Chaim Amalek Live In My Chat Room!

YourMoralLeader:  yo

My mom (despite having the flu) reflects on her experience March 6 in my chat room: "One thing about your contacts, I can rarely understand what they are on about, but sex is in there somewhere. What’s the goddamit bit about? Sorry about the Lukey. I think they got shy with me on."

DSVN:  Is that the Jerusalem sun shining in your room?
YourMoralLeader:  yes
DSVN:  Do you ever get any real interesting conversations in this chatroom?

User rum  entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  sometimes
YourMoralLeader:  yo rum
YourMoralLeader:  my man
DSVN:  Hey rum, how are you?
rum:  Great
DSVN:  Has YML holiness elevated your day today?
rum:  hanging out with the misus
rum:  Luke did you take the air today…any exercise?
rum:  you look a bit pasty in the face
DSVN:  Rum, you in the hood?
rum:  go outside and take a brisk walk around The Hovel…get the blood surging
rum:  I’m in MY hood
YourMoralLeader:  must get some nourishment first
DSVN:  What is your hood?
YourMoralLeader:  who art thou DSVN?
rum:  Texas
DSVN:  You are in Texas?
rum:  what you eating Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  granola
rum:  Houston to be exact
DSVN:  I thought our moral leader was above eating………
rum:  my wife always feeds me veggies although I hate them
DSVN:  How could he do something so mundane?
rum:  any good gossip?
DSVN:  He must be doing it to feel what the average plight of those in search of moral leadership………
DSVN:  is like.
rum:  how are the Jewess’ treating you?
YourMoralLeader:  exactly
YourMoralLeader:  they are confusing and confounding me
rum:  business as usual
DSVN:  Does eating imply that there is a digestive track or is it that the food vanishes into a black hole once it passes the mouth?
rum:  8 to 10 Jews killed in Israel
DSVN:  Rumor has it he’s at the apex of the mundane and the supernal……….
rum:  terrorist attack
rum:  market down again
DSVN:  Story still unclear. 8-10 dead on some reports. And exact number of terrorist still unknown.
rum:  the dollar dropping…more costly to visit thailand
rum:  Luke appears to be safe and sound in his Hovel
User DSVN changed their name to PacoimaRebbe.
YourMoralLeader:  I want some scoop
PacoimaRebbe:  The gematria of hovel and sinai are the same. So, this is what Sinai must have been like.
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  what’s it like in pacoima? sounds goyish
rum:  Is Goyish a derogotory word for christian
guest1:  sorta
PacoimaRebbe:  It’s ripe with gangster, drugs, prostitution and other sorts of vices. It’s prime terittory for YML.
guest1:  gimmmme scooooooooooooooooop
guest2:  where are you from?
guest3:  What is this place?
guest4:  hola
guest1:  olam haba
rum:  how about goyishcup?
PacoimaRebbe:  Rum, de donde eres?
User guest3 changed their name to Lilithena.
rum:  aqui here in Tejas
PacoimaRebbe:  Talvez tienes una bomba en tu culo.
Lilithena:  Is this an eating cam?
guest1:  yes
rum:  why do people change their names?
guest1:  teaching
PacoimaRebbe:  He exudes morality by sharing his munching.
Lilithena:  I was told I could find a Jewish husband through this blog
guest2:  what is your strange english?
PacoimaRebbe:  But there is no belch to signify the end of the meal………
rum:  Denver airport restricting airport website access…porno I think
Lilithena:  But maybe not.
PacoimaRebbe:  californiaattorneygroup.com
User guest4 left the room.
PacoimaRebbe:  Yes.
Lilithena:  I do not want to marry a lawyer.  Doctor yes, but lawyer no
PacoimaRebbe:  Greps.
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guest2:  do you speack russian?
PacoimaRebbe:  geppu suru.
guest2:  thank you)
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna find out
YourMoralLeader:  I cammed for 12 hours yesterday
Lilithena:  Do you ever turn it off?  What about when lady friends come to visit?
YourMoralLeader:  what did you guys do?
rum:  12 hours..I can’t imagine doing something I enjoy for 12 hours
Lilithena:  Do you get paid for this?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m trying to figure out how to monetize this
rum:  what lady friends?
