No. The Torah forbids me and they are both taken. My interest in them is purely intellectual. You secular people will never understand such wholesome friendship.
From a Torah perspective, sex is holy. One does not nail one’s wife, nor does one pork her, nor bang her, nor give her the ol in-out. Nor is there any of that "bang boom" so callously glorified in that movie "You Don’t Mess With The Zohan."
Joe: "Did you fulfill the mitzvah of peru u’revu from this parsha?"
No. Oy. I’ve failed again.
On the positive side, I’m auditioning for ZZ Top.
PicoRob: Luke, did you know that Bill Maher is Jewish?
PicoRob: He has a Jewish mother, and thus is forever welcome in all the temples that you have been kicked out of.
guest11: But he was raised Catholic
PicoRob: True, but according to Jewish ritual law, he is Jewish.
PicoRob: Besides, his family left Catholicism years ago.
PicoRob: (All this from his film "Religulous")
guest11: I saw the movie, it sucked, like he does
PicoRob: It had its moments.
PicoRob: But then he picked a soft target
PicoRob: Especially here….it is safer and easier to ridicule the religious than to challenge the Obamite
