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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Personal
Change
"I have to admit you’ve changed my image of Orthodox Jews," said the little old secular Jewish lady to me after hearing one of my rants. "I have to admit I put them in a box. I stereotyped them. But … Continue reading
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A Warning
He walked into the park and found his three friends with their three dogs. "We have to be careful," she said. "The police were just here. They warned us about letting the dogs off the leash." His friends let their … Continue reading
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Tagged facial structure, homeless man, orthodox judaism, quot quot, roshei yeshiva, three friends
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I Love Dogs
I had three of them in my arms last night.
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Luke’s Employment Prospects 2009
Helpful writes: Given the current economic situation coupled with Luke’s spotty employment history, shabby appearance and questionable work ethic I can see the following as viable career opportunities for our hero:
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Luke Ford – Life Coach
Helpful writes: Have you considered being a life coach? You could inspire others through your words and deeds. I’ve suspected for sometime now that Luke has been vending his seed through one of these celebrity look-a-like sperm banks. How much … Continue reading
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Tagged brad pitt, life coach, luke ford, sperm banks, wad
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