My billionaire friends have nothing to be thankful for, so they’re not into religion and won’t be doing anything for Yom Kippur beyond hosting a break the fast party.
I’m not invited but I’m not bitter.
Chaim: “Seriously, you should crash the party and then try to pitch them some racial theory. If that fails, pitch them some herbalife stuff. And if that fails, go after their women.”
* So if you meet a girl on Craigslist and she wants you to come over to give her a massage, and the photo she sends you is a stock one, be prepared to be robbed and have your head caved in. Or you can stay home and study Torah.
* The doors start to close when you are in your early thirties. The best ones go off the market quickest.
