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She Put Her Hands Over Her Ears

Posted on May 3, 2009 by Luke Ford

I was reciting kiddish Friday night with great fervor and this woman put her hands over her ears. Oy vey! Maybe I should ask Rabbi Y.Y. Rubinstein for help with my kiddish singing.

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Wahe Guru – What Have You Done To Me?

Posted on February 25, 2009 by Luke Ford

I’m in yoga. I went to be flexible for my Torah class later in the evening, flexible enough to see alternative readings of the sacred text, alternative interpretations, alternative ways out of religious obligation. We’re asked to move our mats … Continue reading →

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Am I Going To Nail Them Soon?

Posted on October 24, 2008 by Luke Ford

No. The Torah forbids me and they are both taken. My interest in them is purely intellectual. You secular people will never understand such wholesome friendship. From a Torah perspective, sex is holy. One does not nail one’s wife, nor … Continue reading →

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I Don’t Need Them

Posted on October 15, 2008 by Luke Ford

I had some painful surgery recently. It was entirely elective. I decided to get rid of a couple parts of my body. I handed them over on Monday. "Here, please keep these for me," I said. "I don’t really need … Continue reading →

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I’m Live With Leah Kleim

Posted on May 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

Click here to join the fun. My Leah Kleim interview. LeahKleim:  gmorning sunshine LeahKleim:  can you help me YourMoralLeader:  work the stick ok? LeahKleim:  heck yeah YourMoralLeader:  you drove? LeahKleim:  oh no, not that stick LeahKleim:  I couldnt even start … Continue reading →

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