Category Archives: Personal

Why Won’t I Write On Pleasanter Topics?

Dear Id, It was great to meet you last week at shul.. Very rarely does one meet such a bright, funny fellow. I have not read critically, but there’s obviously a theme here around self-promotion of the bad-boy you.  This … Continue reading

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‘I Want To Spend The Night With You In A Sleazy Motel’

My life is a series of failures. Saturday night I drive 45 minutes to a bar in Silver Lake to celebrate Matt Welch’s new book only to realize that the party is Oct. 20. Sunday I afternoon I wander the … Continue reading

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I Know This Guy – Brian Surewood (Gilbert Barnes) Charged With Attempted Murder

Michael Fattorosi has been retained to defend Brian Gilbert Barnes. Gene Ross reports: Brian Surewood and this other guy Gamboa Ayon are at a stop light and there’s an altercation. Surewood and Ayon are playing some game of chicken. Surewood … Continue reading

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The Man Who Ran Lukeford.com In The Years After I Sold It Is Dead

Oct. 10, 2007 News Report from the Morgan Hill Times: Morgan Hill – The identity of a man found dead in a motel room the afternoon of Sept. 29 has been confirmed, according to the Santa Clara County Coroner’s Office. … Continue reading

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That Looks Like Me On The Cover Of Esquire’s October Issue

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Intervention

A friend of mine lost a girlfriend to drugs. Last time I saw her (about six weeks ago), she was hot. Now she’s skin and bones. My friend is trying to help her but he IM’d me Sunday morning by … Continue reading

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Torah Weirdo

The Luke Ford Fan Blogger has good news: I’ve found a publisher for my unauthorised biography of Horrid Boy™ tentatively titled Torah Weirdo: Sex, Religion and Luke Ford. The book will be published next spring by Verso Press — well … Continue reading

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Shocking New Narcissistic Low For Luke “I Love To Be Nekkid In Public” Ford

From the Luke Ford Fan Blog: I don’t know where this photograph was taken. Judging from the background, it could be prison. Perhaps Horrid Boy™ has (finally!) been locked up. The crime? Probably something to do with being an obnoxious, … Continue reading

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I Get Dunked

Sunday afternoon in North Hollywood, six people paid $20 each for the chance to hit a ring and dunk me. The money went to the U.S. military. My ex Holly Randall threw out the first ball to wild applause. Video:  … Continue reading

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Torched By T.J. Simers?

Before I went on AM 570 KLAC’s morning show (hosted by KNBC sportscaster Fred Roggins, Los Angeles Times columnist T.J. Simers and his daughter Tracy) July 12, I was warned that T.J. was down on blogs and would rip into … Continue reading

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