But Will We Dance At Their Simcha?

I want to see how pluralist my Orthodox friends really are…

I love how this story says a Jewish wedding can not take place on the Sabbath. But a wedding on a Sunday between two men? No problemo!

From the LA Times:

Booked

Genaro Molina / Los Angeles Times

BOOKED: Rabbi Lisa Edwards of Beth Chayim Chadashim synagogue presides over an August wedding, one of 40 she will have performed by the first week of November.

Before California lifted the ban on same-sex marriage, a rabbi at Beth Chayim Chadashim in L.A.’s Fairfax district had only one ceremony scheduled for the year. Now, she’s presided over dozens.

Just minutes before donning her prayer shawl, Rabbi Lisa Edwards beckoned the couple she was about to marry and sat them down to run through her checklist. As usual, Edwards had meticulously compiled notes about the ceremony in the pages of a giant black binder.

She reviewed the lineup of guests who would read during the ceremony of the two men.

At the beginning of May, Edwards, the rabbi of the Beth Chayim Chadashim synagogue in Los Angeles’ Fairfax district, had a single wedding on her calendar. Then the California Supreme Court struck down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage in mid-May.

Between mid-June, when gay couples could legally begin marrying, and the first weekend of November, she will have performed more than 40 weddings. All but one are same-sex unions. And that’s not counting her own wedding in July to her longtime partner, Tracy Moore, a fundraiser for public radio, which was presided over by a rabbi and State Assembly Speaker Karen Bass.

Edwards has bounced from small weddings to large ones, from her modest temple on Pico Boulevard to a rambling mansion in Santa Monica called the Victorian. She’s officiated in a Runyon Canyon home and on a Malibu deck. She’s been to Palm Springs, Running Springs and Visalia, where she married two women — who’d been together 37 years — the afternoon before the grandson of one of them celebrated his bar mitzvah. ("They tacked it on because everyone was already there," Edwards said.)

It’s not uncommon for her to double up on Sundays with afternoon and evening weddings. (A Jewish wedding cannot take place during the Sabbath, which starts at sundown Friday and ends at sundown Saturday.)

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Rabbi Shlomo Riskin Ripped As A ‘Colonialist Rabbi’

Philip Weiss blogs:

The Washington Post reports on John McCain talking with Jewish American "leaders," including Rabbi Shlomo Riskin, who asks McCain

"why he won’t ‘hammer’ Obama hard for [the Rev. Wright] association. Riskin, from Brooklyn, is a leading rabbi in Efrat, Israel, where he resides."

Says Blankfort: "Quite apart from the fact that this disgusting Rabbi Riskin from Brooklyn was included in a conference with Jewish leaders, no doubt arranged by the Republican Jewish Coalition, the Washington Post’s Abramowitz lists his current address as Efrat, Israel. It just happens to not be in Israel but outside of Hebron and is home to some of Israel’s most fanatic Orthodox Jewish bsettlers, many if not most of whom are American transplants."

Again, you just want to go out and vomit. This fact was reported by Michael Abramowitz of the Post. Proving again that what I am engaged in, in part, is a Jewish identity project, about unconscious Zionism in the diaspora success class– conducted by someone, me, who has really only taken one active step here: I have actually been to Hebron. And seen Riskin’s intolerant confiscatory religious community. Which some how qualifies him as an American leader?????

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Homeless Take Shelter In A Succah

From the Hartford Courant:

 

sukkah 001.jpgDonna Berman, Hartford’s coolest rabbi and executive director of the city’s Charter Oak Cultural Center, recently built a sukkah on the grounds of the historic center. According to Jewish tradition, sukkot were built by the Israelites as they traveled through the desert — and once again when they settled in Canaan, as shelters during harvests.

Historically, the structures are flimsy, but what it lacks in strength, Charter Oak’s sukkah makes up for in beauty. The sheet-walls are covered with brightly painted pictures, including pleas that God bless Israel, Carmen, and Hartford U.S.A. It sits amid the center’s wildly successful community garden.