YourMoralLeader:  I happen to be macking on a high level at moment
Lilithena:  Do you sell drugs?
YourMoralLeader:  no
rum:  monotize..you think people would actually pay to watch you eat granola?
guest2:  where are you from
Lilithena:  Where is this?
Lilithena:  Brisbane?
rum:  you can’t
rum:  get a job  a real one
Lilithena:  Are yu Jewish?  You don’t look Jewish
Lilithena:  But you are wearing a yarmulke
rum:  instead of wasting time you could be delivering mail…keeping fit….401K…
rum:  holidays off
Lilithena:  Hey, show us your tzizits
Lilithena:  Who is this man?
Lilithena:  He sounds sickly
Lilithena:  I can hear bodily noises
Lilithena:  TB?
rum:  Jesus Christ  call a Medic
guest2:  people!!!!!!!!!!what are you doing here& Have you any time&
YourMoralLeader:  000
Lilithena:  Most Jewish women want a doctor, but not a man who needs a doctor
Lilithena:  How did you catch it?
Lilithena:  Needles?
rum:  an Asian Man?
Lilithena:  I will guess that you are a convert to Judaism, and reformed.
Lilithena:  Maybe the mohel used a dirty knife?
rum:  need to quaranteen the Hovel..call the Health Dept
Lilithena:  Everything here screams goy
Lilithena:  So why doyou wear the yarmulke?
guest2:  by)
rum:  Luke you look a bit errrr! scruffy…have you showered today?
Lilithena:  I do not see a yiddishe punim
rum:  did you loose your comb and razor?
guest2:  good buy
Lilithena:  Did you go to Hebrew school?
Lilithena:  No
rum:  hahaaaa
Lilithena:  But I imagne there have been many screams in that room
Lilithena:  Ex-Catholic?
User guest2 left the room.
rum:  the screams begin as soon as he turns the lights on
PacoimaRebbe:  Can’t hear you.
Lilithena:  How big is your home?
PacoimaRebbe:  Still can’t hear you.
Lilithena:  Are you on disability?
rum:  BIG ahahaaaa
Lilithena:  I can hear you
PacoimaRebbe:  His hovel has a secret door that leads into a mansion……….
Lilithena:  very loud
Lilithena:  Nice size study
Lilithena:  How big is the home?
rum:  excuse me but the market is down 215 today…I have to find a gas pipe…or a 13th floor. You you fine people later
PacoimaRebbe:  He pretends to be a mild-manored hovel dweller, while he actually keeps his cape next to his Talis.
User rum left the room.
Lilithena:  Dated?  noooooo
Lilithena:  Why?
PacoimaRebbe:  He actually leads his life as a super hero whose disguise is an orthodox jew.
Lilithena:  Do you have a day job?
PacoimaRebbe:  Call it, Clark Kent who keeps kosher.
PacoimaRebbe:  californiaattorneygroup.com
Lilithena:  the sound is weird
Lilithena:  what do you do to earn a living?
PacoimaRebbe:  http://www.desford.org.au/home/index.php
Lilithena:  No
guest6:  eats cottage cheese and oranges
Lilithena:  you blog?  Who pays you?
PacoimaRebbe:  http://www.desford.org.au/home/index.php
Lilithena:  How much do you make?
PacoimaRebbe:  The same amount you take.
Lilithena:  what kind of car do you drive?
Lilithena:  I will never marry a lawyer
Lilithena:  $200/week?
PacoimaRebbe:  Lilithena. I see you have no greater aspiration than to be a well-taken of womb.
Lilithena:  You cannot afford a wife.
User PacoimaRebbe left the room.
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Lilithena:  A Jewish woman stays home to raise the kids
User PacoimaRebbe left the room.
Lilithena:  You need a bigger house
User PacoimaRebbe (69.237.40.34) entered the room.
Lilithena:  Are you divorced?
Lilithena:  Alimony?
Lilithena:  I am a sturdy woman.
User PacoimaRebbe left the room
Lilithena:  Do you have alcohol problems?
Lilithena:  Drugs?
Lilithena:  I think there is someone for everyone.
Lilithena:  but you did do them all in the past, right?
Lilithena:  Let mesee those tests
User guest7 left the room.
Lilithena:  Then why are you like thsi?
Lilithena:  Chaverim, I don’t think Luke is the marrying kind
Lilithena:  Such coughing!
