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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Satire
She Shuckled All Night Long
Hat tip to Frum Satire: The lyrics are below: The Alte Rockers: Purim 2009: Parody of AC/DC – You Shook Me All Night Long You Shuckled (AC/Rashi, Jews in Black Hats) She was a text machine She studied kiddushin She … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged black hats, cha dodi, gates of heaven, leather boxes, purity laws, traditional prayer
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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk
Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading
Posted in Satire
Tagged co commander, Jewish Journal, lewd jokes, luke ford, moral leader, orthodox jews
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Looking For A Little Human Contact?
Rabbs and I should discuss this on our Torah Talk as we are constantly jetting around the world to bring enlightenment.
Posted in Satire
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Luke Again Named “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”
AP Wire – For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”. News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged eligible bachelor, hustler magazine, la cienega, luke ford, orthodox community, second consecutive year
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She Threw Acid In Her Own Face To Get Attention
I don’t find the following story hard to understand. I think it is easy to understand. People will do almost anything, including throwing acid in their own face, to get attention. Most people, including myself, grow towards attention in the … Continue reading
Posted in Dennis Prager, Satire
Tagged 26th district, agenda issues, bethany, coffee shop, david dreier, harvard faculty, police spokeswoman, vancouver police, washington state
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