My rebbe says: Perhaps you should go to law school.
You could be the Aussie Jimmy McGill.
I can totally see you representing drug dealers and yeshiva bachurs in trouble.
In fact, that could be your specialty: Jews In Trouble.
Where you explain to the goyim the God-given ways of the Jews and how they can lead to misunderstanding with the goyim.
This time of year causes many misunderstandings, such as when a Jew sells his chometz to a goy, and the goy tries to take advantage by expecting to get paid.