Rabbi Berman and others who helped build the sukkah know that at night, homeless people move in. Last Friday, the rabbi noticed someone had put carpeting on the ground within the structure. Later, she met the two men who were living there, and told them they were absolutely welcome to stay, but they had to remove their things during the day.

The structure would normally come down this week, but since people are living in it, the rabbi says she will leave it up. It offers scant warmth on evenings when temperatures dip into the 30s, but with the city’s shelters full to the bursting, at least it’s something.

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Former Congressman Mel Levine Refuses To Debate Republican Jewish Coalition Los Angeles Head Larry Greenfield

The RJC emails:

The Obama campaign is using every tool at its disposal to ban the RJC from speaking to the public. Los Angeles PhD student Omri Ceren has posted an extensively researched and meticulously cited expose on how this tactic is part and parcel of the Obama campaign’s attack on dissent and free speech. The intro is excerpted below, and the entire shocking article is posted at his blog Mere Rhetoric:

Obama shill Mel Levine has never been shy about throwing around his AIPAC credentials. That’s a good strategy given how his pro-Obama arguments are mindbogglingly stupid, but it does beg a question: given how the Obama campaign is on the attack against AIPAC, aren’t Levine’s credentials kind of a bad thing? Maybe someone should ask him about that. Not a Republican though, because they’re not allowed:

Barack Obama’s campaign has decided advisers and representatives of the Democratic nominee for president will no longer debate officials from the Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC). This prohibition led Wednesday to the canceling of a debate scheduled for Sunday at Valley Cities Jewish Community Center in Van Nuys organized by the Council of Israeli Community in Los Angeles [CIC]. Larry Greenfield, California director of the RJC, said he still plans to show up. His counterpart, former Rep. Mel Levine, who is a Middle East adviser for Obama, will not participate in what would have been his fourth debate with Greenfield.

That’s the nice way to describe it. What actually happened is that the Obama campaign demanded that the CIC ban Greenfield from the debate as a condition for their participation. They’re doing the same thing all over the country: no preconditions for meeting Iran but thuggish demands before they’ll sit down with American Jews. And they’re getting really good at this game: have someone spend months organizing a non-partisan event, pull their people out right at the end, and then shriek about partisanship. The only thing left is for them to threaten legal action. Then it would be a perfect replay of how they detonated the anti-Ahmadinejad rally. The CIC, for its part, is pissed:

"It will be perceived as they are chickening out from a debate and they are ignoring the Israeli community and don’t want to face the truth that the McCain campaign is putting out," Linder said. "You are leaving Larry on a stage to put out the information he wants without being rebutted. The Israeli community needs to hear, face to face, both sides, so that people can decide who they want to vote for."

The Obama campaign is saying that they won’t debate because of the RJC’s "continual dishonesty." Which would already be incoherent if the RJC was actually being dishonest – in democracies, debates are exactly how we settle these things. But it’s an especially disingenuous move given how the RJC’s accusations are demonstrably true:

"My appearing with him gives him a prominence that he doesn’t deserve," Levine said when asked about the cancellation Wednesday afternoon by the Journal. "The RJC’s tactics have been continually dishonest, and the campaign has made a decision to not keep getting on the same stage with them." Levine pointed specifically to the RJC’s constant attacks on Israel-critic Zbigniew Brzezinski, who is an Obama foreign policy adviser but not concerning Obama’s Israel policy, and its claims that Obama would meet with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without preconditions. Indeed, Obama has said he would meet with leaders of rogue nations, but Ahmadinejad, a rabid anti-Semite, isn’t the head of Iran. Ayatollah Khamenei is.

Two things going on here. One, the Obama campaign is embarrassingly pathetic when it comes to addressing the valid concerns of American Jews. Two, they seem hell-bent on using their political power to prevent anyone from pointing that out.

