Noah Shachtman writes for the New York Times:
If You Hate Bad Bunny, I Have Bad News for You
Bad Bunny’s performance isn’t just the story of the ascendancy of a single performer, or of one genre, or even of Latin music more broadly. It’s the sign of something bigger still. America’s pop culture today is multilingual, polycultural and international at its very core.
ChatGPT says: The MSM’s enthusiasm for Bad Bunny is not mainly about music. It is about coalition signaling.
1. Why Bad Bunny is perfect for elite alignment
Elite cultural institutions need symbols that do three things at once.
Signal moral progress.
Demonstrate demographic attunement.
Impose low internal risk.
Bad Bunny checks every box.
Spanish-language success proves inclusivity without changing power structures.
Puerto Rican identity signals minority uplift without implicating domestic racial hierarchies too sharply.
Global popularity allows elites to claim they are following reality, not shaping it.
Alliance Theory predicts elites will rally around figures who allow them to look virtuous while remaining in control.
2. Why the praise is so uniform
Uniform praise is a tell.
When coverage collapses into consensus, it usually means the figure has become a coalitional asset. Praising him is a way for journalists, editors, and cultural institutions to affirm shared values to one another.
This is not coordinated. It is incentive-compatible.
If you are a mainstream outlet, disliking Bad Bunny signals:
out-of-touchness
cultural backwardness
possible ideological deviance
Alliance Theory says negative judgments disappear when the reputational cost of dissent exceeds the value of honesty.
3. Why Trump is always dragged in
Notice the ritual contrast.
Bad Bunny equals the future.
Trump equals the past.
This is not analysis. It is boundary enforcement.
Bad Bunny is used as a cultural cudgel to say: our coalition is ascendant, multilingual, global, and morally legitimate. The opposing coalition is obsolete and resentful.
Alliance Theory predicts that cultural figures will be conscripted as proxy warriors in status conflicts they did not start.
4. Why “authenticity” is endlessly emphasized
Authenticity is the key moral credential of modern elites.
Bad Bunny’s refusal to “translate for gringos” is praised not because elites dislike English, but because it flatters them. It says they are sophisticated enough to appreciate difference without accommodation.
Alliance Theory says authenticity talk often masks hierarchy. Only high-status audiences get to consume “untranslated” culture as a virtue signal.
5. Why politics are framed as virtue, not conflict
His ICE comments, gender play, and symbolic transgressions are framed as brave, never polarizing.
Why?
Because they align with elite moral consensus. There is no risk in celebrating rebellion that points in only one permitted direction.
Alliance Theory predicts rebellion is praised when it reinforces the dominant coalition and condemned when it threatens it.
6. Why dissent is pathologized
The op-ed title tells the story. If you dislike Bad Bunny, something is wrong with you.
That is classic alliance logic.
Disagreement is not treated as taste.
It is treated as moral deficiency.
This converts cultural preference into loyalty testing.
7. Why this has little to do with actual listeners
Most Bad Bunny fans are not reading think pieces. The enthusiasm is vertical, not horizontal.
The loudest praise comes from:
legacy media
award institutions
cultural gatekeepers
Alliance Theory says elites amplify figures who help them narrate their own relevance in a changing world.
8. Tell it straight
Bad Bunny may be talented. He may deserve success. None of that explains the near-religious fervor of elite praise.
What explains it is this.
He is a safe symbol of demographic change that flatters elite self-conceptions, humiliates rival coalitions, and requires no redistribution of power.
That is why the MSM loves him.
