Casey: Hey Luke, can you explain to me how I was deluded into voting for Obama last fall?
YourMoralLeader: it felt good
Casey: (Nice posture, btw — not very sunken into your hips at all)
Casey: I wonder why it felt good… I’m about to rage about this guy. Nobody cares about liberty anymore.
Casey: It’s hard to keep my eye on G-d when all this B.S. is so difficult to ignore.
YourMoralLeader: you serve God, my son, by trashing Obama
Casey: Haha… Glenn Beck said today, “To disobey tyranny is to serve God.”
Casey: Have you done Guru Gurmukh’s Kundalini Yoga tape?
YourMoralLeader: no tapes
Casey: No tapes for you? Just classes? How do you afford it all? Credit cards?
Casey: Maybe Obama will declare Kundalini classes “a human right” as part of the healthcare bill…
Casey: Do you ever watch TV?
YourMoralLeader: dallas cowboys
Casey: Oh. America’s team.
Casey: Netflix, yeah?–
Casey: I think you’d like Dexter… about the murderous detective.
Casey: There’s a good underplot of fatherstuff.
Casey: it’s a Showtime series… you can get it on instant download. I was watching last week and thought about you… not because of the murder, tho’
YourMoralLeader: i’ve started watching it
YourMoralLeader: is there sex/ nudity?
Casey: You like it? Yeah — there is some… with some really fine women, too. But not so much that it’ll give you an opportunity to lust.
Casey: unless you pause it or something whack like that.
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
"You are like the Howard Stern of the Alt Right." (Frame Game Radio)