Category Archives: Personal

I Still Got It

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Luke Ford

Some guys thought this woman had the hots for me, so her friend called her about me and after he reminded her who I was and where I was sitting, she said, “Oh, is he straight?”

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How Does The World Work?

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Luke Ford

These ruminations were inspired by a recent David Klinghoffer blog post. I assume that you accept evolution. (With Dennis Prager, I believe that God created evolution.) I notice that the more I use evolution to explain the world, the less … Continue reading →

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Alexander Comedy

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Luke Ford

Is there a big market for Alexander Technique comedy? I have not found lessons to be the ideal situation for the full monty of my range. And then there’s that awkward thing whereby when you make fun of the way … Continue reading →

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Jews In Trouble

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Luke Ford

My rebbe says: Perhaps you should go to law school. You could be the Aussie Jimmy McGill. I can totally see you representing drug dealers and yeshiva bachurs in trouble. In fact, that could be your specialty: Jews In Trouble. … Continue reading →

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Putting A Jolt In Your Allahu

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Luke Ford

* Friend: “At least Sanders and Trump are honest.” Luke: “I don’t think Trump is particularly honest.” Friend: “He’s basically honest.” Luke: “As honest as my invoices.” * Dermatology is the best medical specialty, because your patients never die and … Continue reading →

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