Category Archives: Personal

‘You’re A Powerful Man’

I chatted with a friend over Shabbos. Out of the blue, she said, "You’re a powerful man in this community. People fear you." "Good," I said.

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Why Be Good?

In the summer of 1995, I wrote Dennis Prager a letter (15 months earlier, I moved to Los Angeles to work for him, the job fell through) asking for his permission to develop his ideas on how to be a … Continue reading

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The Joy Of Yoga – Have You Noticed My Spiritual Growth?

I was Marc Germain’s radio show Thursday night for 30 minutes. Marc: "What’s happening with you?" Luke: "I just got back from yoga. Have you noticed a certain spiritual change in me?" Marc: "You dabble in almost everything." "Have you … Continue reading

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‘Man On Wire’ (2008)

Last week, I watched this documentary: "On August 7th 1974, a young Frenchman named Philippe Petit stepped out on a wire illegally rigged between New York’s twin towers, then the worlds tallest buildings. After nearly an hour dancing on the … Continue reading

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I’m Singing Live On My Cam With The DVD ‘Mama Mia’

Click here to sing along. More on "Mama Mia." ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line ChaimAmalek:  Only beard growth ChaimAmalek:  You need to retool yourself for the Obama years. ChaimAmalek:  … Continue reading

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Did ‘The Pianist’ Have A Point?

I saw this movie with a gorgeous shiksa in a dark and empty theater and one thing led to another and we were groping each other in the dark like there was no tomorrow. Pictures of the Holocaust do that … Continue reading

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Lonely Ladies

Over the past 24 hours, I’ve had two women tell me they’re depressed and lonely. I love it! I love it when people confide in me. It makes me feel important and trusted.

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I Just Lost A Friend

I was scanning my Facebook page and saw an update from someone I don’t know but who is one of my Facebook friends: "…is infatuated with the freecredit.com guy. Cute, Cute, Cute!" Call me a homophobe, but I can’t stomach … Continue reading

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‘Pets Are Like People’

"Freddy just got cremated," said the woman. "I’m so sad. I just brought home his ashes." "Pffft," I said. "You don’t think pets are like people. I think pets are like people." "They’re like people for people who don’t have … Continue reading

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I Am Finally Proud Of My Country

Watching the inauguration today, I was proud of my country for the first time. Now, please, never ever accuse me of racism.

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