He chose a chief of staff, Rahm Emmanuel, who majored in dance.
BernardMadoff: Why don’t you take this bull by his horns and drive over there now and move in with him?
guest2: i need someone who doesn’t read so much
BernardMadoff: give him something else to do with his time
guest2: oh hovel oh hovel have i got a wife for you
BernardMadoff: It would not be a hovel if it had a woman’s touch – yours, maybe?
guest2: i would need to shovel that hovel
BernardMadoff: so?
guest2: i am too materialistic
BernardMadoff: the price is right!
guest2: i need furs, jewelry
guest2: nice clothes
guest2: i need to be wined and dined
BernardMadoff: then adolf hilter has won yet another posthumous victory over the Jewish people
guest2: yes he has
guest2: there is no business like shoah business
BernardMadoff: Luke, break g2 of her Hitlerism
BernardMadoff: Luke, offer to take this Jewess to her choice of Shoah movie
BernardMadoff: I understand there are six or seven now playing
guest2: i want to write a book on how i met my mate during the holocaust
YourMoralLeader: what if she’s fat?
guest2: and had a blind date several years later
guest2: fat during the shoah ?
guest2: i will go on Oprah
guest2: make lots of money
guest2: and dupe the world….novel story right ??
BernardMadoff: Yes, God made Oprah to make Jews rich
BernardMadoff: She is like a candy store for us
guest2: and one black woman
guest2: opray is gay fyi
BernardMadoff: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
guest2: yes…i have my sources and they are good
BernardMadoff: This will break Straightman’s heart
guest2: stedman major gay
BernardMadoff: Who is gay that we don’t know is gay?
guest2: george clooney
BernardMadoff: I mean, even if they deny or don’t discuss, doesn’t everyone know all of this?
BernardMadoff: I want every good looking man to be gay
guest2: it is quite shockiing but true
BernardMadoff: heard it before
BernardMadoff: same people who still say tom cruise is gay
guest2: bernardo do bist a good lookiing man ?
BernardMadoff: even though he has had all these hot wives
BernardMadoff: No, I am not
guest2: he is also sterile
BernardMadoff: he has a daughter
guest2: but it is not his sperm
BernardMadoff: and don’t tell me it was fathered by lron hubbard
guest2: yes
BernardMadoff: oy vay
BernardMadoff: You had me up until that point
YourMoralLeader: oy
guest2: why is this so hard to believe
BernardMadoff: Puh-leaze
BernardMadoff: this is where lashon horah reaches its limits
guest2: m… said he is sterile
BernardMadoff: guest2, if you are in the know, I have the nuclear question for you
BernardMadoff: Are you ready?
guest2: yes
BernardMadoff: This is the sort of thing NOBODY will touch
guest2: ok
BernardMadoff: Is Barry Hussein Obama living life on the down low?
guest2: i’m ready
guest2: excellent question
BernardMadoff: today, or in the past?
guest2: i have no clue
BernardMadoff: And what about his "chief of staff", a man who majored in ‘dance"
guest2: is there such talk of this ?
BernardMadoff: Rahm Emmanuel?
BernardMadoff: Well, just asking
guest2: rahm may very well be
guest2: emannuel
BernardMadoff: There was some white dude claiming he and obama once were an item but that’s plitics and youtube for you
guest2: he may fly off the handle one day
BernardMadoff: Press will keep that to the end
BernardMadoff: Same as with other big politicians I’ve heard this said of
guest2: my interest only lie with bloomberg
BernardMadoff: him?
BernardMadoff: straight
guest2: yes the short man with loads of liquid cash
guest2: and he used to date diana ross
BernardMadoff: that does not make him gay
guest2: he is diversive with his money and his women
guest2: no he is straight as an arrow…oh to be that arrow
guest2: he shoots from the hip as well
BernardMadoff: What about Rod Blagojovich?
guest2: i hate a man who colors his hair and has a wife with a toilet mouth
BernardMadoff: Is there a master list of fleygalach on the internet?
YourMoralLeader: hayley rivers
YourMoralLeader: loved me good
guest2: now the river ran dry
guest2: bernie do not marry out of the faith…i implore you to reconsider
guest2: rather a woman filled with gashemiut than a woman who will smear mayo on your pastrami
guest2: think about what is really important in life
BernardMadoff: I gave up pastrami and mayo on account of my blood cholesterol
guest2: shiksa=godess vs whinny demanding jewess= yichus
BernardMadoff: not sure of your use of notation
guest2: i am glad you are watching your health but what about your spiritual health ?
BernardMadoff: My spiritual health requires an Emma
