Sunday afternoon in North Hollywood, six people paid $20 each for the chance to hit a ring and dunk me.
The money went to the U.S. military.
My ex Holly Randall threw out the first ball to wild applause.
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Chaim Amalek says:
Holly has lost some weight and looks even more exceptional than she normally does. Look at those curves, those hips, that midsection. She is a walking advertisement for the ovulating woman in search of quality sperm with which to make babies. Luke, tell me you don’t miss her. Go ahead, tell me.
Luke, I’m looking at those photos of you and her just prior to your dunking, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look hotter. How can you not want to get back into her good graces and pour your seed into her fertile womb? I say it is time for you to act like a Negro.
