Tag Archives: luke ford

Mordecai Gafni Returns

Here’s the funniest response I’ve read: "What a let down. Those of us who have known him for years, and have been following his exploits (his xxxploits) through his multiple reincarnations from right wing orthodoxy to New Age guru, can … Continue reading

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Luke Ford’s Sad Decline

Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in. See the photographic evidence below. Is it time for an social services to intervene? Who will save Luke … Continue reading

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The Seventh Python Is A Hit

Tabloid Baby reports: The premiere of The Seventh Python last night at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood was a rousing success for movie subject Neil Innes, Mods & Rockers Film Festival impresario Martin Lewis and our pals at Frozen Pictures … Continue reading

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My SEO Blog

palestine4ever:  I’m telling you, Levi: sell the shovels to the goldrushers, don’t try to look for gold yourself. palestine4ever:  Are you running an SEO blog anywhere? palestine4ever:  You should be if you’re not. palestine4ever:  You can con–sorry, "convince"–thousands of your … Continue reading

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When My Implacable Anger Collides With The Sweetest Intern

When I called yesterday to reschedule, the secretary told me that today I was lucky to get the most popular intern at the school. Yay! My mind raced. What mysterious Oriental delights awaited me? I speculated aloud to my friend. I … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam And I’m Going To Make Some Proclamations That Will Rock Your World!

Click here to join the fun. nicolletista:  holly certainly comes across as an engaging person guest13:  i don’t think this is really luke ford guest13:  i think it is a recording YourMoralLeader:  holly is great YourMoralLeader:  she’s like a guy, … Continue reading

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Alone In The Crowd

The emptiness hit first. Before I even began with my strawberries, pineapple, watermelon, and chocolate chip cookies, I felt completely alone. I stood off to the side and felt the waves of shame roll over me. First they were just … Continue reading

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I Go To The Shul Banquet

Preparation Video Post-Banquet Letdown For the past few weeks when people would ask me if I was going to the shul banquet, I gave a haughty and disdainful no. I was above that plebian fraternizing. It sounded really boring. I … Continue reading

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There’s A Giant Book Expo In Town

And nobody has invited me to a party. I have no pull. Whatever happened to the power of Luke Ford? I guess I gave it all up for HaShem. I went in 1999. It seemed boring. I walked around. Big … Continue reading

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She Got Drunk With Luke Ford

Leah Kleim posts: Its Memorial day weekend. Since Friday afternoon across America road blocks have been going up, grills fired up and of course the American way of celebrating/vacationing has been put into play…Binge drinking ! Being an American I … Continue reading

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