‘Who still talks of the extermination of the Armenians?’

Brad A. Greenberg blogs:

In honor of not one, not two, but three op-eds in this week’s Jewish Journal addressing the Armenian Genocide, I’ve decided to resurrect a post from April, pasted below. I also recommend reading a story The Forward published online Wednesday that said, "Turkish, Israeli and American Jewish officials held frantic consultations in the past week in an effort to defuse a diplomatic crisis."

All of the recent verbiage was, of course, inspired by Anti-Defamation League chief Abe Foxman, who two weeks ago fired his Boston director for criticizing the ADL’s refusal to urge the U.S. and Israeli governments to use the "G" word. He then had an about-face, saying the Ottoman actions against the Armenians was "tantamount to genocide," and finally Foxman rehired the man he had just canned. (No, Foxman did not also offer David Lehrer his old job back.)

"We were comfortable calling what had happened massacres and atrocities, and had implored the Turkish government to come to terms with its past. Its not a reversal so much as more clearly getting involved in the discussion," ADL western director Amanda Susskind said in a phone interview. "And if we are going to get involved in the discussion, yes we are going to call it genocide. Of course, there will still be American military and political consequences."

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Ner Israel Rabbi Alleged Abuser

Phil Jacobs writes for the Baltimore Jewish Times:

The whispering got louder in the summer of 2006. Rabbi Moshe Eisemann, 71, a beloved longtime Ner Israel Rabbinical College scholar, teacher and author, was associated with the words "alleged molester.

A Baltimore-area pulpit rabbi and Ner Israel colleague left Rabbi Eisemann off the invitation list to his daughter’s wedding, because of the uncertainty of it all.

The blogs, the Internet sites, were teeming with allegations of molestations by many rabbis, including Rabbi Eisemann. There have never been any complaints or charges filed with the police against the rabbi.

When students identified themselves as victims to Ner Israel, the school allegedly chose Rabbi Yaakov Hopfer, president of the Baltimore Vaad HaRabonim, to look into the accusations.

Rabbi Hopfer, spiritual leader of Shearith Israel Congregation in Upper Park Heights, is not on the faculty or staff of Ner Israel. He did not return two telephone calls to the Baltimore Jewish Times made in early August of this year. His response could have cleared up much of the speculation. He also chose not to respond to a personal letter mailed to him by the Jewish Times on Aug. 5, 2007, pertaining to the status of Rabbi Eisemann. The letter was referred to by Rabbi Eisemann in a recent conversation he had with the Jewish Times.

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Shul Shopping For The High Holidays

I’ll be interviewed on KNBC TV at 5:45 p.m. talking about my Los Angeles synagogue ratings.

Here’s the audio.

Anchor: "But now finding the right synagogue for you could be just a click of the mouse away. Channel 4’s Cary Bergland’s live in Hollywood with more."

The graphic says "Temple Ratings."

Cary stands outside Kol Ami, the gay Reform temple on Sunset Blvd.

Cary: "…Casual observers may be trying to figure out where they will spend the high holidays this year. The synagogue shopping has begun.

"This is Luke Ford and this is Luke Ford’s website, Lukeford.net. This website is where, among other things, Luke rates and reviews Los Angeles-area synagogues."

Luke: "I want to go to every synagogue I can and check out the atmosphere and get a sense of the rabbi and the congregation… I want to get a feel for what it is like to be Jewish because I am new to this."

Cary: "To understand why Luke’s website has become the most popular Jewish blogger site, you have to understand Jewish congregations. They each have distinct personalities…"

"Luke…says he’s visited more than 50 temples in the L.A. area and he describes each one in detail on his site. So, if you’re new to the area, newly out on your own… Luke’s the go-to guy to find where the go-to temple is for you, even if you only go for the high holidays."

Luke: "Unless you form several close friendships in a synagogue, you’re going to drop out."

Cary, live in Hollywood: "How do you like that keyboard Luke uses? He says it is because of his carpal tunnel.

"Luke says he’s not always welcome in certain synagogues because of his reviews, but Rabbi Eger says today is the first day she’s heard of him."

Fred emails: "If the KNBC crew is still there, tell them I depend entirely on Luke for my spiritual and ethical guidance.  If it weren’t for him, who knows what sort of trouble would ensnare me."

This was my first media appearance that I could show to my mother without shame.

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The Day I Replaced Jim Otto

I went to Placer High School with intense linebacker Jim Otto Jr.

When he didn’t like the questions I was asking about the football team, Jr. gathered some teammates and picked me up and threw me in a dumpster.

