How Did He Vote For Obama?

I am live on my cam:

Casey: Hey Luke, can you explain to me how I was deluded into voting for Obama last fall?
YourMoralLeader: it felt good
Casey: (Nice posture, btw — not very sunken into your hips at all)
Casey: I wonder why it felt good… I’m about to rage about this guy. Nobody cares about liberty anymore.
Casey: It’s hard to keep my eye on G-d when all this B.S. is so difficult to ignore.
YourMoralLeader: you serve God, my son, by trashing Obama
Casey: Haha… Glenn Beck said today, “To disobey tyranny is to serve God.”
Casey: Have you done Guru Gurmukh’s Kundalini Yoga tape?
YourMoralLeader: no tapes
Casey: No tapes for you? Just classes? How do you afford it all? Credit cards?
Casey: Maybe Obama will declare Kundalini classes “a human right” as part of the healthcare bill…
Casey: Do you ever watch TV?
YourMoralLeader: dallas cowboys
YourMoralLeader: netflix
Casey: Oh. America’s team.
Casey: Netflix, yeah?–
Casey: I think you’d like Dexter… about the murderous detective.
Casey: There’s a good underplot of fatherstuff.
Casey: it’s a Showtime series… you can get it on instant download. I was watching last week and thought about you… not because of the murder, tho’
YourMoralLeader: i’ve started watching it
YourMoralLeader: is there sex/ nudity?
Casey: You like it? Yeah — there is some… with some really fine women, too. But not so much that it’ll give you an opportunity to lust.
Casey: unless you pause it or something whack like that.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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