Lilithena:  Disorder
Lilithena:  Messiness
Lilithena:  A man cannot live like this
Lilithena:  no
Lilithena:  just tests
Lilithena:  date?
Lilithena:  when is this test?
Lilithena:  but when taken?
Lilithena:  how old were these tests?
Lilithena:  WHAT ABOUT HERPES?
Lilithena:  What about HPV?
Lilithena:  Why did you feelthe need for those tests but not for HIV or Herpes?
Lilithena:  Many Herpes people have no symptoms
Lilithena:  and give it to others
Lilithena:  you could have it and not knmow
Lilithena:  why?
Lilithena:  what happened to that girlfriend?
YourMoralLeader:  we broke up
Lilithena:  Where did she go?
Lilithena:  Why?
Lilithena:  Why didn’t you marry her?
Lilithena:  Something is wrong with you to live lke this
Lilithena:  I can tell
Lilithena:  no you
Lilithena:  I live in Boston
Lilithena:  Back Bay
Lilithena:  I visit every few months
YourMoralLeader:  well cool, you should call me 310-274-9723
YourMoralLeader:  what do you do for a living?
Lilithena:  I stay near the Kodak Theatre
Lilithena:  Is this real?
Lilithena:  Are you in some other field you don’t want to talk about?
guest9:  He is real. A good typist, too.
Lilithena:  Pico sounds Spanish
Lilithena:  but millions blog
Lilithena:  How do you pay forgas?
Lilithena:  $4/gallon i read
Lilithena:  how tall are you?
guest9:  Luke, if you make a copy o f this conversation you can give it to every woman who asks you

Lilithena:  Describe your first date
Lilithena:  if we had a date, what would we do?
Lilithena:  So you are picking me up at Kodak theater on Hollywod where the Oscars are
Lilithena:  What do we do?
Lilithena:  Do you like fine dining?
Lilithena:  What sort of woman do youseek?
Lilithena:  This date is on Saturday night
Lilithena:  hovel?
Lilithena:  what sort of woman do you find attractive?
Lilithena:  what is your type?
guest9:  Don’t tell her about the grasshoppers
Lilithena:  Team Angelina or Team Jennifer: which are you?
Lilithena:  yes
User guest11 entered the room.
Lilithena:  grasshoppers?
Lilithena:  do you eat them?
Lilithena:  What is your sign?
Lilithena:  What do you drive?
Lilithena:  You seem smart, so why aren’t you doing better in life?
guest9:  lilith, you’re asking all the right questions
User guest11 left the room.
Lilithena:  I know so many stupid men who have so much, and you seem tohave nothing.  Why?
Lilithena:  My questions have made you pensive
Lilithena:  I can see it in your face
User nicolletista  entered the room.
Lilithena:  Cares of a lifetime
Lilithena:  air man
Lilithena:  You need a woman of means to take care of you
guest9:  true again
Lilithena:  How many books have you sold?
Lilithena:  five is impressive
YourMoralLeader:  my mom might come in here
Lilithena:  4000 x $4/book divied by effort = not much
User guest12entered the room.
Lilithena:  I want to meet mom
Lilithena:  eeemah
Lilithena:  Do youlike european women?
guest12:  what is the subject of the books
Lilithena:  Why aren’t you married?
Lilithena:  You look like a man who was married, but had a hard divorce and AA
User guest9 left the room.
Lilithena:  Do you have any close kiddush friends?
User PacoimaRebbe entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  hey rebbe
YourMoralLeader:  why did you keep flashing me that caattorneys group?
PacoimaRebbe:  for the hell of it………no reason.
YourMoralLeader:  ok
User guest13entered the room.
YourMoralLeader:  bless you
User PacoimaRebbe left the room.
User guest12 left the room.
Lilithena:  Are there any women n your life?
guest13:  i lika to soaka the corks
Lilithena:  Do you exercise?  Do you belong to a health club?
guest13:  do you too soaka da corks  immortal leadershipness?
Lilithena:  Why aren’t youmore than you are?
Lilithena:  What causes this?
Lilithena:  ok
User Toronto entered the room.