CBS came to our school in 1983 to do a story on great athletes and their sons. They covered a Placer Hillmen football game featuring Jim Otto Jr. on the playing field while his dad cheered him on from the stands.

Jim Otto Sr. (former all-pro center for the Oakland Raiders) owned a string of fast food restaurants in Auburn (45-minutes drive north of Sacramento).

In 1984, he was approached to advertise in the Auburn Journal. According to the Sports Editor Ron Knies, Otto wanted an article written about him before he’d advertise. Knies refused.

"Why?" I asked.

"You know why," Knies responded. "It’s a matter of pride."

Otto advertised on the local radio station KAHI AM 950 (from 1981-83, I did a weekly news report for the station and then I worked there in the news department from 1985-1987).

We used Otto Sr. as a color commentator for the 1985 Placer County Sheriffs vs. the Nevada County Sheriffs football game.

I guess the station came to view him as difficult as I replaced him for the 1986 game.

I was able to draw on my expertise at flag football and apply it to tackle (I never liked that form of football, too rough).

I guess Otto wasn’t told. I remember him laboring up the stairs to the booth with his bad knees to see the three of us going great guns without him.

Shortly after graduating in 1984, Jim Otto Jr. found God and became a much nicer person.

Jim Otto Sr. had his right leg amputated on August 1, 2007.

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TV debut in sight, TMZ goes back on attack

Tabloid Baby reports:

Corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com is back on the attack, now that the big stories– Britney, Owen, Lindsay and Hogan— are breaking and falling far in advance of its September 10th debut as a short-lived syndicated television series.

In wake of the embarrassing "exclusive" misinformation TMZ spread about the cast of Dancing with The Stars earlier this week (and subsequent bullshit explanation of why they got it wrong), the non-pro kids that Harvey Levin and company hire for peanuts to point video cameras outside exclusive Hollywood nightspots got what they were looking for early this morning, as they baited comedian Andy Dick– refusing his requests to leave him alone– until he took a swing at the taunting team.

TMZ characterized his feeble defense as “smacking the crap out of a camera and ripping the snapper’s shirt” and titled its video Big Swingin’ Dick, but despite the alleged savagery, one of the TMZ enthuses, post-confrontation, “This is funny, being chased by Andy Dick,” as the comic follows him down the Walk of Fame.

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Shul Shopping For The High Holidays

I’ll be interviewed on KNBC TV at 5:45 p.m. talking about my Los Angeles synagogue ratings.

Here’s the audio.

Anchor: "But now finding the right synagogue for you could be just a click of the mouse away. Channel 4’s Cary Bergland’s live in Hollywood with more."

The graphic says "Temple Ratings."

Cary stands outside Kol Ami, the gay Reform temple on Sunset Blvd.

Cary: "…Casual observers may be trying to figure out where they will spend the high holidays this year. The synagogue shopping has begun.

"This is Luke Ford and this is Luke Ford’s website, Lukeford.net. This website is where, among other things, Luke rates and reviews Los Angeles-area synagogues."

Luke: "I want to go to every synagogue I can and check out the atmosphere and get a sense of the rabbi and the congregation… I want to get a feel for what it is like to be Jewish because I am new to this."

Cary: "To understand why Luke’s website has become the most popular Jewish blogger site, you have to understand Jewish congregations. They each have distinct personalities…"

"Luke…says he’s visited more than 50 temples in the L.A. area and he describes each one in detail on his site. So, if you’re new to the area, newly out on your own… Luke’s the go-to guy to find where the go-to temple is for you, even if you only go for the high holidays."

Luke: "Unless you form several close friendships in a synagogue, you’re going to drop out."

Cary, live in Hollywood: "How do you like that keyboard Luke uses? He says it is because of his carpal tunnel.

"Luke says he’s not always welcome in certain synagogues because of his reviews, but Rabbi Eger says today is the first day she’s heard of him."

Fred emails: "If the KNBC crew is still there, tell them I agree.  I depend entirely on Luke for my spiritual and ethical guidance.  If it weren’t for him, who knows what sort of trouble would ensnare me."

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Stopping By The Woods On A Sunny Evening

Just before 7 p.m. Monday, I started walking down a street to get to shul.

I had my tzitzit out and my kipa on.

It was hot and I was sweaty and disgusting.

From 100 yards away, I spotted naked female flesh.

A woman in her twenties sat on the grass smoking a cigarette. She had a drink beside her. She wore shorts and a t-shirt.

