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The Future Mrs. Ford

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O.J.: Made In America

Part one. It’s a hot night in Los Angeles. Around 1 a.m. Sunday, I give up trying to sleep and watch the fifth and final installment of this superb ESPN documentary series. The show brings back memories. I moved to … Continue reading

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Growing Up

Most of my addictions feel related to my unwillingness to grow up and take on adult responsibility. I prefer the easy way out. Certain people, umm like me, just develop the mentality that others will take care of them. Many … Continue reading

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Dear Luke,

A goy professor writes: One thing about Judaism is that if you hang out in there long enough, as you have, I imagine you don’t much rub shoulders with functionally illiterate 32-year old women… too bad for you, right? Haha. … Continue reading

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I Turn 50 May 28

I got my first AARP card in the mail about a month ago. I’m at that awkward stage of life where I don’t like to go to Jewish functions without buying a table, but I don’t like to buy tables. … Continue reading

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