'”
* Just told a lawyer: “I’ve decided to become more masculine. Please tell all your friends.”
Lawyer: “Or that one friend in particular.”
“Here, have some matza. Or is it not kosher enough for you?”
Luke: “Has it been blessed by your lesbian rabbi?”
