Category Archives: Torah

Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Luke Ford

This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading →

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Live Torah Talk With Rabbi Rabbs

Posted on June 21, 2010 by Luke Ford

I’m studying this week’s Torah portion — Balak with Rabbi Rabbs. I wonder if I would’ve participated in the cult of Baal-peor for my fair share of those hot Midianite women. I know you think I’m so holy, but I’m … Continue reading →

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Your Moral Leader’s Torah Hour Of Power

Posted on June 19, 2010 by Luke Ford

Watch the whole thing. Luke Ford's Torah Hour Of Power @ Yahoo! Video

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Luke’s Torah Hour Of Power Hosts Monica

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Luke Ford

Join the fun. This week’s Torah portion is Chukkat (Number 19 – 22). Luke Ford's Torah Hour Of Power @ Yahoo! Video

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Live Torah Talk With Rabbi Rabbs

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Luke Ford

This week’s Torah portion is Chukkat (Number 19 – 22). Rabbi Rabbs says a major rav gave him a cheter (permission) to go f*** himself. We delve. From Wikipedia: Chukat, Hukath, or Chukkas (Hebrew: ????, �decree,� � the ninth word, … Continue reading →

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