The other day, I was out on the town with the babes.

My friend Jane* is a hottie. And a brain. We’ve never crossed the line. She’s a great girl but she’s nuts. Crazy jealous. Neurotic.

So I want to introduce her to the help because they have a guy in common.

"Hey help," I say, "you know XXX and this is Jane* and she knows XXX too."

The help just gave Jane the nastiest look. She looked Jane up and down and did not like the competition.

Jane gave her airhead grin and as she turned to walk out with me, Jane could swear the help said, "I could never fit into those pants."

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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