I had a dream this morning that I was wandering around a dark building in the very early morning when I met a goy who said, “There’s somebody outside with a gun who’s trying to kill us. We need to run. But as you run, please sing ‘Avinu Malkeinu‘ as loud as you can.'”
So I ran outside singing my best Avinu Malkeinu ever and as I tried to remember the words, I woke up. It was 2:54 am.