My eyes lasered in on her.

So why is this news?

Well, unlike most women I perv on, this one stared right back at me.

I held her gaze for about 20 yards but felt myself flushing.

As I neared to within 30 yards of her, I looked away.

When I glanced back at her, she was still checking me out.

I looked away again.

I found it hard to walk. I kept feeling like I was about to stumble and fall. It took great effort to keep one foot moving in front of the other. I felt myself hunching over.

Nothing like bad posture to snag a chick.

When I closed to within a few feet of her, I looked at her again. She was looking away.

As I walked past her and as our eyes were about to meet, I looked away.

I felt like a right chump.

Normally I’d be bolder but I’ve had nothing but failure with women (and with life) the past few weeks.

I need to change the engine in my van. It’s gonna cost $2300. I’ve spent about $4500 on my 1982 van over the past year. I’m too deeply invested in it to walk away. Too many people told me to chuck it years ago.

How can I face a woman when I can’t even face my Mexican mechanic?

Tuesday evening. I took the same route to shul.

She was sitting on the grass with cigarette in hand and a drink beside her.

I’ve been told that women who smoke are more sexually loose.

This time she wore jeans.

"You’re a regular," I said.

"I need this time to relax," she said.

"See you tomorrow," I said.

Wednesday evening, I walked by her again. She was about to dial on her cell phone.

"How are you doing?" I asked.

She asked me a question in response but I had my headphones in listening to Howard Kurtz’s book on financial news reporters.

I said "Good to see you" and walked on.

A wild furious joy beat in my heart.

At shul, I paid little attention to the liturgical prayers and maximum attention to the prayer in my heart: "Dear God, if you will just give me this woman, I’ll promise to do everything else You said."

Dear readers, please add your own prayers on my behalf.

Normally when I get to this point in a relationship I start writing about the woman on my blog and it queers everything.

I guess I don’t really need a woman. I’ve got a blog.

And my mommy.

Thursday, when I walked by at 6:20 p.m., she was not there.

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The Decalogue, dangerous? Advice for a society that cringes at commandments

I just finished reading David Klinghoffer’s new book, Shattered Tablets: Why We Ignore The Ten Commandments At Our Peril.

I don’t have much to say about it because I agree with it.

Rod Dreher writes:

Mr. Klinghoffer cites the work of noted Baylor University sociologist Rodney Stark, who found that across global cultures, the degree to which individuals believe in a personal G-d indicates how likely they are to behave morally. You don’t have to believe in G-d to be good, but it demonstrably helps. Mr. Klinghoffer identifies the loss of the Ten Commandments’ as responsible for America’s cultural crises.

No surprise there: What else would you expect a believing Jew (or Christian) to say? But here’s the thing: This is essentially the same conclusion reached by the late Philip Rieff, an agnostic who was one of the 20th century’s most important social critics.

Mr. Rieff, a sociologist whose most important work dealt with psychology and religion, taught that all cultures develop from prohibitions, that is, the creative tension between the commanding "Thou shalt not" and the assertive "I will." We now dwell in an anti-culture, according to Mr. Rieff, in which we no longer feel the pull of old prohibitions against the expression of individual instinct and will to power.

In biblical terms, we have lost the fear of the Lord — and in Mr. Rieff’s telling, the absence of "holy fear" makes us terrors unto ourselves and one another.

Not a big fan of The Awareness Center, David Klinghoffer quotes approvingly Rabbi Matis Weinberg on page 199.

If fear of God is as important as Klinghoffer claims, then why does he live in the least religious part of America?

When I interviewed David a few months ago, he said: "Seattle is very goyish. That’s one thing that makes it not as interesting a city as New York. In many ways, it’s a very gentle place. Seattle has a lot of problems. I write about the consequences of secularism in the North-West — the most unchurched region in the country — in my new book on the Ten Commandments."

Well, if the consequences of secularism are so heinous, then why does Klinghoffer choose to pitch his tent in the middle of it?

David says he likes trees. Seattle has little Torah but lots of trees. Are trees more important than Torah? If Torah is more important than trees, then why wouldn’t one live in a Torah center (if one has a choice)?

I suspect that in reality David likes secularism a lot more than he lets on or he wouldn’t live where he does. If God, Torah and religion were so important, then Seattle would be a less hospitable place than the Bible Belt. If the Ten Commandments are so important, then why doesn’t David live in Jerusalem or the Bible Belt? Wouldn’t that be putting one’s family where one’s books are?

