Land Acknowledgments Are Big In Australia And They’re Coming To America

Graeme Wood writes: Long common in Canada and Australia, land acknowledgment is catching on in the United States and already de rigueur in certain circles. If you have seen enough of these —I have now watched dozens, sometimes more than one at the same event—you learn to spot them before the speaker even begins acknowledging. In many cases the tone turns solemn and moralizing, and the speaker’s posture stiff, as if preparing to read a confession at gunpoint. One might declare before, say, a corporate sales retreat: We would like to respectfully acknowledge that the land on which we gather to discuss the new line of sprinkler systems is in Mi’kma’ki, the ancestral and unceded territory of the Mi’kmaq. The acknowledgment is almost always a prepared statement, read verbatim, because like all spells it must be spoken precisely for its magic to work. The magic in this case is self-absolution: The acknowledgment relieves the speaker and the audience of the responsibility to think about Indigenous peoples, at least until the next public event….

Earlier this month, Microsoft’s annual Ignite conference began with a land acknowledgment so bewildering to viewers that it went briefly viral. But it was not abnormal among statements of this sort. The emcee acknowledged that the company’s headquarters, one square mile of land outside Seattle, was “occupied by the Sammamish, Duwamish, Snoqualmie, Suquamish, Muckleshoot, Snohomish, Tulalip, and other coast Salish people… since time immemorial.” She noted that the tribes are “still there” but offered no connection between the past and today. Few if any of the baffled viewers would deny the historic presence of these peoples amid the sacred groves that later produced PowerPoint and Clippy, the Microsoft Word mascot. But in the absence of context, the effect of this parade of names was to suggest that for thousands of years the Indigenous peoples were crammed onto the Microsoft campus uncomfortably like canned salmon, doing who knows what, until Bill Gates arrived in the late 20th century to turn them into programmers.

In Judaism, you should say 100 brachas (blessings) a day. In Australianism, you should say 100 G-days a day. Either way, you get charged up because you’re opening up channels to connect with the people around you. Emotional power comes from attuning oneself to others and out of connection, comes energy and an ethic. When you connect, you build a morality. When you’re joined with others, certain things become right and wrong.

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Considered Armed & Dangerous, Do Not Approach

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Working my way out of my Piriformis Sydrome (11-29-21)

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I Return To The Bong

I went back to Cooranbong Sunday, the place I spent most of my first 11 years. My dad taught Religion at Avondale College.

Rocky Point at Lake MacQuarie (where I was baptized in 1982).

My childhood home on Currans Road.

The Point in Cooranbong near my home.

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Democrats have a crime problem (11-26-21)

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Translating Inspiration Into Perspiration

Because I’ve often lacked normal levels of human connection, I’ve often had an above average need for meaning and inspiration. This intense yearning has often led me in absurd directions, but even when I went in a good place, the feeling of being on fire didn’t give me the power I needed to change my life. I couldn’t consistently translate inspiration into a higher level of behavior. The inspiration would flow through me (from synagogue or yoga or 12 step work or whatever idea I was enthused about in the moment) and then flow out of me. It would be gone when I needed it most.

The only answer that makes sense to me for this problem is human connection. If I don’t translate inspiration into human connection, it dissipates rapidly. The only way to sustain God’s power in my experience is through bonding with other people. God without human connection for me is just an abstract thought of limited use. One thing I love about 12 step programs is that they are God with skin on them. I’ve never felt so consistently the presence of God as I have in 12 step rooms when I hear from people whose lives were hopeless until they found a Higher Power.

So when I get inspired and enthused and delighted in God, I have to translate that into being of service to others such as my co-workers, bosses, clients, family and friends. Unless I connect to others, there’s no recovery for me and no lasting change. Inspiration without connection is just cheap grace.

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Ahmaud Arbery verdict brings the racial healing to America (11-25-21)

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By The Shores Of Bondi Beach, We Wept For Jerusalem

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Running Towards My New Life

This started out as a vacation and it has turned into adulting. I’m spending all of my time setting up my Aussie Medicare, getting an Aussie phone, bank account, tax ID number, Aussie passport, get out my resume, apply for jobs… I make sure to run everything by wiser heads than mine…I’ve been talking to friends about the prospect of me moving to Sydney. They are all positive about it. They think it is a good fit. They, so far, don’t think I am running from something, but running towards my family and my best interests.

Ocean temperature and outside temperature are about the same in Sydney — 67 F. I went snorkeling for the first time in many decades on Friday, and it was after walking about 16 miles around Sydney, and I found myself gasping for breath. Cold water is humbling.

I’m a good swimmer, but I haven’t done much swimming in many years, so I got exhausted fast, had to dog paddle over to the side and catch my breath…repeatedly…but then I got to pat the gropers, these are amazing fish, they let you pet them. They are the official fish of NSW!

Not too many sharks so far, either on land or out to sea.

You change your situation and you change yourself. The things that concerned me in Los Angeles — the Dallas Cowboys, the UCLA Bruins — don’t concern me as much here. I’m more worried about Australia’s test cricket team.

Dallas lost to Kansas City 19-9 today and it did not rank in my top ten concerns. If I had been home in Los Angeles, it would have been a top three worry. Amari Cooper is out for two games with Covid? Well, I’m wondering if Pat Cummins has the right stuff as Australia’s cricket captain. (For those who don’t know, Australia just lost its prior captain, Tim Paine, to a sexting scandal.)

I’m looking at my countless subscriptions — such as to Amazon Prime, Washington Post, WSJ, New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Netflix, Youtube TV, the Athletic, Dallas Morning News, and I am steadily canceling them.

I walk down the street in Sydney and I feel connected to the people around me. I didn’t usually feel that in LA. I didn’t feel much in common with most residents. Most of the time we didn’t even speak the same language.

I didn’t come to Australia with any intention of moving here, but it was that first early morning walk along the Coogee beach that made me think that this is paradise and I can live here. You can see the switch happen live as I transition from vacation mode to new life mode:

I had no intention of coming to Sydney on this trip. I’ve spent less than two weeks here in my whole life. I was planning to fly into Brisbane and spend my whole vacation in Queensland. But New South Wales and Victoria don’t have mandatory quarantines for returning visitors (due to these states’ high vaccination rates), so when a place to stay appeared in my email box, it appeared just easier to fly into Sydney.

So I came here on a fluke and fell in love with the place on one early morning walk beside the sea and now I’m ready to give up on LA and move down under.

Sydney Harbor Bridge

A lot of Yanks who watch Fox News ask me if Australia is a police state. Mate, if this is tyranny, then I don’t want to be free.

Smiling Arab emails:

What’s up, Luke? After nothing for probably a year, YouTube elected to show me your videos again today. I take it this means the algorithm agrees with your decision to return, like the salmon, to the waters which spawned you.

Reading this I feel EXTREMELY jealous. Did you read Michel Houellebecq’s “Submission”? You are the buxom Jewish student fleeing a hostile France for aliyah in Israel and I’m the professor of nonsense that’s been fucking you, realizing that there’s no fleeing this sinking ship for me, I have nowhere else to go, and I’m going to have to somehow navigate this shithole and it’s probably past time I came up with a plan to do that.

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The WASP Question Revisited With Professor Andrew Fraser

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