A Strong Stream

I’m walking on Pico Blvd Friday afternoon when a stream of urine appears in front of me. I trace the stream to its source — it is a black boy, about nine years of age, pissing out from the bus stop.

The sheer comedy of the moment seizes me and I look the kid in the eye and give him a goofy grin.

Immediately, the boy and his friend start accusing me of being gay.

Ashamed and frightened, I hurry on my way.

I must learn to control my reactions when I encounter people urinating in public.

D. emails: “Sunny Jim, those young lads weren’t “accusing” you of anything. They were simply stating an obvious fact. You’re a bloody ponce. A poof. A fair-dinkum abomination to your mum and me.”

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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