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Category Archives: Personal
Tuesday Musings
* I notice a personality difference between myself and my Ashkenazi friend. I tend to go along with whatever my experts (doctors, dentists, nurses, accountants, lawyers, techs, customer service, etc) tell me while my friend raises holy hell when things … Continue reading
If I Were Born An Orthodox Jew, How Would I Feel About Luke Ford?
If I were born Jewish, I might well have some apprehension about this “Luke Ford” chap. If I born and raised an Orthodox Jew, if I had lived my life as an Orthodox Jew, I’d find Luke Ford very weird. … Continue reading
Perhaps Something More Classy?
Shirley Temple and Gary Cooper in the 1934 movie Now and Forever. My rebbe says: Pro-tip: you need to get rid of that banner photo ASAP and the mentality behind it as well. >Spanking girls? Spanking girls so young Mohammed … Continue reading
Monday Musings
* Luke: “How was your weekend?” Mexican Friend: “I went to a wedding.” Luke: “Did you have mariachi singers?” Mexican: “It was a white wedding.” Luke: “Boring! A bunch of cold aloof people, right?” * A friend says: “I saw … Continue reading
Musings
* We live in an age in which it is wonderful if a man wants to cut his dick off or take it up the tuches, but woe to him if he is a middle aged white man and dares … Continue reading
Musings
* I get it that young women must tell people that our relationship is purely platonic, but why do that have to add “LOL”? * There’s a type of girl who’s just really nice to everyone, smiles at everyone, is … Continue reading
Jews & Traffic Tickets
I got a traffic ticket Wednesday for turning right on Roxbury off Pico Blvd beside the Museum of Tolerance. I realized later there are two big posted signs saying you can’t turn right between 3pm and 7pm. Every Jew I … Continue reading
Network Spinal Analysis
Every week I trade work with a Network Spinal Analysis practicioner. I find the work invaluable. He told me last night, “Trust your passion.” I started letting go of unnecessary tension and my breath freed up and I got a … Continue reading
Happy Hump Day!
* I was going about my way humbly and quietly, following G-d’s commandments, and the shiksa next door says to me, “Happy Hump Day!” L-rd, send Moshiach now! * Just heard a Jewish parent berate his teenage kid for putting … Continue reading
Occupied Bathrooms Are Bad For The Jews!
Oy vey! I’m in pain! I take all these magnesium tablets at night to help me sleep, but the next morning, there’s hell to pay. Chaim Amalek: “You should burst into that occupied bathroom like a Zionist settler immigrating to … Continue reading