Nice to see Obama finally claiming Brzezinski. Last time the campaign got pushed on it, they trotted out Wexler to say that Brzezinski was "not an adviser to the campaign and has done no work for the campaign." So either they’re lying now or they were lying then (hint: they were lying then – and they knew just who to go to). But being almost honest doesn’t make this argument any less asinine. Brzezinski believes that US tensions with Egypt, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, and Saudi Arabia are caused by US support of Israel. So when Obama asks him how the US can repair relations with Egypt, Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, and Saudi Arabia – what exactly do you think he’s going to tell him?

I’m also glad that Obama is finally admitting that he’d meet Iran without preconditions. For a while the campaign was claiming the opposite. So either they’re lying now or they were lying then (hint: they were lying then). But that doesn’t make this version of the argument any more true. For the record: Levine is stealing this argument from Joe Klein, although Klein may have gotten a little help from elsewhere. It was a dumb argument then – but now? Come on. I know that the Obama campaign is using the Big Lie strategy to deal with Biden’s anti-Israel record. But there’s actual video and photographic proof that Obama promised to meet with Ahmadinejad. That’s why Richardson – among others – explicitly criticized him for… wait for it… wanting to meet with Ahmadinejad.

And if he did mean that he’d meet Khamenei without preconditions? That’s somehow better? Khamenei has repeatedly declared that Iran is trying to wipe out Israel. He openly supports Ahmadinejad as the President of Iran. He’s trying to make sure that Ahmadinejad stays the President of Iran. This is the "dishonesty" that justifies banning conservative Jewish Americans from democratic forums?

It’d be nice if the Obama campaign’s attempted thuggish ban was just because they were afraid to defend their awful arguments. But this is more basic: the Obama campaign is silencing opponents because it can. They’ve been using legal threats to shut down events and kill political messages that they don’t like. They’re not even in power yet and they’re already threatening political opponents with jail time. They brag about the organized mobs that they activate to "fight the good fight" and prevent critics from speaking out. In the meantime they are quite literally blackmailing political opponents into silence. Across the country, Obama’s more enthusiastic partisans have taken to violently intimidating conservatives and destroying their property. Just yesterday they demanded an FBI investigation into the FBI investigation of their ACORN allies. This is not a campaign that takes criticism well.

So who knows – maybe Greenfield is lucky. The last citizen who had the temerity to publicly question the purity of The One was savagely destroyed by the press after Obama and Biden repeatedly stocked the fire by mocking him on globally-broadcast news stations. Little 12 year old girls are being viciously smeared for daring to look up to America’s most successful female politician.

From textbooks instructing students about Obama’s "life of service" to illustrated children’s books about "the name the whole world knows" to Obama Youth chanting and marching in lockstep to beatific children singing hymns about their Leader – let’s just build a giant statue of him on a horse and get it over with. This election isn’t about winning. As Obama’s more honest supporters boast, they’re in it to "crush the spirits" of social conservatives and foreign policy "neo-conservatives." Luckily "neo-conservative" is in no way a leftist code word for "pro-Israel Jew." So no cause for alarm.

Memo to ostensibly pro-Israel Obama supporters: circa 2010 there are going to be headlines about the "severe crisis in US-Israel relations." You’re not going to be able to say that you didn’t know.

Dear Friends,

In spite of despicable bullying tactics by the Obama campaign, the Jewish Vote Forums will continue as planned!

The wonderful host/organizers — The Jewish Federation of Silicon Valley, Temple Akiba of Culver City and the Council of Israel Community have all firmly rejected the attempt by Obama Jewish surrogates to force the RJC out of the important Jewish Vote Forums.

Shame on Obama and his supporters for trying to dictate to honorable and independent minded Jewish citizens with an attack on free speech and Jewish conversation.

Here below is an example of Jewish Community response to Obama thuggish behavior.

Please read below a profile in courage: the strong statement by Haim Linder, President of the Council of Israeli Community, rejecting the thug tactics and plain rude behavior of Mel Levine and the Democrats, who boycotted a long scheduled Jewish Vote Forum held this evening at the Valley Cities Jewish Community Center in Van Nuys.

