guest5: he has not changed his clothes since yesterday
RACKoRIBS: slept in them evidently
guest5: frankly he looks a mess
guest5: oi vey
guest5: he is letting us down
RACKoRIBS: its only 9:25 in the morning there
guest5: no excuses please
RACKoRIBS: ya, your righrt
guest5: would you let your mother see you like that?
RACKoRIBS: i would, cause i don’t give a s**t
guest5: well you are not jewish
RACKoRIBS: no, i am not
guest5: it would bring shame on the family
guest6: hello from ireland
RACKoRIBS: shame shame on you moral leader
RACKoRIBS: should get cleaned up
guest5: he is not fit to lead
guest5: I am sorry about this man
guest5: he brings shame on us all
RACKoRIBS: so is your video on the google top 100 today?
YourMoralLeader: yep!
YourMoralLeader: got a ton of hits
YourMoralLeader: please bow down to me
RACKoRIBS: where is the link..i don’t bow down
guest5: you are a disgrace
YourMoralLeader: google her name and then search "luke"
guest5: peddling your trash here
guest5: oi vey
A teacher emails: "Hey man, it turns out your website is blocked by the filter at lausd. Mazel tov!!!!! I know this is a big mark of success for you. Congratulations. Keep up the good work."
est58: But why live in a room and chat all day and night when you could be home?
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RussianDragon: he is home on cam
RussianDragon: i think
YourMoralLeader: online is my home
RussianDragon: will you still be online in the future
guest58: Oh I see you are an intravert
YourMoralLeader: i’m about to leave for LA press club awards,
YourMoralLeader: wanna beat traffic
YourMoralLeader: will hang in starbucks for three hours
nicolletista: how many will you win?
DiscoDuck: what do you do on Shabbat?
guest58: What type of press do you do in L.A.?
YourMoralLeader: blog
guest58: I would hope you would clean up before you go.
YourMoralLeader: i’ll let you guys check me over before i leave
nicolletista: all right luca
guest58: That would be good
guest58: Do they give awards for blogging?
RussianDragon: ok bye luke
DiscoDuck: what do you do on Shabbat?
YourMoralLeader: go to shul
YourMoralLeader: i misspoke, it is just a party, not awards
RussianDragon: are you a rebel without a shul
YourMoralLeader: no longer
guest58: Party is a good way to meet people
RussianDragon: wow
RussianDragon: good on you
DiscoDuck: with this time you have do you learn during the week
YourMoralLeader: yes
YourMoralLeader: i learn torah regualrly
DiscoDuck: sounds good
RussianDragon: do you speak hebrew very well?
YourMoralLeader: no
DiscoDuck: which email can I send the shul review to?
YourMoralLeader: lukeisback@gmail.com you are the best!
YourMoralLeader: together we can make a better world
YourMoralLeader: tikkun olam
DiscoDuck: that is true
DiscoDuck: I see the biggest problem today with Judaism is inter-fighting
LukeFordsHairPiece: YLM, do you speak Pig Latin very well?
LukeFordsHairPiece: Discoduck…….you mean….intra-fighting……..as we are all in the same boat, thought some of us are closer to the latrine than others.
YourMoralLeader: i think it’s apathy
YourMoralLeader: yes
YourMoralLeader: fighting means you care
DiscoDuck: where will it be published on your blog?
DiscoDuck: in fighting has always been a problem for the Jewish people
DiscoDuck: the answer to bring moshiach is right there and yet we can’t all get along
DiscoDuck: besides doing mitzvot what are you going to do to bring moshiach yml?
DiscoDuck: I’m not getting audio
guest58: He is doing a commercial
guest58: There is no audio alot of the time
guest58: He did this yesterday
DiscoDuck: Especially with the scruffy beard I could see him dancing with Cunin at the Chabad Telethon
guest58: hey HairPiece, how is it that the YML is answering questions but I dont see him on his key board?
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guest58: Is the guy on the screen the same as the guy in red letters?
DiscoDuck: no that is his evil twin
LukeFordsHairPiece: His moral leadership types in his stead…………..
LukeFordsHairPiece: YLM is a master delegater; his next-door neighbor belches for him.
guest58: Something is very strange
DiscoDuck: his braided arm pit hair?
DiscoDuck: or food particles in his beard?
LukeFordsHairPiece: He keeps fit by having the owner of his hovel eat all the fattening foods he would like to
guest58: I dont think he looks very fit
LukeFordsHairPiece: His rabbi reads his siddur for him.
DiscoDuck: have him do a bmi for you guest 58
guest58: His rabbi must answer his blogs also
LukeFordsHairPiece: His gentile neighbors eat all of his treif.
guest58: what is a bmi?
DiscoDuck: body mass index
DiscoDuck: get out of your cave once in a while
guest58: oh Lord help me
LukeFordsHairPiece: When he passes gas, he blames the nearest dog.
guest58: Which in CA has been eaten by now
DiscoDuck: doesn’t it smell like rose petals?
