To the girl on the Metro with the cleavage

From the Best of Craigslist:

when you got up in the morning and got dressed, you chose to wear an outfit that partly reveals your boobs. you have a mirror. you knew. i didn’t force you to wear it.

in fact, when you bought this item, you knew that you were going to wear it, in public, and it would be revealing your tits a little (or a lot). make no mistake, i applaud you for this. but what i’m getting at, is that we both know you were showing off your rack. don’t lie, it’s not very subtle. and don’t pretend it’s a fashion thing. it’s a hooter thing.

so when you buy the top, and wear it, in the summer, in public, and you’re going to stand in front of me, guess what.

I’m going to look at your boobs.

first off, you should be flattered. i looked at them because they are nice. you should be upset if you were showing off your knockers and i didn’t look at them. actually, them being nice is why i looked at them repeatedly. the first peek was more of an instinct. guy-instinct. we can’t help it. after that, we just want to see as much of it as we can. to us, boobs are like the Godfather parts I and II. we can watch them over and over and never get tired of them.

anyway, yea, i looked at your cans. a bunch of times, actually. now, i understand no one likes to be stared at. this is why i did in fact look around the rest of the metro to see if there was anything else interesting to look at. unfortunately there were no other hot babes, no bums, no cute babies, no one was wearing a Slayer reign in blood tour shirt. nothing. so i went back to your melons. sorry. it was a boring ride, and they were right in front of me. but i think you forget that i was nice enough to focus on your funbags, as opposed to alternating between them and trying to make eyecontact. now that would have been ungentlemen-like. i realise no one finds true love over a pair of jugs on the orange line. it’s just not realistic. so i kept my head down, stood in a position as to be not overly obvious about my staring, made sure i didn’t get a semi (i got real close once, but i handled it), and tried to be as polite about the situation as possible.

so anyway, i just thought you should know my point of view on what happened. i am not a pervert. i was just a man on a metro. a man who saw something that pulled his mind out of the daily routine, and i held onto it dearly (not literally, ofcourse, though that would have been pretty sick). but as you can tell from this long posting, i do feel slightly bad about my behaviour. so to make up for it, i have decided, with pain in my heart, to release you from my spank bank.

i think it is fair to say we are even now. i think i did see a hint of slight animal lust in your eyes when you gave me that annoyed look and got out of the metro. so if you are reading this, baby, i’d really like to take you on a trip… a motorboating trip.

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Fuego Movie Premiere Oct. 29 At AMC In Marina Del Ray

Click here for photos and report.

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‘Sex had been the currency of her life…

…and soon she’d be broke."

A beautiful line from Richard Russo’s beautiful novel, "Bridge of Sighs."

From Publishers Weekly:

Richard Russo’s portraits of smalltown life may be read not only as fine novels but as invaluable guides to the economic decline of the American Northeast. Russo was reared in Gloversville, N.Y. (which got its name from the gloves no longer manufactured there), and a lot of mid–20th-century Gloversville can be found in his earlier fiction (Mohawk; The Risk Pool). It reappears in Bridge of Sighs, Russo’s splendid chronicle of life in the hollowed-out town of Thomaston, N.Y., where a tannery’s runoff is slowly spreading carcinogenic ruin.At the novel’s center is Lou C. Lynch (his middle initial wins him the unfortunate, lasting nickname Lucy), but the narrative, which covers more than a half-century, also unfolds through the eyes of Lou’s somewhat distant and tormented friend, Bobby Marconi, as well as Sarah Berg, a gifted artist who Lou marries and who loves Bobby, too. The lives of the Lynches, the Bergs and the Marconis intersect in various ways, few of them happy; each family has its share of woe. Lou’s father, a genial milkman, is bound for obsolescence and leads his wife into a life of shopkeeping; Bobby’s family is being damaged by an abusive father. Sarah moves between two parents: a schoolteacher father with grandiose literary dreams and a scandal in his past and a mother who lives in Long Island and leads a life that is far from exemplary. Russo weaves all of this together with great sureness, expertly planting clues—and explosives, too—knowing just when and how they will be discovered or detonate at the proper time. Incidents from youth—a savage beating, a misunderstood homosexual advance, a loveless seduction—have repercussions that last far into adulthood. Thomaston itself becomes a sort of extended family, whose unhappy members include the owners of the tannery who eventually face ruin.Bridge of Sighs is a melancholy book; the title refers to a painting that Bobby is making (he becomes a celebrated artist) and the Venetian landmark, but also to the sadness that pervades even the most contented lives. Lou, writing about himself and his dying, blue-collar town, thinks that the loss of a place isn’t really so different from the loss of a person. Both disappear without permission, leaving the self diminished, in need of testimony and evidence. If there are false notes, they come with Russo’s portrayal of African-Americans, who too often speak like stock characters: (Doan be given me that hairy eyeball like you doan believe, ’cause I know better, says one). But Russo has a deep and real understanding of stifled ambitions and the secrets people keep, sometimes forever. Bridge of Sighs, on every page, is largehearted, vividly populated and filled with life from America’s recent, still vanishing past.

