JUDEN OF LOS ANGELES – I HAVE RETURNED! A panel of indisputably authentic torah gadols has certified that I am one of you, which means that I am now perfectly free to move in your circles, pray in your temples, and share meals with you and yours. I look forward to seeing you all in my sojourns about the community and wish all of you a happy and healthy new year in which you get whatever God decrees you’ve got coming to you.
Also, I forgive all of you the terrible sins you committed in shunning me all these years.
Shana Tovah!