To me, the sacred texts of the Jewish tradition are clear that the proper place for a Jew to live is in Zion. That I don’t live there is because I am lazy and I’m OK with not living up to all of Judaism’s requirements.

Like David, I believe in God and Torah and the Ten Commandments. Yet I choose to live on the West Coast, which is far less religious than the East Coast.

According to his book, David employs a babysitter sympathetic to witchcraft. If witchcraft is as bad as the Torah says, then why would one employ a babysitter who dabbles in it?

David devotes several pages to denouncing gossip. He only talks about the harm that gossip does and ignores the benefits of gossip (principally that it enforces social norms and it warns people about danger).

(Similarly, throughout the book David only discusses the bad parts of secularism and ignores the good things that come from secularism. He largely ignores the bad things in Judaism and Christianity and only emphasizes their virtues.)

Gossip is often inaccurate and done privately, making it easy to condemn. But there a value more important than accuracy and accountability and that is merit. If the result of gossip is more meritorious than deleterious, then in that instance gossip is good.

What the heck do I mean?

Let me share a painful example.

Moishe posts about me to FailedMessiah:

Steve and Yochanan, I agree but you wouldn’t be so generous when he is feeling up your teenage daughter and whispering suggestive comments into her ear during kiddush. That’s why he has been thrown out.

If you can get a hold of them, read all of his bragging posts on Protocols from 2 years ago. He is relying on people’s short memories to clense himself.

By the way, most of these frum girs are so sheltered that they don’t realize that a butt-grab or an arm stroke along with a "good Shabbos" in shul is a problem, they tend to be confused and shocked and move on to ignore it. Its not abuse, just pushing the limits.

Let us say those allegations (like much of gossip) are completely false (that’s my contention). Are they therefore without merit? No. The underlying message of this post is that I am dangerous, that I violate community norms, and that I seek a predatory sex life.

Well, I certainly don’t act like that in shul today because I’d be thrown out. But I can’t say that those accusations are without merit. They are a warning to the unwary. They enforce social norms. They let people know I’m a male whore (who hasn’t had any customers in a few years).

Even though I did not do any of the things in that post above, I earned it with my gross behavior. I am lascivious and I do lack boundaries.

I deserve that so-called gossip and slander because I’ve been a bad boy.

I don’t like it when people say false and horrible things about me, but most of the time I realize I brought it on myself.

For every condemnation of gossip in the Bible, there are an equal number of admonitions to protect the innocent. Also, the Bible and the Talmud have no compunction about publicizing and condemning behavior that violates social norms.

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Why Doesn’t Anyone Hire My Mom To Write An Article About Me?

She’d be a much better choice than that tosser Brad E. Greenberg.

Mom emails:

Any luck with the girlfriend scene? Lovely weather here since the big storm blew over. They had severe flooding up at Noosa, but not as bad as in 1992. How’s your work going? Working on any new books? I am doing an assignment on dad’s views on prophecy for [an Australian university]. I have done two long interviews with him, took 7 hours to transcribe the first one, 9,500 words and I have another about the same length to do.

I am doing a graduate diploma in local, family, and applied history and accidentally signed up for a class on church history in USA and Australia. I asked could I write about your dad for an assignment, and they said ‘Yes’. It’s only 6,000 words. It’s going to be on how his ideas of prophecy developed, which books inspired him and how it led to a separation from the SDA denomination. Really any scholar working in eschatology would find it hard to function in SDAism. 

People are always after my mom to write about my dad but I’m much more important than he is. I don’t get it.

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Who Has to Commit Suicide in this Town to Make the Front Page?

Mickey Kaus writes:

I couldn’t believe–just a few days after their prospective new owner gave them a lecture on how they had to give customers the news the customers wanted–that the editors of the L.A. Times would run the Owen Wilson suicide-attempt story on page B3. And they didn’t! They ran it on page B-4. With a little box on B-1 featuring the riveting headline, "Actor hospitalized." … Let’s see: A leading money-making actor, "one of Hollywood’s top comedy stars," at the peak of his career, slits his wrists. … In Los Angeles. … Where movies are not just gossip material–they are what cars are to Detroit: the big local industry. Page B4! …

Once again, across the continent, three hours behind, the New York Post had plenty of time to put a much better story on its front page. … I have run out of ways of saying that the LAT is a pathetic stuffy, faux-newspaper run by respectable liberal twits and doomed to die! Janet Clayton, the paper’s respectable, life-sapping AME, should take an Annenberg School slot while she still can.

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