Lilithena:  Toronto is a good city
Lilithena:  You might find a wife there
Toronto:  lol   thanks
Lilithena:  Many nice Jewish boys in Toronto
guest13:  women make the best cork soakers
Toronto:  hahah and everything else on the planet
guest13:  especially in toronto
Lilithena:  That space needle makes every manseem potent
User guest14 entered the room.
Lilithena:  Masculine, successful
Toronto:  space needle?
User guest15 entered the room.
Lilithena:  that tower in Toronto like in seattle
Toronto:  hahah the CN tower 
Toronto:  space needle?
Lilithena:  that tower in Toronto like in seattle
Toronto:  hahah the CN tower 
Lilithena:  do you r friends ever fix you up?
Lilithena:  yes, cnn
Lilithena:  you need a matchmaker
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Lilithena:  I need a man who appreciates real women
Lilithena:  Maybe you havedated too many women?
Toronto:  real?
Lilithena:  Maybe yuo are too picky?
guest13:  sometimes one can soak two corks at the one time
Lilithena:  Real women have real curves and do not look like boys
guest13:  cork soakers are born and not made they say
guest17:  lol
Toronto:  you mean fat chicks
Lilithena:  NO
Toronto:  lol
User guest15 left the room.
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Lilithena:  I am height weight proportionate
Lilithena:  How about YOU Toronot?
YourMoralLeader:  Hey guys
YourMoralLeader:  My mom is in here
guest19:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  So watch your language
YourMoralLeader:  hi mom
Lilithena:  Hello Mrs. Ford
YourMoralLeader:  this is exciting
Lilithena:  Why isn’t your son married?
guest14:  Hallo all
guest19:  ur loock like a artits
Lilithena:  Why don’t you talk to him about need of a better home
guest14:  Hi LUke
YourMoralLeader:  hi
guest14:  It’s going grey luv
guest19:  like edit murphy lolll
YourMoralLeader:  hey mom, if you click on "change name" you can be any name you want
Lilithena:  Mrs. Ford, your boy needs a good shave
guest13:  http://www.infectiousvideos.com/index.php?p=showvid&sid=0754&a=playvid
Lilithena:  And a bath
User guest14 changed their name to mum.
guest13:  cork soakers
mum:  I did
Lilithena:  Artists….hipsters!
guest18:  what are ‘cork soakers?’
guest19:  where you live
Lilithena:  Maynard G. Krebs
mum:  OK what do you all want to know about Luke
mum:  Mind you, there’s a lot I don’t know
guest18:  whats his worst habbit?
guest19:  i am french
guest18:  scratching?
Lilithena:  What are his siblings like?
guest19:  phone
mum:  He’ll have to tell you his worst habits.
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mum:  He hasn’t told me
Lilithena:  You should intervene to find him a wife
guest8:  Sons dont tell their mothers their habits
Lilithena:  A man must have his mate, as this man proves
Lilithena:  As his mother,  you should see this as job 1
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mum:  His sister is a lawyer, his brother has a garden nursery and is married with two children. Luke’s voice is dropping out.
guest19:  u speack bizarzly
Lilithena:  I told him
guest19:  dark vador lolllll
Lilithena:  Mum , find luke a wife
mum:  I liked Limly who was 20 years ago
Lilithena:  He should have married her
mum:  Yes, I think so
Lilithena:  this is not working for him
Lilithena:  is it too late for him to marry?
mum:  He’s not that old, is he?
PacoimaRebbe:  Luke, there’s lots of background noise and your voice sounds like it is going through some of disguising
PacoimaRebbe:  machine.
mum:  Luke, I’ve got to go and have breakfast.
PacoimaRebbe:  Luke, you should have your techincal department look into this.
Lilithena:  well, yes if you have a nice setup in life
YourMoralLeader:  bye mom
YourMoralLeader:  thanks mom!
PacoimaRebbe:  yes.
YourMoralLeader:  good to see you!
mum:  Bye Lukey
mum:  Voice is better now
YourMoralLeader:  XOXO
Lilithena:  nice to meetyou
PacoimaRebbe:  Who’s in your techinical department?
User mum left the room.
guest19:  May the force be with you dark vador
PacoimaRebbe:  Yes.
Lilithena:  What sort of man goes into a chat room with his mother?
PacoimaRebbe:  Still background noise.
PacoimaRebbe:  Who is your Mom?
