Bob: so, whats happening?
YourMoralLeader: beats me
Bob: so what is the purpose of your site
Bob: may I be as bold to ask
YourMoralLeader: moral leadership, sir, and nothing less!
Bob: could you please expand on that please
YourMoralLeader: it’s very subtle
Bob: quite a broad subject
YourMoralLeader: simply by watching me, you will grow morally
Bob: um, thats an assumption sir, with respect
YourMoralLeader: No, it is a divine gift. I am only a vessel for the light.
Bob: and this light comprises?
YourMoralLeader: The Lady of the Lake gave me Excalibur signifying that I, Luke Ford, am to be Your Moral Leader
YourMoralLeader: It is the light of Torah.
Bob: Okay, fine words but I still need proof
Bob: I am watching
Bob: but dont get any moral guidance
YourMoralLeader: My leadership is self-authenticating. All those who are elect by God will understand. The rest will be cast out into wailing and gnashing of teeth. Do you want to gnash your teeth, Bob?
Bob: and by thus you saying, then you condemn me to what?
YourMoralLeader: to free will
Bob: but freewill has a price, right?
Bob: and that price is responsibility
YourMoralLeader: Yes, and you sense that I can see you through your computer, I am looking right into your soul, and Bob, I am deeply troubled.
YourMoralLeader: I see sin and lust and avarice, Bob
Bob: Dont trouble yourself please thats a burden
YourMoralLeader: Bob, I can tell that you are a seeker
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