May You Take Viagra On Shabbos?

From FrumSatire:

I received this via email from a friend, sounded interesting and I bring it to you for your contemplation. Kind of reminds me of the post “Is marijuana kitnyot?”

A well respected San Francisco psychoanalyst and a member of the Board of Trustees of Beyt Tikkun Synagogue (and frequently published author in the pages of TIKKUN) has brought the following question to our community, and hopes that its best Talmudic scholars might think more about it:

Is it okay to take Viagra on Shabbat?

There are two differing schools of thought on whether you can take Viagra on Shabbat: Beit Shammai forbids the ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate the infraction of erecting a structure (”boneh”). Beit Hillel says do not read it as “bon eh” but as “boner,” and permits the ingestion of Viagra before sundown so long as the Kabbalat Shabbat takes less than one half hour to complete, the kids are asleep, and your wife doesn’t have a headache.

And what bracha/blessing does one say before taking the Viagra pill?

There is a choice of four blessings:

1. Borei p’ri ha-eitz – blessing over the fruit of the tree;
2. Boruch Atah HaShem zokeif k’fuffim – bless you God for straightening those who are bent;
3. Ya’aleh v’yavo – arise and come;
4. Boruch Atah HaShem mechayei hameitim – bless you God for raising the dead.

A little follow up to the above…
Yes, the anti-impotence drug has been found to contain a tiny amount of animal matter, rendering it – one would think – treif.
But, Rabbi Abraham Blumenkrantz, an American Kashrut expert, says that, as a medication that adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to mention the rest of the week), it is permissible. But it is banned during Pesach – along with all other agents causing things to rise.

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Your Moral Leader

I’ve made a video to give you strength for the secular week ahead. All who watch this video are guaranteed to have many children, even if you never marry!

These have been difficult weeks to be a Jew. What with the Spinka arrests, the news of an informant among us, oy, it’s been so distressing. What Jews and goyim now need is a strong voice of moral confidence. And that’s what you’ll get in this video.

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Star of HBO Series “The Sopranos” On Birthright Tour

"(IsraelNN.com) Jamie-Lynn Sigler, the actress who played Meadow, the daughter of Mafioso Tony Soprano on the award-winning HBO series "The Sopranos," is currently in Israel on a Birthright tour.  According to Israeli newspaper Yediot Acharonot, the 25 year-old actress is in country to explore her Jewish roots.  She is the daughter of a Jewish father with Greek and Romanian Jewish roots and a Cuban mother who converted to Judaism after meeting her husband.Sigler expressed that she is impressed with the Jewish state."

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James Randi, Journalists, Justice, And Me

I like this blog called "The Macho Response."

Here are excerpts from his latest post:

The strikingly handsome young gentleman pictured above is James Randi. He is a great man. He runs the James Randi Educational Foundation which has been in hot pursuit of the purveyors of nonsense for many, many, years. He once said doing his job is like attempting to drain a swamp with a paper cup. And he was right:

People are (for lack of a better term) stupid, and dealing with stupid people makes it very hard for an intelligent person to do this work, that much I’ve learned since I’ve joined in his effort.

The gentleman pictured above is also James Randi. This is how he looks, today, after all his years of ghost busting and crank calling: Like Popeye with a problem.

What’s his problem? He knows there are killer homeopaths, bogus reporters, politicians who indulge in magical thinking, and worthless psychics on T.V. and elsewhere. But Randi gets very little support from the mainstream media for doing away with any of them. Because I’ve been personally hurt by the influence of this nonsense, that fact tends to make me very angry, thus (for better or worse) The Macho Response.

The asshole pictured above is Uri Gellar. I call him an asshole because he’s made his living (if you can call it that) fooling people into believing he’s had the power to bend metal and read minds. He used to be famous in the United States but Johnny Carson, with the aid of James Randi, put an end to that:

…Donnell, in his new role as an editor, recently sent a reporter to interview me for a story but, unfortunately, he won’t tell me what aspect of my character the article is going to be about. Granted, he doesn’t have to (and I’ve never told anyone what to write about me) but I don’t think it’s going to be about my alarm over my life being derailed by killer quacks, pseudo-science passing as "alternative medicine", the negative influence of Self-Help regimes, or living with someone involved in cults and cultish-thinking. I think it’s going to be about the totally unimportant news of his alarm that he’s, now, friends with a newly-minted black Republican who once made a pretty good anti-war album. Yawn.

Donnell grew up in a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses – but I’ve always been an atheist – so, I guess, it’s understandable that he doesn’t comprehend the trauma I’ve suffered from what some are calling cult affected personality disorder. What hurts is to discover that he and so many others, who’ve been raised to accept cultish-thinking as a normal part of life, may not really even care. Some friends.

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On marrying out

Amy Klein writes:

When I was 25, my Orthodox girlfriends and I discussed at what age, if we weren’t married, we might sleep with someone. The question was deeper than its "Sex and the City" nature might sound (although those girls had made that decision a long time ago).

The question wasn’t just about sex. It was about our entire upbringing, what we had been raised for: to marry young, have children and build a bayit ne’eman b’Israel: propagate the Jewish people. When would we give up on this dream? At what age would we realize that our lives weren’t exactly going according to the plan — a plan conceived by our rabbis and teachers and parents and community and which seemed to work for many people but us — and we’d have to create our own rules?

These days plenty of people in the Modern Orthodox community deviate from the plan — it’s actually common to marry after 25, 30 and still belong to the community — so it’s not as if one small deviation of the road map (sex before marriage) would necessarily consign us to excommunication. And yet, somehow we knew, when pondering the question, that it might.

