Category Archives: Personal

To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

I’ve dated a lot of girls who went to Harvard, but yeah, none of them wanted to marry me. Darren Melamed Tell us about all the girls who DID want to marry you. Luke Ford They were co-dependent and didn’t … Continue reading

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Could Prolonged Abstinence Turn Me Into A?

A concerned Jew tells me: “It isn’t healthy for you. At the rate you are going one of these skinhead types will want to gay sex you and when you refuse, they’ll kill you.” Chaim Amalek: “I’m sure you could … Continue reading

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Perhaps I Was Wrong

So this is how one relationship ended for me. We had been going out for a year, broken up half a dozen times. She was ten years younger and an Eight. We had finished dinner. She had eaten only a … Continue reading

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I Strive To Be A Blessing Wherever I Go

* As a good Jew, I spend much of my day educating people. Whenever I explain that nature color codes, they start cracking up, protesting, and warning me that I could get shot for saying such things. * A lot … Continue reading

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What Do You Do With The Mexican Jewess?

Look, I’m not a racist or anything, but every time I meet a Mexican Jewess, I am impaled on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, they’re female and Jewish, on the other hand, they’re Mexican. I have … Continue reading

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The Despair That Grows With Age

A bachelor tells me: “I live in the big city, and yet socialize less and less. There’s a certain despair that grows as you stay single and age. I see it in your posts as well. I sometimes think the … Continue reading

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Robert Stark Interviews Me About Narcissism

Topics include: How Luke was diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder(from Luke’s Bio) Maladaptive Daydreaming and the Fantasy World How Narcissists are dependent on constant attention or narcissistic supply How Narcissism affects Luke’s blogging and the topics he writes about How … Continue reading

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What Do You Think Of Husbands Who Always Put Their Clients On Hold To Take Calls From Their Wives?

When Rudy Guiliani ran for president in 2008, he was knocked for taking a call in the middle of a speech and putting the audience on hold so he could talk to his wife. I notice a lot of guys … Continue reading

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Out Of The Loop

It’s dark. I know there’s no parking, but I don’t want to pay for Uber or a taxi. I must go to the party because I am honored to be invited and because UCLA makes my heart race (it was … Continue reading

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Smells Like Teen Spirit

Many people ask converts to Judaism if they feel accepted by other Jews and some converts complain about a lack of acceptance. I’ve found that most Jews I’ve known accept me 100% as Jewish and treat me indistinguishably from others … Continue reading

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