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Category Archives: Personal
If You Want To Be Taken Seriously, Then You Must…
I find the "If you want to be taken seriously, then you must do X, Y, Z" rhetoric obnoxious. I don’t know how many people have asked me, "Do you want to be taken seriously? Do you want your blog … Continue reading
Posted in AIPAC, Israel, J-Street, Personal, Shmuley Boteach
Tagged american jewry, anti semite, israel lobby, knuckle draggers, rabbi shmuley boteach, snappy comeback
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Repentance
I can’t remember the last time I made a meaningful apology to someone. I must be a great tzaddik who never does anyone harm. I hate empty ritual. I hate it when someone says, "If I have done anything bad … Continue reading
Posted in Orthodoxy, Personal
Tagged empty ritual, mishna, orthodox jewish life, paraplegics, pious words, tzaddik
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Thanks For Lunch!
I email a friend: "Thank you for lunch! It was delicious, as was your conversation… You look amazing for a woman of your age." She responds: "Nice neg." I respond: "I didn’t know you knew about negs…" She resonds: "I’m … Continue reading
Her Deepest Darkest Fantasy
I have a woman whose deepest darkest fantasy is to see me kiss another woman. What if she wants me to kiss more than one? The prospect of making out with a whole string of beautiful young women fills me … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged black suit, grigori rasputin, lad, unabomber, vows
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