Category Archives: Personal

Who Cares About The World?

Growing up as a Seventh-Day Adventist on Seventh-Day Adventist college campuses in Australia and California, I often encountered the attitude, “Who cares about the world?” The more traditional the Adventist, the more likely he was to have this attitude. Traditional … Continue reading

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It’s All God!

* Trying to justify my behavior, I just said, “It’s all HaShem” but all he heard was “It’s a shame.” Darren: “Or it’s a sham.”

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Just Wondering

* Wife: “I could reheat something or honey, you could pick up something on the way home piping hot!” * How come escorts advertise the complete “Girlfriend Experience” but not the complete “Wife Experience”? * My friend thinks the worst … Continue reading

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Would I Give Up Blogging For A Wife?

Luke: I don’t think I could take you coming every week, I’d be too jealous of your celebrity. Friend: We are both celebrities in our own worlds. FYI, I’m not enjoying your Twitter style retweeting on fb. Don’t be such … Continue reading

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How Do I Improve My Social Status?

A friend told me today I should go to Jerusalem and get stabbed by an Arab. It would help my reputation in the community and be good for my career. Later in the day, he gave me a modified Heil … Continue reading

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