Category Archives: Personal

It’s All God!

Posted on October 23, 2015 by Luke Ford

* Trying to justify my behavior, I just said, “It’s all HaShem” but all he heard was “It’s a shame.” Darren: “Or it’s a sham.”

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Just Wondering

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Luke Ford

* Wife: “I could reheat something or honey, you could pick up something on the way home piping hot!” * How come escorts advertise the complete “Girlfriend Experience” but not the complete “Wife Experience”? * My friend thinks the worst … Continue reading →

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Would I Give Up Blogging For A Wife?

Posted on October 21, 2015 by Luke Ford

Luke: I don’t think I could take you coming every week, I’d be too jealous of your celebrity. Friend: We are both celebrities in our own worlds. FYI, I’m not enjoying your Twitter style retweeting on fb. Don’t be such … Continue reading →

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How Do I Improve My Social Status?

Posted on October 18, 2015 by Luke Ford

A friend told me today I should go to Jerusalem and get stabbed by an Arab. It would help my reputation in the community and be good for my career. Later in the day, he gave me a modified Heil … Continue reading →

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The Right People

Posted on October 16, 2015 by Luke Ford

Luke: “I converted to Judaism 22 years ago. Where’s my seat on the board of a bank or a movie studio?” Friend: “You have to pay me, and Chaim and Shlomo $10,000 a month for three years, and then we’ll … Continue reading →

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