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Category Archives: Satire
Celebrating The Fourth Of July Chinese Style
A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?" Luke: "No plans." Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park. … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged communist spy, egg roll, monterey park, radio transmitters, state secrets
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Has Monty Python Left The World A Better Place?
Terry Jones says in The Pythons: Autobiography by the Pythons: "…I was talking to a friend who was a teacher in an inner city comprehensive in the ’70s, and they said since Python they’d noticed a change in the adolescent … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged adolescent boys, inner city, monty python, pythons, terry jones
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The Rules of the Game For Kids
I have a part-time job picking up kids from daycare and bringing them home to their loving parents. Because I believe that our every minute is a gift from HaShem, I always carry a book wherever I go. So through … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged game for kids, indirect questions, loving parents, Neil Strauss, social proof, time constraints
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David Suissa: ‘I Heart Shuvuot’
I got a sneak peak at excerpts of David Suissa’s column in next week’s Jewish Journal: In most suburban congregations, other than the occasional blintz offering, no one really talks about Shavout, but last week I had lunch with an … Continue reading
Posted in David Suissa, Satire
Tagged azure magazine, bagel factory, blintz, israel consulate, Jewish Journal, kosher restaurant, moroccan woman, Orthodox Union, shuvuot, vexing issues, yiddishkeit
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