PacoimaRebbe:  Ask one of them……..
Lilithena:  yes, sounds good
guest19:  whas uuuuupppppppp
Lilithena:  Who was your last girlfriend?
PacoimaRebbe:  What is her screen name here?
guest19:  you are in autralia

Lilithena:  Do you own cats?
Lilithena:  Iguess yes
guest19:  i am in france
guest19:  ok los angeles
PacoimaRebbe:  How did you get from AU to LA so fast?
Lilithena:  So you dothis all day long every day?
guest19:  it’s you the coop of beverly hills ? lollll
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guest19:  hi Edith
Lilithena:  What does he really do for a living? Drugs?
Lilithena:  sound off
guest19:  drink a beer is better
Lilithena:  nobody blogs for a living
YourMoralLeader:  My mom says: One thing about your contacts, I can rarely understand what they are on about, but sex is in there somewhere.
YourMoralLeader:  What’s the goddamit bit about?
Lilithena:  drugs or sex or something
YourMoralLeader:  Sorry about the Lukey. I think they got shy with me on.
guest19:  for sex french lover are better
guest19:  lolllll
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YourMoralLeader:  my mom is the best
Lilithena:  This is depessing
Lilithena:  I feel sorry for you
guest19:  hoooooooo
guest19:  ty for cam i go bye
Lilithena:  You should immediately start to call up all of your ex girfleinds and see who you can get back together with and marry her
YourMoralLeader:  why?
Lilithena:  Have you ever been with a man?
YourMoralLeader:  no
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Lilithena:  ok,have you ever slept with a man;
YourMoralLeader:  no
Lilithena:  why not?
Lilithena:  Maybe your problem is that you are closed minded
Lilithena:  A man might be what youneed until you get a woman
Lilithena:  Call all your exes
Lilithena:  what sort of neighborhood do you live in? Black?  Mexican? Hollywood?
PacoimaRebbe:  Where did you get the photo of Bar Refaeli?
Lilithena:  They say that the average manhas three genders
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Lilithena:  the man he says he is, the man he is, the man he wants to be
Lilithena:  What are youlooking forward to most this year?
YourMoralLeader:  finding a wife
PacoimaRebbe:  Does she have to eat books too?
Lilithena:  what do you  find attractive?
Lilithena:  weight range?
PacoimaRebbe:  Lilithlena…………….you intested in Luke?
Lilithena:  He needs a wife
Lilithena:  How do you feel about a woman who has all that you want, plus  wee bit moe?
Lilithena:  more?
YourMoralLeader:  i’m open to that
Lilithena:  I mean down there
YourMoralLeader:  give me a height and weight
Lilithena:  I’ve heard of "chix with dix".  How wouldyoufeel aboutthat?
Lilithena:  soyou are open to that? I just heard yousay that
Lilithena:  If you can handle that little bit extra, I think we’d get along
guest33:  so how’s the narcissim doing?

UncleDason:  i read XXX-Communicated. Interesting
UncleDason:  how r u?
UncleDason:  You ever get bored doing this kind of work?
UncleDason:  lol.  Watching you chew gum is hilarious.
User guest50 (68.190.179.125) entered the room.
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UncleDason:  lol.  your not making that face at me i hope
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User AMALEK (66.108.241.114) entered the room.
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AMALEK:  Man, this room is depressing.
AMALEK:  Both this chat room and the room it comes to us from
guest42:  yo
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YourMoralLeader:  welcome
User guest52 left the room.
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AMALEK:  I don’t know how you do it.
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
YourMoralLeader:  I’m blessed
AMALEK:  You must get a lot of *** on the side from your old contacts in *orn
AMALEK:  This is not otherwise sustainable.
guest53:  get a haircut dude
AMALEK:  I call upon Holly to get into her car, drive over to the hovel, and beat you until you marry her.  Then she will carry you, bodily, into your new car, and make you drive her to your new life with her
AMALEK:  You need a fertile woman with an income to beat you into manhood
AMALEK:  Holly is the one.

CaptainKirksHairPiece:  The beard makes you look more rabbinic……….
CARLINO:  shalom!
YourMoralLeader:  shalom
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CARLINO:  wassup?
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guest62:  kirks been beamed up
CARLINO:  Hey YML stop jerkin around willya?
