"Everyone loves you at yoga," said my friend as we strolled to eat dinner at Nana tonight after class.
"What about at shul?" I asked.
"At shul, people are wary of you. But I’ve got to pass on a compliment. I went to the Purim party with a friend of yours and at one point in the night, she was discussing you with a group of women. And she walked away and then came back to them and said, ‘Women should pay Luke to have sex with them’."