Category Archives: Personal

It’s My Mom’s Birthday

With my mom:

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I Roam Where The Buses Don’t Run No More

Oz tweets: “@lukeford Half of what you write makes me think you’re a danger to yourself and others.” * The Los Angeles city business tax man came by and I’m hearing this Jew complain, “It’s like Germany 1937.” * Haredim … Continue reading

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Tuesday Musings

* I notice a personality difference between myself and my Ashkenazi friend. I tend to go along with whatever my experts (doctors, dentists, nurses, accountants, lawyers, techs, customer service, etc) tell me while my friend raises holy hell when things … Continue reading

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If I Were Born An Orthodox Jew, How Would I Feel About Luke Ford?

If I were born Jewish, I might well have some apprehension about this “Luke Ford” chap. If I born and raised an Orthodox Jew, if I had lived my life as an Orthodox Jew, I’d find Luke Ford very weird. … Continue reading

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Perhaps Something More Classy?

Shirley Temple and Gary Cooper in the 1934 movie Now and Forever. My rebbe says: Pro-tip: you need to get rid of that banner photo ASAP and the mentality behind it as well. >Spanking girls? Spanking girls so young Mohammed … Continue reading

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Monday Musings

* Luke: “How was your weekend?” Mexican Friend: “I went to a wedding.” Luke: “Did you have mariachi singers?” Mexican: “It was a white wedding.” Luke: “Boring! A bunch of cold aloof people, right?” * A friend says: “I saw … Continue reading

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Musings

* We live in an age in which it is wonderful if a man wants to cut his dick off or take it up the tuches, but woe to him if he is a middle aged white man and dares … Continue reading

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Musings

* I get it that young women must tell people that our relationship is purely platonic, but why do that have to add “LOL”? * There’s a type of girl who’s just really nice to everyone, smiles at everyone, is … Continue reading

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Jews & Traffic Tickets

I got a traffic ticket Wednesday for turning right on Roxbury off Pico Blvd beside the Museum of Tolerance. I realized later there are two big posted signs saying you can’t turn right between 3pm and 7pm. Every Jew I … Continue reading

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Network Spinal Analysis

Every week I trade work with a Network Spinal Analysis practicioner. I find the work invaluable. He told me last night, “Trust your passion.” I started letting go of unnecessary tension and my breath freed up and I got a … Continue reading

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