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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Satire
The 12 Steps To Recovery From Bad Use
Hi, I’m Luke. I’m an addict to clenching and pulling down. F.M. Alexander, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change about my use, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander technique teacher, f m alexander, fearless inventory, habitual postures, having had a spiritual awakening, wisdom to know the difference
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No Jeggings
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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Luke Ford Torah Study Doll Hits 10,000 Units Sold!
Shomerica, America’s number one company for products for the Orthodx Jewish Shomer community is pleased to announce it has shipped 10,000 units of its Luke Ford Torah Study Companion Doll. “Our demographic research showed that many Shomer Jews sought Torah … Continue reading
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Tagged fine black suit, luke doll, luke ford, study companion, torah scholars, torah study
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She Shuckled All Night Long
Hat tip to Frum Satire: The lyrics are below: The Alte Rockers: Purim 2009: Parody of AC/DC – You Shook Me All Night Long You Shuckled (AC/Rashi, Jews in Black Hats) She was a text machine She studied kiddushin She … Continue reading
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Tagged black hats, cha dodi, gates of heaven, leather boxes, purity laws, traditional prayer
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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk
Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading
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Tagged co commander, Jewish Journal, lewd jokes, luke ford, moral leader, orthodox jews
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