The debates go on! Please attend Jewish vote forums and perhaps the Democrats will realize their cowardice and fear at discussing issues of importance to the Jewish community is not being well received.

Bravo, Haim.

—— Forwarded Message
From: Haim Linder
To: Mel Levine
Date: Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:20:50 -0700
Subject: CIC hosted debate 10/19

Gentlemen,

It is with great disappointment that I learned about your decision not to debate on Sunday 10/19 hosted by the Council of the Israeli Community, Los Angeles.

This is a debate agreed by all long time ago and you broke your promise to participate.

As a non-partisan organization we take no side in your conflict with the group you have agreed to debate. In fact the two debaters have done it three times in the past and they were very good debates.

However we take issue with your last-minute cancellation. It is un-democratic and shows a lack of respect act by all measures.

We have prepared for the event for a long time to bring to our community a balanced debate with the two best in our area. But you find your conflict with the RJC greater and more important then the right of the public to hear the two sides. You found your conflict with the RJC worthy of breaking your promise to debate and show disrespect to the whole Jewish/ Israeli community.

In the last e-mail to you I laid out our reasons why the debate should take place and will not go over it again.

In the last 36 hours I consulted with many people both Democrats and Republican on the issue and there was not one that agrees with your decision. It looks to them too small, disrespectful, dishonest and reflects negatively on your campaign. In fact a Democrat colleague made a comment that it sounds like Obama’s reversal on his campaign funding agreement with McCain.

We are going on with the debate with or without you. There will be no replacement by us to Mel Levine, unless you advise us otherwise.

This concludes my communication with you. Should you decide to change your position you are very welcome to attend.

If you celebrate sukkot have a pleasant holyday.

Sincerely,

Haim Linder

Council of Israeli Community, LA

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The Bradley Effect

Joe emails: “An interesting subject that people have been discussing with great interest concerning the election is the ”Bradley Effect” named after the late mayor of L.A.when he ran for governor in 1992 and leading Deukmejian heavily in the polls. Also I was recently speaking to a high level executive for the IRS who is neutral on the election and his unbiased opinion of the candidates tax plan was the following: Obama’s plan would put the economy in a deeper tailspin due to his heavy tax and spending ways.”

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John McCain Does A Call Sunday With Jewish Leaders

From the Washington Post:

WESTERVILLE, Ohio — John McCain ducked a direct invitation this morning to criticize Barack Obama over Obama’s relationship with his one-time pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.

"The issue of Pastor Wright has been pretty well known" by Americans, McCain told Jewish Americans on a telephone conference call this morning, when asked by Rabbi Shlomo Riskin why he won’t "hammer" Obama hard for this association. Riskin, from Brooklyn, is a leading rabbi in Efrat, Israel, where he resides.

McCain told the listeners that his campaign is more interested in highlighting Obama’s relationship with one-time Chicago radical William Ayers, saying the issue is whether the Illinois Democrat has given a "complete account" of his relationship with someone McCain described as an unrepentant terrorist.

The comment reflected McCain’s general uneasiness about trying to go after Obama and Wright, despite a desire by many in his campaign that he make more of an issue of Wright’s incendiary statements, which were a source of controversy during the Democratic primary.

On Fox News Sunday, McCain also vigorously defended the robocalls his campaign has been making about Ayers and said they were quite different from calls attacking him during the 2000 GOP primary in South Carolina. Some Republicans, like Maine Sen. Susan Collins, have called for the campaign to stop the calls, but McCain told host Chris Wallace he would not do so.

"These are legitimate and truthful, and they are far different than the phone calls that were made about my family" in 2000, McCain said.

During the call with Jewish leaders, McCain and his friend, Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman (I-Conn.), also tried to reassure Jewish voters about running mate Sarah Palin, whose association with the Wasilla Bible Church has worried some Jews. Lieberman said Palin holds some views on social issues that he does not agree with — but that she is "respectful" of different views. He hailed her "deep love for the state of Israel."