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Medical Board of California accusation leads to surrender of San Diego physician’s medical license after he pleads guilty to molesting an 8 yo girl

SACRAMENTO — Facing charges of unprofessional conduct before the Medical Board of California, San Diego physician Stephen Gene Kolkow has surrendered his license to practice medicine. The stipulated surrender of his medical license was adopted on October 17, 2007 and became effective on October 24, 2007.

In this case, Kolkow had been charged with general unprofessional conduct under Business and Professions Code section 2234 as a result of his admitted sexual abuse of a minor female family member [while she was aged eight to eleven]. Kolkow had also been charged under Business and Professions Code section 2236 with having been convicted of crimes substantially related to the qualifications, functions, or duties of a physician and surgeon, and with being subject to mandatory revocation of his medical license under Business and Professions Code section 2232 as a result of his criminal conviction sentence requiring him to register as a sex offender (Penal Code section 290).

On August 24, 2005, a total of thirty-six (36) felony criminal charges were filed against Kolkow in San Diego County Superior Court. On August 8, 2006, Kolkow pled guilty to thirteen (13) felony counts of lewd acts on a child under 14 years of age (Penal Code section 288(a)), and one (1) felony count of oral copulation of a person under the age of 14 (Penal Code section 288(a)(c)(1)). On January 29, 2007, Kolkow was sentenced to ten (10) years in state prison, imposition of which was stayed by the court, placed on five (5) years formal probation, ordered to serve 365 days in county jail with credit for 190 days already served, ordered to pay fines and restitution and to register as a sex offender pursuant to Penal Code section 290.

After Kolkow’s arrest and while the criminal case was pending, he had been suspended from the practice of medicine since November 14, 2005, as the result of a Petition for Interim Order of Suspension previously filed by the Office of the Attorney General on behalf of the Executive Director of the Medical Board.

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Saving Justin Berry

David France writes in New York magazine:

Times business reporter Kurt Eichenwald thought he was doing a noble thing by rescuing a teen from the Internet sex trade. He didn’t know how much it would cost him.

In his remarkable twenty-year career as a New York Times business journalist, Kurt Eichenwald has seen himself as a kind of crusader—shedding light on the world’s dark places, uncovering wrongdoing, bringing criminals to account. Lately, however, the pursuer feels like the pursued. “I had no idea of what I was taking on. I had no idea of the magnitude of the evil of these people,” he tells me. “This is an organized-crime business, these are people—we’re not talking about people with an affinity for Scotch—they spend their days talking and living and breathing the sexual issues of children.”

Two years ago, Eichenwald wrote a sensational front-page story in the New York Times about Justin Berry, a teenage pornography star who ran an enormously lucrative business from his room while his mother thought he was doing homework. The article resulted in congressional hearings, arrests, book-and-movie interest, and an Oprah episode. Eichenwald followed that first story with disturbing reports about illegal child-modeling Websites and self-help chat rooms where child molesters perfect their strategies. The Berry piece was impressive in its vividness. Law-enforcement agencies seized upon it as the definitive word about a sordid, teeming underworld, and parents inclined to worry about the dangers of the Internet were given reason to worry much more.

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Two Women Charge Santa Monica Doctor Lawrence Harold Resnick With Paying Unprofessional Attention To Their Breasts

This amended accusation was filed Sept. 5, 2007.

The women are aged 52 and 43. They complain the doctor exposed them unnecessarily, rubbed them unnecessarily, and spoke to them about unnecessarily private things.

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Susan Booth Moore and Adam Robert Tschorn Cover Fashion For LA Times

She likes to chew her gum loudly on the front row of fashion shows.

They married in June 2003.

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The Three Surges

Mickey Kaus writes:

Will three surges late in his term salavage Bush’s presidency? 1) Petraeus’ ‘surge’ in Iraq; 2) Bernanke’s rate-cutting liquidity surge to prevent the economy from sliding into recession; 3) The new border enforcement surge, which might tighten the unskilled labor market so the economy looks good from the bottom as well as the top (and save Bush from whiffing completely on a signature issue)?