User MidrashicGirl (98.223.67.246) entered the room.
CARLINO:  What is your message?
guest62:  is this some kind of cult thing going on here??
guest62:  scaring me!!
CARLINO:  I am tryin to find out dudes
fredvun:  u are hot are you gay too?
CARLINO:  stick with me
RussianDragon:  the revolution will not be televised!
CARLINO:  who u talkin to fred?
fredvun:  hey m girl that sounds like a good porn name
RussianDragon:  it’s live on luke.tv
MidrashicGirl:  How did you know?
fredvun:  the homo with the beard
CARLINO:  that is a little rude fred
fredvun:  you have a whore like charm—its all in the name
CARLINO:  give the dude a chance
MidrashicGirl:  Luke is a whore?
RussianDragon:  more or less
fredvun:  he has a 1970 snatch on his face
MidrashicGirl:  How do you know, Fred?
YourMoralLeader:  i respect ur current relationship
RussianDragon:  he is selling himself
CARLINO:  Hey YML put up or shut up you schmuck
guest73:  what a load of b******s!
RussianDragon:  to the highest bidder
YourMoralLeader:  what do you guys want from me?
CARLINO:  Your message?
RussianDragon:  he does playgirl shoots
MidrashicGirl:  I came for action. And distraction.
fredvun:  how much does the leader weigh
CARLINO:  stick with me MG
fredvun:  you look like 240
YourMoralLeader:  170
fredvun:  hey whore
MidrashicGirl:  Who me?
YourMoralLeader:  face is swollen from steroids
fredvun:  what films you do
MidrashicGirl:  Or Luke?
CARLINO:  yea
guest73:  and so rude
RussianDragon:  guess blogs don ‘t earn that much
YourMoralLeader:  please good people
YourMoralLeader:  this room is about ethical monotheism
CARLINO:  I think he is a bah mitzva boy
YourMoralLeader:  let’s try to keep the discussion on a higher plane
guest73:  whats this room about??
fredvun:  what the hell is that i have a ged
YourMoralLeader:  anyone read any good books lately?
fredvun:  dont laugh the beard does not make you look smart
YourMoralLeader:  had any good sex?
CARLINO:  his camera technique stinks
YourMoralLeader:  talked to g-d?
MidrashicGirl:  I have.
guest73:  yes
fredvun:  i love thane!!!
MidrashicGirl:  On both counts.
MidrashicGirl:  What the F?
fredvun:  thats right he is the man
RussianDragon:  why did you change religion luke
YourMoralLeader:  i love thane too
fredvun:  thanw
CARLINO:  frankly he is a bore
YourMoralLeader:  he rocks
fredvun:  thane
fredvun:  thane
fredvun:  thane
guest73:  planet earth’s a good read!
fredvun:  thane
CARLINO:  anyone want any real action?
YourMoralLeader:  WTF?
RussianDragon:  who the f is thane
guest62:  i’m not sure who’s the weirdest in this room!! theres so many
MidrashicGirl:  thane is not a good read.
fredvun:  this is my chat room now b**ches
fredvun:  i own this sit
fredvun:  s**t
CARLINO:  fly me
fredvun:  thane
guest73:  b**ch yourself freddyboy!
fredvun:  thane
YourMoralLeader:  this is like a nightmare
CARLINO:  blow your noses on me
fredvun:  f**k you ill
guest73:  what a t***ER!
RussianDragon:  i am your amoral leader, follow ME
Sahara:  I’m not wierd!
fredvun:  want to fight
MidrashicGirl:  I always have nightmares. This must be my fault.
CARLINO:  I am the ships hanchor chief
fredvun:  you dream of my penis
CARLINO:  lol
guest73:  he’s on something
fredvun:  given you bad dreams b**ch
guest62:  fred your a funny fella
guest73:  yea right freddo, dream on!
RussianDragon:  higher plan he said mmm
fredvun:  ‘thats right i need a cam
CARLINO:  he has not talent
fredvun:  lose the bearded f**k
RussianDragon:  just saw a piece of sleeping with luke ford
RussianDragon:  video clip
RussianDragon:  dawn that’s creepy
YourMoralLeader:  lol
RussianDragon:  you could be norman bates
RussianDragon:  living with his mom
YourMoralLeader:  a lot of people say that

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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