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I’ll Rock You Like A Hurricane On My Cam!

Posted on April 18, 2008 by Luke Ford

Are you ready baby? Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane. Come on, come on, come on. It’s early morning The sun comes out Last night was shaking And pretty loud My cat is purring And scratches my skin … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged bitch, desire, hurricane, lips, Love, ready baby, scratches, sting, sun, wolf | Comments Off

When Is She Ready To Kiss?

Posted on March 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

Among the most scary parts of life are when you lean in for the first time to kiss a girl. I’ll be thinking about it for hours or days sometimes. Other times I’m feeling real strong and smooth and I … Continue reading →

Posted in Dating | Tagged caveman, cheek, excuse, first move, game, grad student, lips, massage, playing basketball, puppets, purgatory, relationship, stares, swoop, tongue | Comments Off

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