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IslamoFascism Awareness Week – Dennis Prager Stuns Them at UCSB

From PoliticalVindication.com:

The question and answer period was an hour long and it sure felt like it. Dennis Prager sailed through it, shifting from pointed argument to playful bantor regardless of the hostility rising from the interrogator; it was fun to see those that obviously despised his message chuckle at his word play. But the challenges were predictable. When the lines formed after the speech, every green shirt in the crowd looked to be standing with notes in hand (green was the color of dissent). The first question came from a Muslim student – he railed against the fascist label and insisted Israel and America were the fascist aggressors in a world otherwise peaceful. The next man at the mike was a disheveled suit waving a book emblazoned with the title “The Israeli Lobby.” He said he would follow Dennis around until he interviewed the authors on his show about the fact that Jews were running American foreign policy and that Jews like Dennis formed a “fifth column” loyal only to Israel. Dennis took it well, but called the man an antisemite for such ignorant views, which so enraged the man that the police officers who were at every exit slowly moved to surrounded him. Someone yelled “Don’t tase him, bro!” and everyone laughed. Then Dennis yelled “Tase him, tase him!” and the laughter doubled.

Students were hung up on the Islamofascist moniker – in their minds there was only one fascist in the world today, and he was sitting in the white house. They wondered why Dennis was trying to slander the whole Islamic religion, and why he dismissed the Israeli hunting of innocent Palestinians and the support by Christians of Bush’s war on Iraq as not equal to the “overhyped” reports of Muslim violence in the Western media. Dennis demolished such relativistic notions of morality, explained that he viewed the Iraq war as a moral war, and explained again the import of unhinged reactions by Muslims over a cartoon whereas Christians endured a crucifix drowned in urine with only calls for a boycott. Moderate Muslims needed to take back their religion, he repeated, and groans erupted as the green bandannas around the room shook their heads in disgust. When another dismayed student bemoaned our loss of support from the international community, Dennis slammed the international community as a moral vacuum, having done nothing in situations of such depravity that failure to confront them proved utter corruption or cowardice. The crowd was buzzing when he announced that in those cases where evil ran rampant, the only ones to step up were decent countries willing to pick up arms and confront it, and that included America, and that was why America was superior to so many other countries. Such appeals to ‘jingoistic militarism’ had peaceniks gritting their teeth, but the rest of us applauded his words.

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Young Israel Of Century City Rabbi Elazar Muskin Held Up At Gunpoint Friday Night

He was not hurt.

Pico-Robertson has had a rash of these incidents (recently and over the years).

Is this going to be the impetus for armed Jewish protection patrols?

Crime is the most important issue in Pico-Robertson. Who’s going to respond?

Joe emails:

When are people buying houses in Pico Robertson going to realize it is a slum.

Go one mile east from Pico-Robertson and you are in a shooting gallery with lots of pissed off minorities living in cruddy apartments, probably owned by some of the members of the Orthodox community. The area is just way too dense not to have some garbage (other than the felons mentioned on this site) lying around. I dare anyone to walk down Corning or Holt Street with a yarmulke and the people in the east of Robertson area better have a sixth sense or a six shooter.

You do not see the non-Jewish citizens out at night – and Jews should not think that we are on a better plane – if you want to walk to synagogue, travel in numbers or pack some heat in addition to the booze you are bringing to the shalom zachor.

The valley community is similar, one mile north is mexi/arme/disgusting people land and there was a shooting that just missed taking out a group of walkers. The rabbi had to beg people not to walk alone.

This is LA under Villalaraza where illegals are running wild and somehow there is a decreasing crime rate, just like there is no inflation and just like there is economic growth.

Brad A. Greenberg writes in the June 8, 2007 Jewish Journal:

As dusk turned to dark on the first night of Shavuot, one rabbi, who asked not to be named, was mugged at knifepoint on Rodeo Drive near Olympic Boulevard as he was walking home after services. Eight hours later, five Orthodox men were walking down Pico Boulevard near Sherbourne Drive when a van pulled up and two men jumped out waving handguns. Less than a week later, another Jewish man was mugged in Beverlywood.

"All we want to do is be left alone and be able to go to shul and spend time with our families," said Cliff Alsberg, who handles security at Aish Los Angeles. "But these people are coming in and disrupting our lives."

Los Angeles police have attributed 11 robberies of about 30 people — including many non-Jews — to three teams of suspects. Five people, comprising two of the teams, have been arrested and charged; three men believed to be members of the third team have been arrested but not yet charged.

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