Now, a decade later, I ask another similar question. At what age does a Jewish woman consider marrying out? At what age does she realize that even that part of the plan isn’t working out? For me it was Plan B, something constructed haphazardly along the way, making addendums and amendments and codicils as time and circumstance demanded, OK, well, maybe I won’t marry my first love, but I’ll marry someone in the community…. OK, well, I’ll date Conservative and Reform Jews … or completely secular Jews … or Jews-by-Choice that my family might not consider Jewish. It’s a slippery slope, as the rabbis used to warn us: First you rip toilet paper on Shabbos and then next thing you know you’re committing murder. Yes, first you don’t get married at 25, and next thing you know a decade has passed and people are beginning to recommend that you give up on the entire Jewish enterprise.

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Anti-Semitic taggers strike in San Fernando Valley

Tom Tugend writes:

Spray-painted swastikas and anti-Semitic graffiti over a wide area in upscale neighborhoods of Encino and Tarzana are being investigated as possible hate crimes by Los Angeles police.

Early Thursday morning, residents discovered the vandalism, which included such insults as "F… Jews" and "Burn Jews," painted in front of four homes along a two-mile stretch of walls along Wells Drive, between Tampa and Louise avenues. At this point, police are not certain of the perpetrators’ motivation and one of the more heavily targeted homes is owned by a non-Jewish family.

Judy Silver, a neighbor whose home was not affected, told TV station KCAL9, "I’m frightened. I don’t know if it’s a sign of the times or if it’s just kids, because we’re surrounded by two schools."

Amanda Susskind, regional director of the Anti-Defamation League, said that her office had received a large volume of calls by citizens expressing their outrage.

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Gandhi grandson resigns after criticism of anti-Semitic article

Brad A. Greenberg writes:

The president of the M.K. Gandhi Institute for Nonviolence at the University of Rochester resigned Thursday amid criticism of a short opinion piece he wrote for The Washington Post online titled "Jewish Identity Can’t Depend on Violence."

Penned by Arun Gandhi, the fifth grandson of Mohandas K. "Mahatma" Gandhi, the article was widely condemned. The essay was first posted on Jan. 7 on WashingtonPost.com’s On Faith blog, a commentary consortium of some of the world’s leading religious scholars. The blog’s editors, Sally Quinn and Jon Meacham published an apology today (Jan 18).

"As “On Faith” readers know, a post by Arun Gandhi on January 7 has produced an enormous response from readers who found Gandhi’s initial remarks anti-Semitic and his subsequent apology insufficient. When we undertook this project over a year ago, we wrote that our goal was to shed light on a subject—religion—that too often generates heat. The Gandhi post failed to comply with that mission, and we can only ask our readers to extend “On Faith” a measure of forbearance and tolerance as the site endeavors to conduct a civil and illuminating conversation. We regret the initial posting, and we apologize for the episode."

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Beth Am Losing Rembaum, Netter

Amy Klein writes: "Temple Beth Am, the flagship Conservative Synagogue, announced that its senior rabbi, Joel Rembaum, will retire in June 2010 after leading the synagogue for 25 years. Rabbi Perry Netter, who has been with the synagogue for 16 years, leading Beit Tefila, a minyan in the synagogue, will also be leaving the synagogue in the immediate future in search of another position. Cantor Jeremy Lipton also is leaving, according to a Jan. 11 letter to congregants."

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The Judas Kiss Before The Spinka Arrests

I hear that most of the members of the Spinka money laundering scam were at a party in Hancock Park on the Saturday night before the arrests. The home? Rabbi(?) Mark Mandelbaum.

The arrests went down Sunday.

Which other Hancock Park Orthodox Jews are also going down?

Yossi (Joseph) Roth, the Orthodox Israeli banker, made bail last week.

Jerusalem Report columnist Caroline Glick rocked Beth Jacob today. She said Israel was only respected when it was strong.

Helpful emails: "I hate to dog pile on you Luke, but damn! The American Beef Council should license that photo with the caption: "This is what a vegetarian looks like. Any questions?" Veal would sky rocket!"

Amy Klein writes for the Jewish Journal.

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Inside Radical Islam

From Dennis Prager:

Prager H1: Dennis speaks with Daveed Gartenstein-Ross, vice president of research for the Foundation for Defense of Democracies and author of My Year Inside Radical Islam: A Memoir. They discuss the current state of Iraq and Pakistan.

   Length: 00:34:23

Friday January 18, 2008
Prager H2: Unhappy people generally believe that happy people have had an easier life than them; and yet most of us have experienced the same amount of pain.

   Length: 00:33:45

Friday January 18, 2008
H3: Open Lines With Dennis Prager
Prager H3: Per usual, callers set the agenda. Issues raised include: difficulty of relating to siblings, Dennis’ favorite comedy movies, who is the best presidential candidate, online courses to get a degree, five questions that God will ask you when you meet him, Dennis’ attitude toward unions, etc…

   Length: 00:33:57

From HughHewitt.com:

01170801 Hewitt: Hour 1 – Hugh talks politics with Columnist to the World, Mark Steyn, and then discusses what to do with Iran with Commentary Magazine editor at large, Norman Podhoretz.

  

Wednesday January 16, 2008
Bill Kristol With Hugh Hewitt
01160802 Hewitt: Hour 2 – Hugh continues his look back on Michigan’s primary, and the upcoming South Carolina and Nevada primaries with Weekly Standard’s Bill Kristol.
   Length: 00:34:31
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