JUDEN OF LOS ANGELES – I HAVE RETURNED!  A panel of indisputably authentic torah gadols has certified that I am one of you, which means that I am now perfectly free to move in your circles, pray in your temples, and share meals with you and yours.  I look forward to seeing you all in my sojourns about the community and wish all of you a happy and healthy new year in which you get whatever God decrees you’ve got coming to you. 

Also, I forgive all of you the terrible sins you committed in shunning me all these years.

Shana Tovah!

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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