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Oy, The Shame!

I get a van Sunday afternoon to help a friend pick up a refrigerator and move it into his new apartment.

As I start the van, it barely turns over.

Oy, the shame!

We drive to Western and Venice to pick up a dolly.

The van barely turns over and but sputters to life and we putter to Jefferson and Crenshaw.

We’ve got two shiksas with us to smooth the ride. You never know when you might need some muscle, especially when venturing into South-Central.

As we walk in to pick up the frig, a pitbull next door comes to life.

Oy, the shame! This is a set-up to get a whitey! I know it. And to think we’re going to perish next door to the Church of Christ in God. What a way to go, salvation just feet away and yet so far!

There’s a key under the rug. We go in and dust off the frig and take green condoms off the top.

"Jane?"* I say to the 21 year old.

I get dirty looks.

Goyim are no fun!

We forego the open Miller beer and shlep the frig out to the van.

The van barely turns over but finally sputters to life.

We drive to Pico-Robertson and shlep the frig up about 25 stairs. I’m on the bottom, so if the guy pulling it up decides he’s taken offense to one of my recent blog posts, I’m a dead man.

Khunrum emails: “Further proof that no matter how many telifins Luke wraps around himself he will always be a Goy. No smart Jew would be on the bottom pushing a refrige up 25 stairs. hahaaaaaaa! sucker!”

We get to the top and smash some glass shoving the frig in the door.

Ain’t no thing!

I say goodbye to everyone and try to start the van.

It won’t turn over.

I get a jump.

Van still won’t turn over.

I call for a tow. It takes an hour to arrive and costs me $100 to shlep me less than a mile to my service station.

While it is rolling me up, I see the traffic stacking up on Shenandoah. There’s Rabbi Kalinsky from the Orthodox Union waiting patiently. Oy, the shame! He’s rushing to do a mitzvah and my bumbling fumbling has bumbed his ride!

Oy, the shame!

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Zeroes Not Heroes

Many of the rabbis in Pico-Robertson complain to everybody but me on what I write about them. In this respect, these guys are zeroes, not heroes. In this respect, porn stars have more integrity.

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Los Angeles Times Hosts Blogger Party Thursday

Ed Padgett writes:

Host: Online News Association
Type: MeetingsClub/Group Meeting
Network: Global

Join other online newsies, bloggers and digital lurkers as we explore "hyper-local blogging," "citizen journalism," and most importantly, the semi-mythical concept of "monetizing your online content." (Apparently, some people really are.) It all happens Oct. 23, 2008, at the downtown offices of the Los Angeles Times. And yes, there will be food.

Time and Place
Date:
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Time: 7:00pm – 9:30pm
Location: Los Angeles Times
Street: 202 W. 1st St.
City/Town: Los Angeles, CA

Speakers:- Luke Ford, LukeFord.net- Andrew Malcolm, Top of the Ticket, L.A. Times- David Markland, Metroblogging L.A.- Rafael Ramos, Marcador, La Opinion- Eric Richardson, blogdowntown- Peter Viles, L.A. Land, L.A. Times

RSVP here: http://www.latimes.com/onaevent

More about the Online News Association: http://www.journalists.org/

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Chitchat

Boyfriend and girlfriend have a chat.

Girlfriend says: "Jimmy, how do you spell ‘pedophilia’?"
Boyfriend looks at her in amazement. "Gosh, honey, that’s an awfully big word for an eight year old."

But that’s not the funniest thing I heard today.

This true story is: In the 1970s, sixteen sailors, after making a frantic "mayday!" call, jumped overboard into the North Sea with their life jackets on as their boat was going down.

Ninety minutes later they were all rescued alive. This is amazing. The North Sea is so cold that people often die in it after as little as 30 minutes of immersion.

The sailors were wrapped in blankets, brought below decks and given hot drinks, after which they all promptly died.

The shock of their body so rapidly returning to normal temperature killed them.

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