Is Barack Obama Living Life On The Down Low?

He chose a chief of staff, Rahm Emmanuel, who majored in dance.

BernardMadoff:  Why don’t you take this bull by his horns and drive over there now and move in with him?
guest2:  i need  someone who doesn’t read so much
BernardMadoff:  give him something else to do with his time
guest2:  oh hovel oh hovel have i got a wife for you
BernardMadoff:  It would not be a hovel if it had a woman’s touch – yours, maybe?
guest2:  i would need to shovel that hovel
BernardMadoff:  so?
guest2:  i am too materialistic
BernardMadoff:  the price is right!
guest2:  i need furs, jewelry
guest2:  nice clothes
guest2:  i need to be wined and dined
BernardMadoff:  then adolf hilter has won yet another posthumous victory over the Jewish people
guest2:  yes he has
guest2:  there is no business like shoah business
BernardMadoff:  Luke, break g2 of her Hitlerism
BernardMadoff:  Luke, offer to take this Jewess to her choice of Shoah movie
BernardMadoff:  I understand there are six or seven now playing
guest2:  i want to write a book on how i met my mate during the holocaust
YourMoralLeader:  what if she’s fat?
guest2:  and had a blind date several years later
guest2:  fat during the shoah ?
guest2:  i will go on Oprah
guest2:  make lots of money
guest2:  and dupe the world….novel story right ??
BernardMadoff:  Yes, God made Oprah to make Jews rich
BernardMadoff:  She is like a candy store for us
guest2:  and one black woman
guest2:  opray is gay  fyi
BernardMadoff:  NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
guest2:  yes…i have my sources and they are good
BernardMadoff:  This will break Straightman’s heart
guest2:  stedman major gay
BernardMadoff:  Who is gay that we don’t know is gay?
guest2:  george clooney
BernardMadoff:  I mean, even if they deny or don’t discuss, doesn’t everyone know all of this?
BernardMadoff:  I want every good looking man to be gay
guest2:  it is quite shockiing but true
BernardMadoff:  heard it before
BernardMadoff:  same people who still say tom cruise is gay
guest2:  bernardo do bist a good lookiing man ?
BernardMadoff:  even though he has had all these hot wives
BernardMadoff:  No, I am not
guest2:  he is also sterile
BernardMadoff:  he has a daughter
guest2:  but it is not his sperm
BernardMadoff:  and don’t tell me it was fathered by lron hubbard
guest2:  yes
BernardMadoff:  oy vay
BernardMadoff:  You had me up until that point
YourMoralLeader:  oy
guest2:  why is this so hard to believe
BernardMadoff:  Puh-leaze
BernardMadoff:  this is where lashon horah reaches its limits
guest2:  m… said he is sterile
BernardMadoff:  guest2, if you are in the know, I have the nuclear question for you
BernardMadoff:  Are you ready?
guest2:  yes
BernardMadoff:  This is the sort of thing NOBODY will touch
guest2:  ok
BernardMadoff:  Is Barry Hussein Obama living life on the down low?
guest2:  i’m ready
guest2:  excellent question
BernardMadoff:  today, or in the past?
guest2:  i have no clue
BernardMadoff:  And what about his "chief of staff", a man who majored in ‘dance"
guest2:  is there such talk of this ?
BernardMadoff:  Rahm Emmanuel?
BernardMadoff:  Well, just asking
guest2:  rahm may very well be
guest2:  emannuel
BernardMadoff:  There was some white dude claiming he and obama once were an item but that’s plitics and youtube for you
guest2:  he may fly off the handle one day
BernardMadoff:  Press will keep that to the end
BernardMadoff:  Same as with other big politicians I’ve heard this said of
guest2:  my interest only lie with bloomberg
BernardMadoff:  him?
BernardMadoff:  straight
guest2:  yes the short man with loads of liquid cash
guest2:  and he used to date diana ross
BernardMadoff:  that does not make him gay
guest2:  he is diversive with his money and his women
guest2:  no he is straight as an arrow…oh to be that arrow
guest2:  he shoots from the hip as well
BernardMadoff:  What about Rod Blagojovich?
guest2:  i hate a man who colors his hair and has a wife with a toilet mouth
BernardMadoff:  Is there a master list of fleygalach on the internet?

YourMoralLeader:  hayley rivers
YourMoralLeader:  loved me good
guest2:  now the river ran dry
guest2:  bernie do not marry out of the faith…i implore you to reconsider
guest2:  rather a woman filled with gashemiut than a woman who will smear mayo on your pastrami
guest2:  think about what is really important in life
BernardMadoff:  I gave up pastrami and mayo on account of my blood cholesterol
guest2:  shiksa=godess  vs  whinny demanding jewess= yichus
BernardMadoff:  not sure of your use of notation
guest2:  i am glad you are watching your health but what about your spiritual health ?
BernardMadoff:  My spiritual health requires an Emma

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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