Shocking New Narcissistic Low For Luke “I Love To Be Nekkid In Public” Ford

From the Luke Ford Fan Blog:

I don’t know where this photograph was taken. Judging from the background, it could be prison. Perhaps Horrid Boy™ has (finally!) been locked up. The crime? Probably something to do with being an obnoxious, self-absorbed manipulative prick. (E.g., circa 2002-06: "Cathy Seipp is my best friend!" Circa 2007: "I was merely Miss Seipp’s or, as I called her behind her back, The Bulldozer’s disinterested biographer.")

Note Pariah Boy’s™ hairless, bosomy chest. His tits are, to be frank, quite spectacular — B cups at least. No wonder he can’t stop touching himself*. He’s practically a girl, what with the breasts…

* See (if you dare) Chapter 3 of Horrid Boy’s memoir/autobiography, "Mommy Discovers My Porn Collection and Berates Me For Being Unchristianlike and All-Around Way Icky," wherein Luke Ford discusses his daily teenage masturbation regiment, including his favourite lubes, grips (Continental, Eastern, Western, Two-Hand Reverse [who knew it was so complicated?]), and magazines (Big Black Butt, Over 50, Possum Pictorial, Wallaby Monthly, etc., etc.) — definately not for the faint-of-heart.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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